>Shia LaBeouf's father Jeffrey is a registered sex offender and was 'jailed for attempted rape' back in 1981
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2053381/Shia-LaBeoufs-father-Jeffrey-registered-sex-offender-jailed-attempted-rape.html
>>722987015
so, what
>>722987015
Half of 4chan are registered sex offenders.
>>722987015
And this matters why?
how would i post a picture like this one but then show what shes looking at? like make it show something funny shes looking at? appreciate any help i know i sound dumb but cant figure it out
>>722987568
appreciate any help... like the pic i posed whats another pic i can post that would show like what shes looking at? thanks!
>>722987568
bump
the fuck you say bro?
im so high, i dont know what u are trying to ask for
Wanna talk about something b/?
Yeah, how much Visiril do I need to take to OD?
My penis is very small
Beware I'm a powerful wizard as well!
whatup, high as shit. ask me anything fags
I have a scat fetish and would really like my roommate to take a shit in my mouth. He is really cute, however we are both straight so I don't know if he would agree to it.
How do I convince him to do it? I've already eaten his shit out the toilet a few times when he forgets to flush. Think he would be down?
are you fem
also what the fuck
>>722986215
>>both straight
>>gay ass shit
>>gayfag
>>722986135
ok easy, first you gotta remove your toilet completely and hide it, if you want it to work perfectly, dress it up as yourself and put it in your room to avoid superstition. Next you gotta dress up like a toilet and sit in the bathroom, you gotta fill your mouth up with water tho to make it look believable. 60% of the time it works every time. Good Luck.
What do you consider the age range of a loli?
Also posting a reference pic of the oldest looking loli in your folder that you still consider to be a loli would be nice.
Bumping for interest.
>>722988347
13-16 anyone who says before that is a toddlerfucker
>>722988600
also dubs
let's write a rap song.
i'll start.
>/b/ on the mic we all hate kikes
>>722988882
nigger nigger nigger
the end
I eat pandas
Call me santa
Drive a phantom
Drinking fanta
Trips and ill voocaroo whole thread
Smash or pass?
Face fuck with her body under the covers.
>>722987548
obligatory harpoon reference
Pokemon box 4
Previous thread:
>>722978556
Requests welcome.
>>722988509
lewd
THIS IS A LINK TO THE POKEMON BOX DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/pRvMB
Type your name and add "the hedgehog" and post results. Let the autism flow.
Jesus no
Well, at least he's positive
autistic but pretty accurate, except all the random facts and being bisexual
fml
Redhead thread?
Imgur.com/a/nx0aq
>Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you today?
How do you respond, /b/?
can I get a LARGE coffee, 2 cream 2 sugars.
>>722986140
Can I get a large vanilla latte?
>Yes, sure, etc.
Thank you :)
>>722986140
can i be served by someone who doesnt look like he molests children please?
Just bought a masturbated in piss soaked pair of satin panties from a local chubby girl on CL. Any dirty panties lovers on?
The panties i ordered :
Her roommate. I have not bought from her yet.
>>722988176
What size? How much did you pay?
Left or right?
>>722988991
Also no.
>>722988829
The one on the right kinda reminds me of the inner mouth on alien, so her.
Getting sick of Pornhub.com and all of the knockoffs. What is your go-to porn streaming site?
Looking for higher quality stuff, longer than 8 fuckin minute clips, preferably.
pornohub.su has ripped brazzers vids
I tend to use xvideos.com
how do iget out of work today
>>722987571
bomb threat is always a classic.
>>722987571
Kill yourself?
>>722987571
Confirmed for having a shit tier job.
Any decent career field worth having allows you to take a day off without a lot of questions asked.
When you work at a job with a name tag and shit pay though, you have to be deathly ill to get off and even then, they're not going to be happy.