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I'm Catalonian and refugees are going to invade my city. What should I do? Dubs decide.

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sup /b/, call me a tinfoil hat or whatever but i'm starting to become a little suspicious. im gonna use citations here because its going to be a fucking essay. brackets with numbers correspond to links at the bottom of the page

remember toaster steve from a few years ago? the university kid who tried to commit suicide by lighting his toaster on fire inside his dorm room (1)? i ended up going to the same university as him, the University of Guelph, which is a school focused on agriculture and biology and all that.

anyways, this year in particular, about 4 kids committed suicide at the University of Guelph (2). im not big on statistics but that seems like a lot, especially for a small town like Guelph. i started having suicidal thoughts of my own. this wasn't right, i never really felt this way. i was genuinely considering ending my life. being the fucking weirdo i am, i started thinking that maybe something was influencing these deaths? maybe it was something in the water? and then it hit me... guelph was an agricultural school after all

i googled it. it turns out the University of Guelph has had its dealings with Monsanto, Bayer, and other sorts of companies that do research in agriculture (3). this article is from 2016, but it mentions the companies' involvement with the University in 2011. i've already been versed in my conspiracies (hurr durr 9/11 inside job, mk ultra) and have heard a lot about monsanto's GMOs and shit. i don't really believe these conspiracies, i just know they exist.

anyways, im running out of room here. continued soon

(1) http://news.nationalpost.com/g00/news/canada/university-of-guelph-student-who-attempted-to-take-his-life-on-internet-video-now-cyberbullied-on-facebook?i10c.referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.ca%2F
(2) http://guelph.ctvnews.ca/four-suicide-deaths-at-the-university-of-guelph-has-some-students-calling-it-a-crisis-1.3259373
(3) https://www.guelphtoday.com/local-news/monsanto-takeover-has-implications-for-guelph-438631

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Did a terrorist message me?

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ass thread

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Share your girlfriend/wife continued. Lastnight's thread was broken due to issues.

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Guys be careful what you stick into your asshole

>be me
>ocasionally put things in my ass when feeling very horny
>decide to put the end of a hair brush into my ass
>didn't inspect it very well
>inserting maybe 4 inches
>feel intense pain
>remove brush
>bright red blood everywhere
>panic, think im going to die
>try to clean the area, cant
>try to stop the bleeding cant
>have to ask my mom whos a nurse to look in my ass
>tell her i scratched it with my finger wiping
>she says its okay
>put some creams and eventually bleeding stops
>im cleaning up the bath room and i look at the brush and notice something odd
>turns out the brush "pinched" the side of my anus and when i inserted it, it ripped a line like a skin tag about 2 cm's wide and 4 inches long right into my ass
>this was 3 days ago
>every time i shit the wound reopens and i feel immense pain
>blood covers my shits
>have to clean my asshole and apply creams after each shit
>mfw the thought of sticking anything into my ass brings fear
>mfw cured my homosexual masterbation habits

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Throughout 6,000 years of recorded history, the Black African Negro has invented nothing. Not a written language, weaved cloth, a calendar, a plow, a road, a bridge, a railway, a ship, a system of measurement, or even the wheel. (Note: This is in reference to the pure-blooded Negro.) He is not known to have ever cultivated a single crop or domesticated a single animal for his own use (although many powerful and docile beasts abounded around him.) His only known means of transporting goods was on the top of his hard burry head. for shelter he never progressed beyond the common mud hut, the construction of which a beaver or muskrat is capable.
The White race has crossed seas, harnessed rivers, carved mountains, tamed deserts, and colonized the most barren icefields. It has been responsible for the invention of the printing press, cement, the harnessing of electricity, flight, rocketry, astronomy, the telescope, space travel, firearms, the transistor, radio, television, the telephone, the lightbulb, photography, motion pictures, the phonograph, the electric battery, the automobile, the steam engine, railroad transportation, the microscope, computers, and millions of other technological miracles. It has discovered countless medical advances, incredible applications, scientific progress, etc. Its members have included such greats as Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Homer, Tacitus, Julius Ceaser, Napoleon, William the Conqueror, Marco Polo, Washington, Jefferson, Hitler, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Magellan, Columbus, Cabot, Edison, GrahamBell, Pasteur, Leeuwenhoek, Mendel, Darwin, Newton, Galileo, Watt, Ford, Luther, Devinci, Poe, Tennyson, and thousands upon thousands of other notable achievers.
So the greatest inequality is the equal treatment of unequals

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Why haven't you started taking girl pills, anon?

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Drugs general.

What drugs are you on tonight /b/? I have only been drinking some cognac because my hashish is out.

>Favourite drug
Cannabis

>Underrated drug
Cannabis

>Overrated drug
Alcohol

>Worst a.k.a will never try
Heroin

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This is Gino. He is amazing. He is a very nice boy. Please give him some compliments. He drives to school with his mountain bike. He is a Adventist. He likes going to church and pray. Such a nice boy.

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Civ 3 complete edition
5XB22-0R5QC-36J96

first come first serve

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Prove to me that we are not all water bottles that die once an interdemensional being drink all of our water gone.

Pro tip: You can't.

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hey femanons, whiche one would you prefer?

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Small dick rate!
Post ur tiny penises and let other anons rate it.

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So i heard that mods here like sinks? is this some weird fetish or some shit?

well feeling generous today, just installed one about 40 mins ago.

cmon guys post sinks to make the mods feel better today.