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Got one a few months back. Is it better than your hand? Yeah. Is it as good as you hope? No. It's hard to get warm, but put it in like, basically boiled water after you wait a little, and let it soak a bit, feels great then. and you really do need the lube, no matter what you think.

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2017-02-20 08:05:49 Post No.723033658
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:05:49 Post No. 723033658 [Report] [View this topic]

/b/ makes a sex tape

Dubs chooses a feature. 69 chooses skin color.

I'm starting with the man.

The scale is -10 through 200 with 50 being normal.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:07:17 Post No.723033798
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>>723033658
bump

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:07:48 Post No.723033849
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>>723033798
shameless self bump

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:08:46 Post No.723033941
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>>723033658
too much work. way too high for this

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:59:25 Post No. 723033072 [Report] [View this topic]

Your saddest rejection stories please.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:08:03 Post No.723033872
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>>723033072
Loved a girl so much
Pretty sure she liked me
All i know is she deserves better
I love you amy

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:14:39 Post No.723034427
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>>723033072
We fell in love and came apart. And now you're back in my life but you don't see me the same. You're so amazing you're always happy no matter who tries to upset you. I wish I had the strength to continue on. You Deserve so much better. I'll always love you. But I'll never get to hold your hand again. I'd pull a star out of the sky for you but you don't want it at all.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:17:37 Post No.723034684
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>>723033072
At a party in middle school first party ever
Spend half an hour building up courage to ask this one girl to dance
Tell myself the worst she can say is no
She not only said no but laughed at me loudly and pointed for her other friends to laugh too

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2017-02-20 07:33:42 Post No.723030964
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:33:42 Post No. 723030964 [Report] [View this topic]

Boys only

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:38:38 Post No.723031379
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What is it for

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:58:42 Post No.723033013
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>>723031379
Gay stuff ;)

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add xt1tx

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:41:51 Post No. 723031622 [Report] [View this topic]

Join group

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:00:07 Post No.723033127
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add xt1tx ....

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add gedres

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:06:43 Post No.723033738 [Report]

This is cooler

https://discord.gg/nG9eYkd

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:32:07 Post No. 723030819 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /b/, I’ve been on this board for a long time. Here is a snapshot of my last 2 months:

>graduated college
>finally broke up with manipulative and horrible girlfriend
>moved 3 states away to live in an apartment with my best mate
>grandmother got into car accident, I had to fly to her city, take care of her, and clean up her deathtrap of an apartment singlehandedly (she is a hoarder and has lived in the same apartment for *50 years*), all on my own dime

So now I just got to the place I’ve been paying rent for. I’m in a new city with no job, almost no money (I pretty much don’t have any hope of making March rent), no dog (my ex kept the dog I had raised from a puppy because the adoption papers are under her name), and-not nearly worst of all but still bad-no gym.

Up until this point I had just used my college gym. The iron helped get me out of a depression years ago, and not having that outlet really sucks. However, I never appreciated how expensive membership is. I only have a Gold’s, Anytime Fitness, and random small gyms (think obnoxious class-based places like Orangetheory) near me. The cheapest is Anytime fitness, at ~$60/month. If any of you rich motherfuckers wants to chip in a few bucks, I swear I will put it toward the gym and not less important things like rent or food. If I can’t completely cover the cost of a month, I’ll buy a pull up bar or something. Right now I have a yoga mat, ab wheel, and 25 pound dumbbell.

Pic masterpiece very, very related.

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I’ve been putting in job applications, but without being there to go to interviews it’s difficult. I’ve been turning some profit doing random craigslist things (most recently I did a few peoples’ math quizzes on Coursera for a few hundred), but the profits are very thin. If anyone has any ideas, they would be much appreciated. I’m trying to get a regular 9-5 and a part time second job for a few evenings a week or some other way to make money. Seriously though, anything short of selling ass.

>pic related, it’s my bank account

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If it makes a difference, I graduated with a degree in Biology and a shitload of lab experience (3+ actual years in labs). I might try to go for an MPH eventually, go into healthcare law, or try to get into pharma if anyone has any tips/career counseling. I’m in Seattle, btw.

Stats for reps:

>haven’t lifted for 6 weeks, so who knows how accurate this is
>bench: 235
>squat: 275
>deadlift: 335
>OHP: 135

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I’ll be around for awhile bumping if there is any interest. I can tell stories, make more shitty paint things, etc.

I have a shitty dumpser pay pal that I use for craigslist shenanigans. It's just linked up to a gmail: godhelpmygains

I anyone is inclined to throw something my way send it there.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/