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I like a fat bottom gal

>>722940959
*fart

>>722940871
*snnniiiiifffff*

>>>/pol/

>>>/pol/

>>>/pol/

move on

>>722940985
you make that sound easier than it is haha

>>722941075
its not, but youll manage

Superman vs. The Elite -> United Nations -> Adolf Hitler

Rymy-Eetu -> Russia -> Adofl Hitler

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>>722941003
That was pretty easy, and I thought I was starting really random.

Spermaceti > Metropolitan Gas Act 1860 > London > Luftwaffe > Adolf Hitler

>>722940672
No and I never will be.

>>722940177
4chan is what you make of it: it's often unthankful and i'm putting way more effort into it than i get out of it, but i guess that's how it works

>>722940297
Sounds a lot like a one sided relationship. Trying to keep the love alive and knowing deep down it will never work, but you desperately try anyway.

Either that or I'm still waiting for a happening.

>>722940177
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in swelling real nice, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids involving real nice swelling, and I have over 300 confirmed swells. I am trained in swollen gorilla warfare and I’m the top sweller in the entire US swollen forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with nice swelling the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fellow swellers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be swollen, anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare swell. Not only am I extensively trained in real nice combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Swollen Real Nice Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will swell a righteous fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>722940379
Of course she should. Who the fuck is autistic enough to say " You're pretty good for a _____." to anyone?

No one's legitimately THAT stupid.

How fat is she?

>>722940609
Thanks .

Anyone who answers your question is going to get brutally slut-shamed by the "I want a virgin girlfriend" anons on this board.

>I'm not the femanon. stfu

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>>722941031
I promise I won't

>>722941103
Kik?

>>722940809
How many kiddies did you touch?

>>722940809
What will you do when your regime falls?

>>722941040
None. Not that type of pastor lol. I'm 22 and only speak to people ages 15- 30 sumthing

Soldier goes off to war because of some dumb rich politician who just wants to use him and would never send his own children off into battle, soldier comes home fucked up and understanding of other ways of life but the flashbacks of his war days wake him up at night and keep him thinking forever if he was really the good guy and whatever the fuck the purpose of this life and existence is, why we are alone on this planet and why are we all different

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>>722941069
>>722941313
>You must be 18 years or older to post on /b/

>>722941313
Completely missed the point of the thread, dumb fuck.

Oh and
>be me
>Alarm Room Operator, Base Fire Dept.
>Get 911 call about domestic
Disshitgoinbegud
>roll rescue, dispatch LE
>caller stays on line
>was on 6 month TDY, Wife 4 months pregnant
>tried to say it was his.
MFW Wife gets kicked through front window for not being able to math.

>>722940972
Thats not how internet works

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>>722940972
I guess I won first prize haha well played friend hahahaha oh man this is better then ylyl because I'm win!

I think that's possible

they moved the camera?

why?

>>722941285
>http://hewillnotdivide.us
The museum where they first were shut them down because of violence

>>722940829
You cant.
Souls and devils don't exist.

>>722940829
Xxx is just good

>>722940904
OP Here yes they do

fuck off to /r/ faggot

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>>722940384

>>722940384
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in swelling real nice, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids involving real nice swelling, and I have over 300 confirmed swells. I am trained in swollen gorilla warfare and I’m the top sweller in the entire US swollen forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with nice swelling the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fellow swellers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be swollen, anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare swell. Not only am I extensively trained in real nice combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Swollen Real Nice Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will swell a righteous fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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still here
and


>>722940572
A bed would be very comfy yes

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>>722940590

Sleepy bork is sleepy. nnnn.

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>>722940590
I decided to stay another hour, or at least till i get sleepy