10/10 faces thread
PLEASE HELP
>>723214110
Draw a picture with the information given.
>>723214110
It should be $54,400 if my math is right.
>>723214110
Yeah, it's:
Money Market - $54,400
Bonds - $41,600
Domestic Stocks - $51,200
International Stocks - $12,800
itt: we're pirates
Ay it feels goid to set sail to get away from me bitch of a wife
I just downloaded two Underground Software eps, it's some pretty cool old school Jungle.
>>723212264
I'M DE CAPTAIN NOW
Zombie apocalypse weapons of your choice. You will face zombie hordes as well as hostile people.
Primary:
Secondary:
What a shitty choice for an apocalypse
>>723214444
Russian detected
don't reply to this thread it's a test
FUCK OFF LONGCAT
>>723214477
get rekt nigger im in here to stay!
>>723215069
What are you talking about anon, are these dubs lying to you?
hey guys this is how you trifor-
Stop this shit these threads are fucking stu-
How do I trif-
Not this cancerous thread ag
LOL - how awesome is this shit?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/560181280/trump-troll-doll-sculpture-by-chuck-williams
>> 10/10
>> would buy
, said Chuck Williams
>>723215035
Here is the tushie.
>> Said NOT chuck williams
>>723214547
TRUMP IS GOD EMPEROR
Would you fuck my 47 year old Mom?
>>723214589
moar pics?
Yeah
>>723214589
Sweet face! You know what that means! More
Sent this to a random girl. Got something good back. Give me a girls username on Kik and I'll try it on others.
Still waiting to see if she does the no finger challenge (just a nude).
>>723212059
What she sent.
flishi2
That's her username B
>>723212635
Wait and see.
Tinnitus thread.
Help each other find CURES for each other's tinnitus. Get support?
Post your situation and see if others can help.
>Had tinnitus since before I can remember.
>Possible causes: wiplash when I fell off a tree, really bad fever, all when I was very young.
>Never bothered me, not one bit.
>I just assumed that was the "sound of silence"
>Notice it into adulthood
>See leddit post about "tinnitus"
>"Oh, that must be what I have"
>Life goes on as normal, still doesn't bother me in the slightest.
>Never think about it, never notice it, never stress about it, it's just normal background noise for me in a quiet room.
>Be exactly two weeks ago
>Laying in bed after watching Hellboy 2
>"Hm, yea, that must be my tinnitus"
>Notice tinnitus for whatever random reason
>"Hehe.. yea.. tinnitus"
>Dwell on it, laying there
>"This sound is not normal, that's what the internet say"
>"It will never ever go away"
>"You will never experience real silence"
>Panic attack ensues
>Spend next two weeks spiraling into existential crisis
>Barely scrapping by in life, everything falling apart
Fuck, help me /b/
You're my last resort.
I've had it forever, i can hear it blissfully ringing now! There is no cure, just get a white noise machine.
Addendum
So I've been reading a bit about tinnitus the past two weeks.
I think "regression hypnotherapy" might be my best best.
I was literally the happiest, giddiest dude. Only consciously noticed tinnitus in super quiet rooms.
I assume my brain had automatically habituated to it growing up.
I'm trying my best to go back to that state of my T not having any negative associations in my mind, but it's difficult. That same thought that caused all this two weeks ago keeps creeping back in,
>"You will hear this forever and never know true peace"
>>723212480
I'm not really "in distress" right now and my T is definitely of the mild variety. I feel so bad for people who have it worse. Like 60% of the day I struggle to discern it even if I look for it. Other times my anxiety makes me notice it and I begin to panic.
I think it's fair to say my anxiety might be the root of my suffering here, i'm such an anxious person.
I'm going to go to the dr to make an appointment right now. Hopefully he can refer me to an ENT just to double check my ears aren't getting fucked up even more. Afterwards I will try to see a hypnotherapist as well as a regular therapist to eliminate the stress problem.
Ok b/, try to give me a boner.
You boner you lose thread.
Sup faggots. I hate every single one of you. I've got a 77-inch flaccid dick and an average day goes something like this.
Wake up at 6 AM to two supermodels sucking my cock, they beg me to fuck them - but I've got stuff to do. I skip the shower because my pores naturally emit pheromones and the manliest cologne possible. I triple back flip into my 2020 Lamborghini Murcielago (I've got connections) which travels 500 mph to the gym. In the gym I start my daily 32 hour work-out, run 5000 miles, bench 9000 KG, the usual. When I leave my pheromones become the strongest and I am swarmed by every woman within a 15 mile radius, each of them beg for my ejaculate. I oblige and spunk thousands of gallons of the most fertile seamen possible straight up into the air, all the women lay on their backs and hold their vaginas open to catch my seed and bear my children. I fly (I can fly) back to the vehicle dealership (who wants to use a used car?) and purchase a Saturn V rocket with command module and lunar lander (I forgot to mention, I'm a part time astronaut and have a 25 million square foot luxurious palace on the moon). From my moon base I receive calls from all the world leader's wives asking me to impregnate them multiple times - they tell me this will bring about world peace. Knowing this to be true, I walk outside my moon base, face right at the Earth and, using my naked eyes's telescopic intergalactic focusing abilities, look for these exact women and ejaculate straight up in to space at supersonic speeds with pinpoint accuracy and precision. The space seamen rains down upon the Earth, causing all of the world leader's wives to become pregnant, this brings about everlasting peace and the dawn of a new era of man. I return to Earth and sleep, ready for another day.
>>723214790
still a faggot
>>723214790
>daily 32 hour workout
>daily
>32 hour
i have a sneaking suspicion this isnt entirely true
But why is the rum gone?
>learn to greentext first
>>723213487
>Like this? xDDD
>>723213487
>implying i was trying to greentext
>>723213293
Find people like you. You're maybe only one in a hundred at most. You are a fragile little snowflake and a faggot, there's no changing that. But believe me, there is room for you in the world, just not doing the same shit or being just like the rest of humanity.
There is a while set of skills you're going to have to learn to be able to live along side of "normal" people this shit world. Trust me. If you don't you're going to an hero.
Snowflake faggot here too. AMA.
Did it happen yet?
who?
>>723213779
Yep. "She" is now a "he". No longer Christopher Poole, you may call her "Christie".
Nah. Never went anywhere. Sorta disappointed. I wanted to see some vore.
Ok /b/ which you would you fuck ? Please explain why
>>723214252
Mom and daughter?
Same question
Which one of these sisters