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Pitch me your invention.

Be sure to provide visual representation.

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Can /b/ find a more purely funny show than this? I dont think so.

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Alright kiddies sit your asses down, it's green text story time
>Be me
>Beta white male 16
>guy from my class has hearing problems, last few months has begun showing some autistic signs
>first sign was when he thought a ray of light was the Sun's sperm cause it looked wiggly in the biology book
>teacher was astonished with what she heard
>can tell him anything and he'll believe
>remember this time we told him Hitler was alive
>dude tells me he's afraid to sleep too late cause of demons and ghosts
>fast forward a few months 11th grade
>nigger friends tells him he's pregnant being a male
>said it was due to drugs/alcohol
>explains to him how males get pregnant
>dude buys it, gets afraid of being raped by a nigger
>a few days pass
>weekend
>was fucking around with my fake facebook account, cause nothing else to do
>really into Jojo's bizarre adventure so i called it Jojo Memes
>decide to fuck around with the kid
Pic related, it's our conversation edited for your better understanding
This shit becomes a wild ride from here. More?

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biggie cheese walks in
>hey guys its biggie cheese

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It might take awhile before I update the animations please be patient.

After traveling for 12 years, the science vessel sent from earth with 5 crew members to search for life on distant planets came across 2 planets that has breathable air.

>Dubs decide where to land:
>1. Blue planet
>2. Red planet
>3. The sun.

Top left corner shows: Population, Food, Water, Fuel.

RULES:
Dubs decide MINOR events.
Trips decide MAJOR events.

Example: An astronaut was ejected into space.

Try keep the story going and make it somewhat realistic.

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The dark lord Baal gives me dubs

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I haven't showered in about 3 months, now my whole body is covered in a layer of hard "dirt". How the fuck do I get clean again?
Are there soaps/chemicals for extreme cases of cleaning?
If you want, ask me anything.

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Who is this god tier girl????

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She wants to hear your thoughts

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Do you have a little sister, and if yes: do you cuddle with her often?
I wish I had a little sister to cuddle too.

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Negress thread

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Anyone got more like this?

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Only Oldfags know who I am

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your worst sexual experiences

>become close friends with coworker and his girlfriend
>they both get along great with me and my girlfriend
>we regularly go on double dates and hang out the 4 of us.
>one day they suggest the idea of a foursome
>my girlfriend is actually down for it, AWWWW YEA
>his girlfriend has huge tits and I cant wait to bury my face between them
>he is asian and I'm confident I'll be a fucking big dick alpha male compared to him (7 inches)
>we get together, smoke, have some drinks and get started
>turns out he has a giant monster dick
>my girlfriend is astounded by the size
>feelsbad.jpg
>both girls take turn giving us both head, but they are clearly way more into his dick
>we end up fucking each others girls
>I cant make his gf cum, but he gives my girl an orgasm to the point she's shaking
>he ends up doing the same for his girl
>ends in both of us giving them facials
>even his load is embarrassingly bigger than mine
>girlfriend and I don't last much longer after that as she never seems into sex the same way
>we break up
>I change jobs and stop hanging out with work friend as much
>my ex still regularly has threesomes with them
>MFW having a foursome was the worst sex experience of my life

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i want to create my own world. be god, can it be possible? after death maybe?