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>Be me
>19, 6'3, aggresive, not many friends
>gf leaves me for my best friend
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>fuck her, don need that slut
>3 months later, shits getting bad, up to my nutsack in debt, missing college lectures,lost the will to get out of bed
>friends nickname me The Bear because of constant hibernation and aggresive tendencies
>Decide to stop feeling sorry for myself and get out there
>Still kinda fat, but im doing my best
>Hand my résumé into nearly every establishment in town
>Not even a day later and one of the establishments offers me a position on the floor room of a post-it note manefacturing plant
>fuckitwhynot.webm
>Things aren't bad, kinda enjoyed my first week, the people like me there
>I feel welcome
>One day, something was different. I had a bad feeling
>As i was walking along the catwalk overhead the floor, my Co-Worker, Aaron, wave at me, I joking told the shitbag to get back to work
>Oh Fuck My Asshole
>Old novelty car shaped like an egg comes crashing through the loading dock, tyres screeching. The heap of scrap slammed right into my coworker, dead on the spot.
>I ducked and ran, just got to cover, heard the driver scream "Aloha Fucktard" and went kaboom boom.
>Woke up in a hospital drugged off my head on the morphs, chewing my tongue
>Shard of metal from blast lodged in my chest, nearly killed me, doctor said i was lucky to be alive

Mfw I bearly eggscaped a sticky situation

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Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:27:11 Post No.723178020
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Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:36:15 Post No.723178545
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Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:36:15 Post No.723178545 [Report]

>>723177805
1/10

Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:38:43 Post No.723178716
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Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:38:43 Post No.723178716 [Report]

Wadiyatalkinabeet??

Become an hero!

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2017-02-21 05:34:31 Post No.723178431
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Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:34:31 Post No. 723178431 [Report] [View this topic]

Depressed, drunk, and rich. AMA
Also if you're interested in a guy like me and are decently attractive kik me zihkid.

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Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:36:14 Post No.723178542
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Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:36:14 Post No.723178542 [Report]

can you buy me a game on steam?

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Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:37:36 Post No.723178629 [Report]

>>723178542
Depends on if you're a chick/attractive

Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:38:16 Post No.723178680
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>>723178431
go travel if you're rich

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Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:30:26 Post No. 723178197 [Report] [View this topic]

As a black woman myself I found this absolutely ignorant nubian princess hilarious when she tried to talk about white privileged and was promptly nuked with logic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFPjEM0Izpc

What are your thoughts, /b/?

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Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:32:31 Post No.723178315
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Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:32:31 Post No.723178315 [Report]

black dudes browsing /b/, sure i can believe that
but black chicks? Impossible

Anonymous 2017-02-21 05:35:32 Post No.723178494
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>>723178315
I'll have you know that I am a proud ebony queen trying to make my way in America without being lumped in with all my ignorant friends. I am educated and enlightened. I also cook. So there's that.

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