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work wtf stories?

I'll start

>be me
>work at a bank as a clerk
>decent job, pays well, cant complain.
>we have this client who comes in several times a day
>he has a couple hundred million so we can't really say anything to him except bending over to his every whim
>he insists on being called, "pimp daddy"
>we laugh it off, bank manager tells us to go along with it since he's such a loyal customer
>pimp daddy has a safety deposit box too
>puts the most ridiculous stuff in it, clothes, household items, heck even food.
>still, cant complain.
>one day he comes in to withdraw stuff from his safety deposit box
>takes out couple dozen pieces of leather, a needle and thread and starts making leather chaps.
>expertly crafts leather chaps in a matter of seconds right in front of me
>does this for an hour, i lost count after 300
>dances and teleports away
>mfw

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I have always wanted to try anal but ive heard that it hurts is there a right way to get a cock inside me without getting hurt too much ?

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Your shit stories
Happened today
>be me,18,7/10
>finish test,need to drop a log
>new school,where's the bathroom
>urge to shit increases
>find it
>thankgod.jpg
>drop the nastiest shit in ages,my ass still hurts
>relieved,washing hands
>suddenly,8/10 shortie walks in
>wellhello.jpg
>confused,wrong bathroom
>laugh about it,ask for a cig
>she gives me one,touches hand,winks
>hustonwegotathot.jpg
>Turns around
>walks into the stall that makes nagasaki look like a retards essay
>run out,laugh like an idiot

So,what are your shit stories,/b/?

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I'm so torn i love nigger women but hate the nigger race.

Dumping hot nigger bitches

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So /b/ i had a cold and bought some cough syrup and well i think i drank to much i feel woozy and it feels weird to stand am i gonna die?

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rate /b/

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Guys!
I would like some help. i just started playing league again, i used to be in plat
but im fucking stuck in silver 2 as support
someone! please aid me, i am on EUW
Acc name: Gortlok

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e.g.

My Best of Music year '00

1. Marilyn Manson
2. Slipknot
3. Offspring
4. Contemporary Alternative
5. Contemporary Commercial

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im getting drunk alone again because im mentally weak as fuck /b/, sadness thread

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/b/ros I'm a college student considering getting adderall.

I don't think I have ADD/ADHD but whenever I start studying something I get side-tracked pretty easily. I don't know if this is a result from me possibly having ADD/ADHD or me just being shit at studying. I move around a lot when a talk (i.e. pace, move in chair, etc.) too.

Do I have ADD/ADHD or just shit focus? I've heard of adderall being good to boost GPA because of it's focus-enhancing effects. Should I see a doctor for a possible case of ADD/ADHD. Even if I don't have ADD, how can I get adderall. I am desperate to boost my grades.

>pic related

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Diaper girls thread

to fill my head with smut before i go to work

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It's on the plague

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I just found out my girlfriend is pregnant. They can tell if the baby is going to be retarded or have deformities before its born right?

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So am i serving life /b/?

>be me 19
>buy lsd with some extacy
>take trip with bro good vibes great teap visual everything was great.
>fast forward 6 hours i arrive home
>door are locked and as im waiting several cops roll up.
>he found the scale and some weed pipes and tried getting me arrested.
>they confiscate the scale tell me to find somewhere else for the night.
> i have 6 tabs stashed in the scale where the batteries are.

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Has /b/ ever heard of google classroom?

basically its a place where teachers can post images or videos and set assignments for students.

Students can also post links and videos, and I happen to have a code for a year 7 google classroom page.

google classroom code is qlnjgt6

Raise hell /b/