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I'd cum on that

4/8

Wow first 3 are all trips/dubs gg OP

meat'n'hair salad

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>>723043037


Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
>im on no fap and wake up with a ton of testosterone in the morning, i`d scred that

There will be others, anon. Don't invest everything in this one.

>>723041877
Just try to make conversation, if she isn't biting then move onto the next. Don't sweat the small stuff.

>>723042051
she bet everything on me these 2 weeks, anytime she had free time she was there.
as soon as she stopped working she was writing me until her bedtime.

Its just I dont know how much messages I should write her, I only told her I was worried about her being sick and this morning I didnt receive any messages at all.

So, should I text her again? show her Im worried? or just wait until night comes and see if she writes me? She is currently working, I know she has a lot of work and besides that she is still kinda sick

Yum...that girl is lovely. You will be leaking her nudes I hope.

4min to clmination

...*fingers slowly roll-tapping on my mahogany desk my patience wears thin*

>>723042430
yeah cause i get to stare..

also more

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>>723042863
>>723042430

Depends. IG she had nice legs then sure but if she had bad legs I'd spare everyone.

jerk off

>>723043195
flushing the toilet

>hurls infinitely

>>723042181
Yeah, did three years for heroin and pills. Luckily Im disabled so I was kept in a solo unit separate from genpop.

>>723042327
What disability?

>>723042521
Double leg amputee

>>723043217
>no use
Other bugs and small animals eat them. Providing sustenance is a use.

>>723043217

They are more important to the world's ecosystem than humans are, for example...but that's neither here nor there.

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I got the pics after like 2 minutes, but thank you this site is sick!

I would imagine this will be stopped right away!

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Does this work for videos too?

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wrong pic

>>723041797

Why use tinder when you have us, anon? Slap that kik down 'ere.

>>723042003

I don't really hang out on /b/, I just didn't know where else to post this. Also, I'm not sure what kik is, I don't think it's very common where I love. -OP

deeep

Shes sucking a little dick. We only like big cocks here. Black if youre able. try again loser.

>>723043245
I love those ear rings!

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Also, what happened to our tagline mates?
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Lollzz remember when you'd reply am not your mate buddy.

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Here is a brain teaser. Had ben fucking my mind up

>>723043561
27kg

NU UH FUCK YOU NO WE DONT

>>723042509
YES WE DO YOU FAGGOT

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>>723042598
NO FUCK YOU, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT MY PIC IS BETTER THAN YOURS

When browsing 4chan > amazes me

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I love this site been using it for weeks, don't share it though.

Fuck yes!