Would you?
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>>723046301
Enthusiastically, yes.
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>>723046301
Fuck brown big bird? No.
What's the first thing that comes to mind when looking at this picture
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>>723046391
I felt the old tigers leap in me and then I leapt on these two young ptitsas. This time they thought nothing fun and stopped creeching with high mirth, and had to submit to the strange and weird desires of Alexander the Large which, what with the Ninth and the hypo jab, were choodessny and zammechat and very demanding, O my brothers. But they were both very very drunken and could hardly feel very much.
When the last movement had gone round for the second time with all the banging and creeching about Joy Joy Joy Joy, then these two young ptitsas were not acting the big lady sophisto no more. They were like waking up to what was being done to their malenky persons and saying that they wanted to go home and like I was a wild beast. They looked like they had been in some big bitva, as indeed they had, and were all bruised and pouty.
Or rapey rape , whatever
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Vampires
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Every couple after watching 50 shades of grey
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want to tribute some pics for me in exchange for nudes
please kik me if interested
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Add me prolixian
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add at1tx
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So it turns out he was a pedo all along. Is anyone even surprised?
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>>723046353
Uhh,
Extraordinary claims OP.
Source?
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fake news
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>>723046405
Drunken Peasants Podcast episode.
hey /b/tards, betafag cuck here, pics of wife doing the naughty
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Any requests?
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cum/cock tributes you've done or saved thread
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wtf why is your cum blue
best image is my new discord image.
currently have this
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hope you don't mind having 100% unadulterated boipussy as your discord image.
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>>723046349
/thread
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>>723046349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45WDBJFmJPo
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Could Daredevil beat Batman in a fight? No punches pulled.
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>>723046508
neither, because they're both fictional characters intended for 10 year olds.
fucking homo
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>>723046650
Get a job.
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>>723046650
There are layers of you that suck. Just know.
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ITT: Greentext
>Be me, about 4-5
>Want to join karate lessons cuz my sister was in it
>too much of a little shit to actually listen to the instructor
>Mom puts me in BALLET classes instead, while my sister still takes karate
>one of the most embarrassing moments of my life
>years pass, i ask my mom about the whole thing
>"Oh, we just wanted you to feel included, Anon."
>Just kind of accept it and step out of the room when my dad comes in
>"What were you two talking about?"
>"Anon was asking about that ballet stuff. I still wish we could've just aborted him. He's such a failure."
>mfw i think they were talking a little louder so they could hear it as i was leaving
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So maybe It's time to stop being a faggot for once in your life.
Kill them. They've done nothing for you.
Rape your sister, since she thinks she's so smug. Then off her too.
It's really not that fucking hard.
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>>723046312
This
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>>723046146
Keep your chin up bro. someday you will have your day. without some rough times, all the sweet times would just be dull times.
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I keep eating poo and I'm going to do it again.
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What does shit even taste like, does it taste like it smells?
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It tastes like shit mate.
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Livestream you eating shit
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Ever had sex with your female boss?
I've fantasized about being younger (maybe 16) and just starting out and having a boss who's in her mid 20s or 30s and just being totally subservient to her. It'd start out with doing extra work and then maybe taking breaks together and rubbing her shoulders and then feet and moving on to pussy eating.
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I fantasise about that all the time and it quickly gets into pretty rough territory.
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No, but I do fantasize about murdering and raping the corpse of a young girl.
Maybe some day
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Grocery shopping really is the worst. Having to eat in general is just terrible. Like, congrats. You're a grown-up. Now you have to pay money for stuff you don't even want because without it, you'd die. Also, if you get the wrong stuff you'll get fat and die. The right stuff will kill you if you don't cook it correctly and it's usually more expensive than the wrong stuff. Cooking correctly means dishes, which you have to wash and put away. AND to even get this food you have to get dressed, drive to the store, pick it all out, pay (probably too much) money for it, put it all in your car, and then drive back home where you get to carry it inside and put it all away. It's like 20 chores all rolled into one. Oh! And it goes bad if you don't eat it in time and if it goes bad, you just wasted whatever money you spent on it. Then you get to pay a company to take away the garbage that you paid to make. I really dislike grocery shopping. :(
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Yeah nothing about this is really hard or anything.
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>not growing your own plants and raising your own animals
Kys
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>>723045678
Jesus if you're having problems with this, you must be terrible at everything. Shopping takes up like 20 minutes every 3-4 days for me.
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Wwyd?
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>>723045928
Submit to and worship.
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This is now a spiderman thread. Dump em boys
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Drawthread
Everybody's dead Edition
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>not "drawma edition"
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>not "intense rp edition"
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Might do a request if I like it enough.
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bait thread. every country has beautiful women.
currently in talks with Filipina, Swedish, 2 US, Canadian, Russian and yes, a German. Hate to admit it, but the German girl has beautiful eyes and a sweet pair of tits. Crazy as fuck though. All girls have their pros and cons.
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>>723046109
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If only they took off the burka
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>>723046338
>what is density