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Join my discord
https://discord.gg/w9GYYqb
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>>723244581
fuck off faggot
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>>723244581
should i spam the THE SQUAD one?
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I've created the ultimate chick.
Ariana Grande's face/hair
Nicki Minaj's body
Kylie Jenner's lips
Name one flaw. Protip: you can't.
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>>723244434
You forgot Grande's Anus Hair.
FAIL.
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>>723244434
This specimen has got to have more plastic in her than a blowup doll. I'll pass
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lips were a nice touch. good job anon
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How do I stop someone from cutting?
As far as I know, she doesnt have a particular reason, she just mentions often how life is tiring, when I ask why she just answers "life in general", without being able to name Particular reasons.
She usually seems Pretty depressed at the start of the evening, she usually brightens up after a while of skyping (i'm pretty sure she's into me, literally everybody who knows both of us is trying to ship us atm)
Any ideas?
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>>723244289
Introduce her to heroin, after that cutting will lose it's appeal.
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>>723244372
She doesnt even smoke cigis, even tho she is fully into metal.
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>>723244289
Get her to visit a psychologist, you yourself cant help her she needs professional help
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Sup /b/?
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>>723244675
Oh shit, the thumbnail looked like an autistic Darth vader mask
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>>723244675
Sup stumpy?
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>>723244675
How's it hangin'?
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>>723245867
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMATOZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE.I GUARANTEE IT.
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what is this please tell me
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
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HI. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER - YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER - AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.
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>>723244388
homosexuality
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Nerve gas victim, move along now
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my faggot nigger browser wont let me play that but I guess this is the guy whose roof of the mouth was damaged and air could pass to his eyesocket?
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>>723244478
How did this meme start? was is the video of the guy getting electrocuted?
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Roast me virgins, I have the blue hair
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>>723244764
Friend zone, level 25
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L-Looks like my gf
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>>723244764
whos the femboy on the right
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Why does this guy always looks like he has something to hide?
Pic is him smiling, but he seems to be concerned about some serious shit
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>>723244325
LOL, who is he?
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>>723244325
Cos you watched the Ice Man and now your convinced hes kuklinski
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>>723244812
A progressive liberal fuck stick
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its been a rough week /b/ sadness thread
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Can we meme it? Wanted to come to y'all first so we can decide on the perfect caption
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Boondog saints
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Not an hero Gotham wanted, but one they deserved
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Pupper master
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Give me some leftover-bundle steam game codes if u hav som? :))) <333
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>>723243916
No
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damn she's hot
does any of you /b/astards have more of her??!?
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>>723243950
shes dead op however there is a shop of her with no bra
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not funny man
too fucking soon
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>>723243950
She is a meme, Anon
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DEUTSCHLANDFAHDEN
DACH-Edition
Alle Schluchtenscheisser sind herzlich zur Partizipation aufgerufen
Fragen:
1. Pläne fürs Wochenende?
2. Pläne für den Sommer?
3. Pläne für die Liebe und Triebe?
4. Wie verplant seid ihr?
Herzlichst
Rammelriegel
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>>723243754
>1. Pläne fürs Wochenende?
Nö.
>2. Pläne für den Sommer?
Nö.
>3. Pläne für die Liebe und Triebe?
Nö.
>4. Wie verplant seid ihr?
Gar nicht.
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Kacken ^^
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>>723243754
>1. Pläne fürs Wochenende?
Grillen
>2. Pläne für den Sommer?
Nein
>3. Pläne für die Liebe und Triebe?
Am Freitag kommt eine Alte vorbei. Sie ist fett und hässlich, ich nenne sie zärtlich Specki oder ein fettes Stück Scheiße. Sie weiß, dass ich nur kein Bock zu wichsen habe, aber wir haben beide nichts besseres.
>4. Wie verplant seid ihr?
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aight /b/, quick question
some chick I know back from high school wants to meet up.
thing is: back then she was fat and ugly as fuck, like a slightly more masculine shrek
but from her pics she seems to be, well, hot. So I'm a bit skeptic, she has lost weight but is the rest just caking on makeup like a colombian prostitute? Should I go for it lads?
pic unrelated
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>>723243960
even if it is makeup, take her home on the first date and bang her before she takes it off, problem solved
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>>723243960
If she's a tenth as hot as that Ursaring , do it
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I'm kind of out of it so hopefully this makes sense.
Depends if you have the mindset. I can't stand liars personally. Last year I was hitting up this chick my friend fucked, he said she was good at giving head. She was sending my pics after a week and her body looked fucking amazing. Then when I had her over mine for movies and fucking, it turns out she was a hambeast with a big gut. I got turned off and the way I got rid of her is I told her I liked her cause I knew she was a slut and would get awkward and leave. I'd have felt mean for just telling her to fuck off otherwise. Anyway I went back and looked at the pics she sent and realised she was always arching her back while laying down and stuff. I looked at her FB pics and she really knows how to work angles. Credit where credit is due, this beast is good at making herself look attractive. Even her face has less fat and her nose is skinnier in all her pics.