Chubby Pup here, please humiliate me /b/
>>723124202
Are you a guy or a girl
Hey /b/ros what do you think about Miley Cyrus? Have you ever found her attractive? And what do you think about her image?
>>723123594
i dream of smashing
>>723123594
That specific look in the pic, and her trying too hard too look cool are a huge turn off. Regular long brown hair, slightly chubby, not acting like an idiot Miley was pretty tolerable. Do i find her attractive in her current state? No.
>>723124223
So this does nothing for you?
What would you tell your daughter if she wanted to go out like this?
>>723124606
Suck my nuts
>>723124606
I would just warn her that the other kids are going to call her long butt because her ass extends beyond the reach of her shorts.
I just got rejected.... Be honest am I ugly?
>>723126015
You are fine.
pretty sure you just stole this picture
No. I think your beautiful
Hey /b/. I know some of you sick fucks have tried self-fucking. Anyone had success? How many attempts before you made it happen? Was it worth it? Any pointers? Etc.
>>723124815
op do this plox
HUNGER GAMES
OP IS AWLAYS A FAGGOT EDITION
(Luci's code)
FIRST 48 NIGGERS GO IN
-Spanks
Spanks
wacky wayne
A Cat
Does the D.E.N.N.I.S system work deerbrah
Does 4chan sucks?
>>723125210
Answer me, deer-kun.
>>723125277
what did deerbrah mean by this?
cont thread (not original op)
You use a stick to draw sv_cheats into the sand, and the ground begins to shake. The Grand Pepe appears before you and ask what you desire. You humbly ask him to warp you to the nearest settlement so you can raze their village.
He obliges and warps you to nigville_01.
You declare war on the stinky brownos before realizing the Grand Pepe didn't warp your personal army with you.
You are now in the middle of Nigville, surrounded by those stinky brownos with spears. How will you escape this one?
>>723125402
Pearl's first thought as she drifted into consciousness was, 'I have to pee.' In the next instance, before she could even open her eyes, she felt her body let go. She didn't register it at first, more focused on waking up so she could use the bathroom. She was reliant on her body's natural ability to hold it, as she had never had a problem with it before, but the moment she really registered the warmth soaking into her bottoms, her eyes shot open. Her hands shot between her legs and she cupped herself, trying to hold back the flow. However, the simple action felt impossible. Her body had betrayed her and she couldn't do anything about it.
Tears sprung to her eyes as she felt the warmth running down her legs, spreading into the sheets, the comforter, the mattress... She realised with a choked sob that Rose was going to end up soaked too, but couldn't do anything about it. Her entire body had seemed to rebel, and a choked sob escaped her. She wasn't sure what was going on, but was certain that it wasn't normal for a woman her age to be wetting the bed. She realised as the flow finally trickled down that it was burning, horrible and painful, but she couldn't do anything about it. It was over in moments and she felt Rose shift behind her, the arm tucked around her moving away from her side and causing her to sob once again.
>>723125402
You execute a perfect whirlwind kick, Chun Lee Style, and kick all those nigs heads off
I fucked jk rowling in high school
Should i drop greentext ?
>>723119907
i fucked ur mom
Sure why not this, is already another shitpost
Just got here from using Reddit a bunch. Now I just use it for porn. Still am going to use it for porn cause traps are gay. Thumbnail is nonrelated clickbait. Roast me for using reddit. :)
>>723121286
I think you are one of those internet children that believe /b/ is some sort of battlefield and hate machine, who cares where did you come from? At least not me, just keep pressing the f5 button and post on a thread you like, simple stuff.
we dont need you here
Whatever, anon. All that matters is that you're here with us now.
Doing a survivor simulation on BrantSteele. Tell me who I should put in.
Dubs guy
>>723117657
Angry Pepe
Lucas
>be me
>coroner
>average monday
>slow day
>bald stiff next
>get told he was a clown
>found dead in house
>start getting to work
>throat filled with confetti and streamers
>wtf to myself
>get to stomach
>paint
>more confetti
>sprinkles
>exactly 27 tylenol pm pills
>birthday candles
>think im being bamboozled
>fucking undigested cake
>vanilla
>piece together final moments
>killed self on birthday
>ate the things that made him happy
>or he was just really fucking stupid
>>723121678
what killed him?
>>723122908
himself
>>723122908
Forgot to include the uninflated balloons in windpipe. But yes he did kill himself
This guy just beat a 15 year old girl in the middle of my street and got away with it because his dad is Police officer. Show this fucker why you don't beat women.
Bitch prolly was talking shit. Got hit.
I don't know, seems pretty alpha to me, eh beats 15 year old bitches in the street and doesn't afraid of anything
>>723121257
Oldfag spotted
Canadian hoes, share those nudes
>>723121776
416 1
>>723122395
416 2
Anyone want Liz?
any thoughts on this by fellow guitar /b/ros?
guitarguitar.co.uk/electric_guitars_detail.asp?stock=14042413400438
>pic related
also guitar thread
>>723121341
>Active pickups
Gay
>>723121341
Should be okay if you are fan of Opeth and Dream Teather. If this is your first guitar, you should just buy bolt on cheap 200$ guitar and practice for 6+ months first.
You know this sounds great IF you know how to play.
>>723122020
>Anyone have a 9v battery, I accidentally left my guitar plugged into the amp.