Have you ever had sex with an animal or had it perform some sexual act on you?
>>723098730
Yes you have
You dirty fuck
got a dog to lick my dick.
I do know a field near my house contains male horses. might pay them a visit soon
M 30 yrs old here. When i was 13 i pet my neighbors Rottweiler fuck me in the ass every weekend
New shitty pixel thread here, Trips decide what happens to this chunk of space rock
Pac-Man eats it
>>723098669
doubles in size
>>723098756
reroll
Imagine you are in charge of film a snuff film and this is the girl who will be killed in it. She has volunteered to be killed of and has been looking forward to this. What do you have her do? How do you have her killed?
>>723097883
seriously who hurt you dude
I don't.....I find you and do the world a favor by snuffing your twisted ass out...fuck you OP
Probably death by choking on dick. Plain and simple. ezpz.
THIS IS THE END!
Relative new fag here calling it quits tonight /b/
I've basically got the world a my finger tips with a great job, college educated, no kids, fine with women, and generally happy. The problem is I'm going to sabotage it by doing stupid shit hanging out with you fucking pond scum.
I figured I'd make my first thread on the last day I'm here to honor my time of debauchery.
Feel free to offer encouragement on my way out.
An hero?
thought this was a suicide post at first
well i'm glad you are happy OP, I wish you a long and happy life whatever you decide to do with it.
>>723097549
See you tomorrow
Give it to me straight /b/ros....are traps gay?
Here's a pic for reference
/b/ please i need your help, some people recently told me they were gay, i told them that can't be true because their penis is feminine but they said the fact that they have a penis is gay
>>723100028
Say it ain't so
have you ever stolen anything /b/
>yes
>17 years old I stole one of those lego minifigure packs from walmart
>got the lederhosen guy
>felt like a nigger ever since and never stole anything again
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>>723098896
>be me 8 or 9 years old
>went to shitty woodcraft folk (hippies mixed with boys scouts and just as cancerous)
>every week we go to this old hall for "activities"
>be busy not socialising with popular faggots
>see open folder with all the member contributions
>thinking 'extra pocket money'
>do this for weeks without getting caught
>give up because of bad conscience, scored a huge £50.
Extreme gamble addict here.
Ask me anything about my miserable life!
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>>723097996
Do you want to invest in my project car idea?
I need money for a 3rd gen f-body with no engine, a Chevrolet 350, 283 crankshaft and piston rods, and some tools (engine stand and hoist and stuff like that)
I can guarantee it'll be a better investment than whatever you've been doing with your money lately. We'll throw your name on the car in the form of magnetic decals if you want
do you gamble?
How do I know if I have deathgrip?
If you have to ask, you probably have it. I mean, you can have it and still be fine though. You just need to fuck a real girl (omg, i know rite) and see if you get off.
>>723098953
Wtf is death grip?
If your arm was to suddenly accelerate at highway speeds whilst gripping your dick, would it rip it off?
If yes, then you have deathgrip.
So some guy has been taking money from my account and when I phoned the bank they gave me their full address
Wut do?
post it here, faggot
>>723097094
How has he been taking money?
How'd he get your details?
Fuck with them. Throw bleach on their yard or something.
Current normie tv shows you enjoy
>the walking dead
>game of thrones
>>723098970
I thought watching tv was the normie thing to do.
I mean at times I've went 3 or 4 months without tuning in.
>>723098970
Recently, Death In Paradise.
Sorry.
>>723099378
I thought so too, but trust me tv shows are great even for wizards like us
OK which one of you ass holes did this?
Chuck Testa
>>723098159
Lol what does it matter? They're Jews.
Probably some jew as usual so that they can cry a bit about antisemitism.
You fall in love you lose
and if you dont reply to this thread you will never have a gf
>>723097255
natalia is so qt
Kill her or not?
Your choice people
>>723098791
They have sex.
>>723098885
Fuck
so close to quads
OF COURSE kill her. But sllooooowwwwlly
Lets do it. Dubs decide
>>723097222
now thats okay. I am not drunk now, so I gotta tell you: I lost a bet and have to get a girl to choke me out and video tape it, are you in? would help a lot.
So you still wanna rate my cock right? Maybe i can fuck you after to make up for all the fuss.
Anyone who does not have steak at well done is a massive faggot who doesn't know good food from shit
Prove me wrong
>pro tip: you can't
Enjoy your dry ass pile of shit you absolute cum guzzler, try medium rare, the seasoning won't be fucking burnt and it's actually got some moisture in it.
I'm a Vegan!
>>723098173
>moisture
That's blood, you goddamn savage.