>tfw you'll never take the tube home from work on a rainy late October Friday evening, feeling mildly numb and full of ennui; "but it's ok, things could be worse" you say to yourself as you step out of your tube station, opening up your umbrella and taking a moment to stare at the hazy street lamps, random shops and tail-lights reflecting on the rainy streets; taking a moment to look at your watch, it's 6:07 pm, so you start walking to your flat, stopping on the way to your corner chip shop, the Ocean Fish Bars. you get the usual, large chips to share and two medium cods and scampi, picking up a can of Old Jamaica ginger root beer and an Irn Bru, you go out, saying cheers to Jermaine, he's a good lad even though he's missing two teeth from back in Nigeria. you keep walking home, misty rain in your face but it's ok, because soon you're home and you'll unlock the door and your qt christian refugee gf runs and jumps in your arms, dressed in your burgundy hoodie, kissing you and almost not letting you say hi to her, she's noticing you got some takeaway she gets even happier, she was just about to text you that. she's chipper, having just finished a long assignment for her class. you have your fish and chips while you watch some Inbetweeners episodes and doing shit jokes about #bants and cheeky nandos. after that you dim the lights, put on a record she picked a while ago from a shop run by a and old hippie, lying on the floor, rain hitting the windows. the record ends and she draws a bath for the two of you. you enjoy your bath, looking hazy-eyed at eachother, faint smiles, resting your chin on her left foot, thinking that you've done this before, and yet, you're overwhelmed by a state of pure bliss and you realise, you're finally at peace with yourself. suddenly she breaks the 20 minutes long silence, saying the same thing
>>723041099
Uh.... Good on ya?
;-;
>>723041099
so ?
>ITT we pretend to be Americans
>>723041376
>Be merican(the best fukin nation on the planet)
>Wake to national anthem
>roll of the bed
>Hit the floor
>*thud*
>Smells bacon through the hardwood floor made 100% in americaâ„¢
>Rolls down stairs
>*thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*
>Moms cooking bacon
>sit on the table
>Realise its turkey bacon
>*imported from canada*
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Drop kick mom
>"PLEASE FORGIVE ME ANON THEY WERE ALL OUT OF BACON I SWEAR!"
>"How dare you do this to your little boy"
>Pulls down pants
>This is what you get stupied bitch
>*baaaaaaarrrrppp*
>Watery shit all over moms face
>Mom's screaming and crying
>Rub shit filled ass on mommy
>Mommy passes out
>Chow down on the shit that mom made
>Tears run down my cheeks as I chew on this abomination of imported bacon
>Forgive me forefathers for I have dishonored you by consuming the sustenance manufactured in another nation other than this one
>Go to 4chan
>Shitpost on /pol/ about how immigrants are stealing our jobs
>>723041376
build it
what would you tell your doctor of you think you have carpal tunnel syndrome- if it's definitely from jacking off way too much AND you don't want him to know that you jack off way too much?
bonus points for creativity.
>>723040984
Say you have been into speed shotgun competitions, and you suffer in your pumping hand
>>723040984
literally who cares?
If you're posting here, you clearly don't have a lot of dignity in the first place so whatever.
>>723040984
Tell him you got a shakeweight and you're worried it's giving you tennis elbow.
You have to fuck one of them
>>723040219
3 or 4
>>723040299
/thread
https://bad-dragon.com/jobs
>get a sex toy tester job
>still live with mom
>knock at the door
>"Hunny? Is everything ok?"
>"Yeah I'm working. Remember? I got that job and my package came..."
>"Oh you started work. Can I see your toys?"
>"No mom, that's just wrong"
>"Wait, what was the job?"
>"I work for bad dragon. A sex toy company"
>"Oh...OH MY GOD..."
>"I'll be busy ALL day mother. Can you go buy me a roll of paper towels?"
>>723041500
They make good toys. But nothing in your picture is made by them.
>>723041500
is this a real job people have?
>>723041500
Seem like great people to work for.
Hey anon,
How are things? Is work okay? Is the love life good? Any cool new games you played recently? How's that new band you listened to? Just checking in and hoping the best. You're doing good things, and I'm proud of you.
>ITT let's just chat, tell us about your day
>>723041210
im so lonely this post made me cry
its 2 am, please help
>>723041276
Talk to me anon, what's up?
>>723041442
nothing, just curled up in a ball in my computer chair crying
portland/oregon nudes
>>723041481
>>723041481
Ha, i live there
>>723041518
ITT: we stop whining about the voting system and propose actual solutions.
It is very clear that the election was rigged for Drumpf. America is currently in crisis mode, so here is how we fix it...
>Everyone under 25 gets a 5x multiplier since they will have to live with the consequences the longest.
>Everyone who is between the age of 26-49 gets a 2x multiplier.
>Everyone aged 50+ vote's counts as 0.5 as they are matured to the point of having frequent health risks, and not having to worry about the outcome of elections.
>Everyone aged 70+ (A.K.A Baby boomers), votes dont count for shit because they are wrinkly old fucks on medicare and will die very soon anyway.
>African Americans get a 5x multiplier for 188 elections since thats how long they were restricted the right to vote, aswell as being victims of racial discrimination.
>Any other Americans of color gets a 3x multiplier for 100 elections as compensation due to white oppression throughout the 20th century, while contributing to our society.
>Women get a 5x multiplier for 144 elections since they were restricted access to voting, aswell as being sexually oppressed.
>Anyone who is a part of the LGBTQ community gets a 2x multiplier stack due to being victims of homophobic discrimination.
>Anyone who is a part of the Islamic faith gets a 2.5 multiplier due to currently being victims of racial discrimination.
>If you have a PhD diploma in gender studies, your vote will get a 3x multiplier since we dont want dumbasses making decisions for the rest of the country.
>Illegal immigrants count as a single vote REGARDLESS due to having poor quality of life, UNLESS they are in possession of a green card. In which case they get 3x if colored, 5x if of African origin.
Example #1: A white 50 year old woman with no degree's vote will count as 2.5
Example #2: A black 19 year old woman's vote will count as 25 votes
Example #3: A white 40 year old man with no degree will count as 2 votes
Come on people its 2017!
>>723041392
>we stop whining about the voting system
>It is very clear that the election was rigged
Well that didn't last very long.
This is the most retarded thing I've ever read. Even for 4chan....
Go kill yourself in a fire.
>>723041392
Actually, I was rigged for Hillary. Trump won fair and square. If you think otherwise it's time to kill yourself.
Dat ass thread.
Pic related
My wife
>>723040633
Asian?
>>723040702
Yep
>>723040724
Post moar
Ride should never end. Keep simple, keep s/fur
Dubs decide what I do with pic related
Stuck your dick in it, obviously.
nothing
>>723041329
Eat it whole
Today we conquer the world!
2D general; loli, fur, poke, shota, etc.
Round 4 let's go
>>723040668
post in here
looks like it was figured out, so even though the gun has been jumped, you win!
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=386
I've never been on reddit before. Should I check it out? Is it interesting at all? Or is it basically a lesser 4chan?
Pic unrelated
I'll take that as a no
>>723040742
what ish reddit?
it has nothing in common with 4chan. theres no reason to compare the two
Love
>>723041579
>no trans, furries, necros, pedos, agender, non binary, poly, meta, pan, ultra, mega.
HATER!
What does /b/ drive?
Pic related - My whip.
>>723040020
this is my r34 sedan, its got an rb25det and a 5 speed swap (the sedans only came auto). Its practical and badass. Cool Subaru!
>>723040020
nice car soccermom
>>723040020
NA RX7. Been in a few accidents, but it still runs like a champ no problem.