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I just paid a girl for her bra & am now sniffing it furiously... how's your day going /b/?

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Sup virgins,

How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women and most of you faggots on here are still virgins?

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No rules

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baby

life's what you make it

don't escape it

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>tfw you know 'her' irl

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Am I pretty?

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Which one, wwyd, and why?

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Used condom hunting/drinking/collecting thread.

Anyone else here hungry for cum?

Since a couple of years back, I moved house to a new area for college studies so I don't have access to the big trash bags that would be put out at night which were my main source of used condoms. My old town was much more of a college town which made finding them easier as well. My parents' town is a two hour drive from where I live and there are camping facilities there which sometimes have used condoms in the bins.

I currently only have one large one in my freezer. I stuck it into the ice cream container and buried it deep inside because my parents were visiting lol. Not sure what I'll do with it. I'd love to drink it but I know the cum was pretty old when I already found it.

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Pt. 1
>be me, australian, living in nothern territory
>25, with a real nice girlfriend easily 8/10
>we met at a friend of friend's party and dated ever since
>she works at a laundry company, i work at tech repair
>life is good
>she gets a job opportunity where she can earn double what she did previously
>it's all the way in zhongshan, china
>away 7470 km away
>mfw
>she really wants to go, as it will only be for a few months and the extra money would be good to have
>i let her go, but i stay back to keep working at my job
>she cries a little as she waves goodbye, even though it's only for a while
>two months pass
>not much contact between us, as she is busy with her work all the time
>i begin to miss her
>make plan
>not very rich
>would cost money for both ways
>decide to take boat
>i hate boats, but it will be worth it
>find cheapest boat that will go to china
>only one close is going to maoming
>close enough
>get to docks
>boat looks crummy as hell, almost a rowboat in size
>captain looks like he crawled out from the sea floor
>completely insane
>having second thoughs, but go along with it
>get on board
>boat groans under my feet
>thisisanightmare.jpeg
>we set off
>trip lasts a few days
>i spend most of it huddled in the corner hoping not to be swept overboard by wave
>i actually survive the whole trip, only hurling 3 times
>we arrive in maoming
>i travel to zhongshan (get lost a few times)
>finally arrive at girlfriend's address on the 11th floor of an apartment building
>climb my way up stairs
>getting really excited to see her again
>reach her apartment
>knock on door
>no answer

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I said a lot of stupid stuff to normie girls that later became memes to my friends. This is one of those stories.
>be me
>be 15
>have a problem with saying jokes just to make myself laugh
>in a speech class and spent the last couple months getting in good with the attractive girls
>I am NOT the alpha
>I'm seated in the epicenter of hot girls
>teacher is talking behind me
>"Girls just tend to be more mature than guys"
>autism kicks in
>say to myself way too loudly while slamming my fists on my desk "fight me"
>hot girl looks to me
>think to myself "gotta explain myself"
>autism kicks in. "Nuh uh motherfucker"
> "I...I did this for me"
>girl bursts out in laughter
>give awkward smile
>mfw it becomes a joke to me and my friends

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Hey guys what is your favorite fast food sandwich?

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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Gf right now

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10/10 thread part 2

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Age/Gender?

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> last year of brazillian high school
> biology class
> fucking bored
> teacher divided in members and cephallotorax
> can't bear him
> starts asking kek for divine help
> starts thinking about what to do
> feels like studying Formal Logic and Truth Tables
> feels like watching Kill la Kill
> what should i do?