recently become a member
AMA
(are there any mensa member on /b/?)
>>723185328
I want to take the test. Is there a memory section to the test and can you describe it
>>723185328
Why did you join?
On a scale of 1-10, how pretentious are you?
>>723185328
Was a member - measured at 157
went to a meeting and wandered around the website and found is was full of socially-awkward pillocks, pretentious prats and general misfits.
I realised I had nothing in common with any of them, so i resigned. No point in paying the fees, and I have the results, which is what I was curious about.
Hey /b/,
Im doing a rhetorical analysis over an image at my uni. I want to do a pepe as i have a lot of SJWs in that class i want to trigger. Post some pepes i can use in my presentation to the class. OP will deliver on febuary 23rd
>>723185347
>>723185347
Sup /b/
Is Dr Anon here?
I have a problem I can't pee and when i try to a blob of blood shoots out. Sometimes it's dark sometimes its bright red, I've touched and it feels slimy.
What do?
Dude, go to a doctor.
>>723184932
shoot it in someones face and say
"YOU WILL HOLD THIS CURSE"
I'm a nurse not a doctor but you need to go see a doctor about that. Do you have any underlying medical problems? Any history of kidney, prostate, or bladder problems?
rule 34 thread mk.2
>>723186455
>>723186496
PIXAR MADE A NEW FILM, ITS CALLED Finding Chemo
>>723186570
CAN I USE CODE KEEM FOR 10% OFF?
How would /b/ kill themselves?
plastic bag and a bottle of nitrogen.
strap on the ol' jihad vest and hop off a very large building, go boom in mid air, wear a backpack full of confetti
>>723185772
Shoot out with the coppers
ylyl go
Do you support Trump as President?
I support him as a frustrated orange.
sure better than a feminazi or blacklivematter idiots and all the white guild bullshit
One time I made poopy in toilet, I named 'er Corbay. I picked up Corbay out of the toilet to notice the poopy smelled good. I took a bite and Bill Gates became leader of Dickworld.
Hey guys, why is it whenever i go on youtube i see black people bantering on about how white people stole there music? because last time i checked all the electronics used to make music, instruments, music programs and sound recording devices where made by white people so how could black people say they made all music.
i don't see this, maybe you should stop watching shitty fucking videos
i've never heard a black dude talk about how black metal is stealing his flow
WE WUZ KINGS
Yo whats this guy's name again?
MIKE WAZOWSKI
Wreck-It Ralph?
>>723186166
Andy Sixx
Well, about 6 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 500 million dollars from my uncle who molested my mum as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now
First to get 69 gets $10,000 to their paypal
>>723185187
Rolling
Reroll
Rereroll
.
>>723186558
Lose weight.
>>723186558
I want you to get hard and spit on the tip
>>723186663
naw u gud
so /b/.. i have this friend who owns a barn in sweden. last week he told me that he used to fuck goats in the fourth grade.. i think this was so fucking funny because he's arabic. when i started to laugh af he started crying! was he fucking serious /b/? what should i do! #cum4goat?
ask for photos
is your friend like anti-semitism? just wondering because you can go fuck off there is nothing wrong with fucking goats or any animal #cum4goat is a yes! :)
(OP HERE) I'll meet him up tomorrow again, should i ask for photos? but what should i tell him to take up this shit about goats again.. i've been sleeping really bad at nights
I sticked a 12x1,4inch dildo up my ass 30 minutes ago and I that it went deeper than expected on its own. Should I push harder or call an ambulance?
try taking a normal shit
>>723186739
Push harder.
Push it IN harder that is.
>>723186739
>sticked
8 year olds aren't allowed on /b/
any malakes here ?
Nai
>>723185086
apo pou ?
Rodosfag here
>>723184220
you are the king malaka ruler of poop (and the greek debt)
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723181326
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
Guess i can't knock murdering babies since i've never tried it xd
>>723184903
Damn these threads move fast...
Also, bork.