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Anonymous
2017-02-22 08:03:25 Post No.723278912
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:03:25 Post No. 723278912 [Report] [View this topic]

/b/ tried to have sex for the first time today and i couldn't keep my dick up
I need help for the next time
>age 18

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:04:39 Post No.723278989
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Your weiner is that of an old man

Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:06:46 Post No.723279131
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>>723278912
go nofap for a few weeks, lots more foreplay, have her shake her shit round, rub up on u, suck u off, eat her out a bit if u into that etc

Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:06:54 Post No.723279141
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>>723278912
you were nervous and couldn't get hard, you are not unique or weird, this happens to people all the time, and i wouldn't be surprised if the next time you go to do it there wont be a problem

god speed young fella

Anonymous
2017-02-22 08:13:15 Post No.723279572
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:13:15 Post No. 723279572 [Report] [View this topic]

(850) 849-0822
I like to bang random guys in bathrooms call Me ;)

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:14:42 Post No.723279664
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>fat
>Color warning
No thank you,I stopped putting my dick in crazy a long time ago.

Anonymous
2017-02-22 08:02:25 Post No.723278852
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:02:25 Post No. 723278852 [Report] [View this topic]

Which cunt would you tap?

I have tapped 6 of these hoes.

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:05:41 Post No.723279047
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>>723278852
this is probably b8, but i'll bite. which 6?

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These cunts

Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:13:24 Post No.723279579
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>>723279047
The fat one on the left probably. She counts as 6.

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2017-02-22 08:06:02 Post No.723279069
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:06:02 Post No. 723279069 [Report] [View this topic]

Continued from earlier thread

Dubs = Minor event
Trips = Major event

Example: An astronaut explores the frozen lake.

>>723277600
An astronaut commits suicide

-1 population

>>723277791
One of the astronauts mutates, the crew barricaded themselves inside the module

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:07:42 Post No.723279202
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They over power the mutant, a snowstorm is noticed in the distance

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:08:45 Post No.723279275 [Report]

suddenly a giant Golden head arrives telling the crew "show me what you got"

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>>723279069
The crew explore a cave over the hill.

They find water and fuel.
The amount of water and fuel is the two Seconds digits of this post, respectively.

Anonymous
2017-02-22 07:59:27 Post No.723278659
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:59:27 Post No. 723278659 [Report] [View this topic]

I've been diagnosed with Celebrity Worship Syndrome, and it's pathological. My college psychologist insisted that I must see therapy and told me that he'll send a nurse to take me from my dorm room this monday. I'm guessing I'll end up in an asylum kind of place.

I don't want to go, and I'm free to say no but my psychologist said I'm dangerous to myself and others around me.

What should I do /b/?

(Pic related, the celebrity I'm currently worshipping)

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:01:45 Post No.723278813
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no one?

Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:01:49 Post No.723278816
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:01:49 Post No.723278816 [Report]

Is that the guy you want suck a log out of their asshole?

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>>723278816
I'm currently thinking of selling my kidney to go and try to find him in London. I actually found a connection that will take my kidney for money.

Anonymous
2017-02-22 07:25:20 Post No.723276327
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:25:20 Post No. 723276327 [Report] [View this topic]

Feels thread, or Eliza thread. Either one of them I'm fine with, I just need one of the two.

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:30:01 Post No.723276699
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It's been a long time since someone said " I love you" to me.

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>>723276699
Fag

Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:32:18 Post No.723276854
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:32:18 Post No.723276854 [Report]

I haven't seen my dad in forever :/ i miss how he used to sleep next to me when i was scared, his big black cock pressing into my tiny little boy ass. things just haven't been the same since he left :'(

Anonymous
2017-02-22 07:41:52 Post No.723277487
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:41:52 Post No. 723277487 [Report] [View this topic]

hi guys

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:50:01 Post No.723278045
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>>723277487
Fixed it

Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:02:35 Post No.723278866
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:02:35 Post No.723278866 [Report]

I can see that catching on.

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:05:31 Post No.723279039 [Report]

How is this "holeguy" of yours a meme?

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2017-02-22 07:42:03 Post No.723277500
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:42:03 Post No. 723277500 [Report] [View this topic]

ama

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 08:06:35 Post No.723279114
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how to hide a body perfectly?

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2017-02-22 07:28:07 Post No.723276554
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:28:07 Post No. 723276554 [Report] [View this topic]

did anyone from earlier keep messaging? and anyone have more?

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:28:47 Post No.723276608
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>>723276554
dumping what i have

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:29:26 Post No.723276657
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2017-02-22 07:39:03 Post No.723277288
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:39:03 Post No. 723277288 [Report] [View this topic]

This guy slaps your gf on her ass and starts laughing. What do you do?

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:40:54 Post No.723277415
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>>723277288
ask for 10 grand. it'll make no difference to him

Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:40:54 Post No.723277416
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:40:54 Post No.723277416 [Report]

U WANT TO BUY?

Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:41:04 Post No.723277422
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:41:04 Post No.723277422 [Report]

Fire up the ovens.

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2017-02-22 07:35:43 Post No.723277062
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:35:43 Post No. 723277062 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you leave your child alone with Shrek?

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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:39:46 Post No.723277330
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:39:46 Post No.723277330 [Report]

No, because shrek isn't real and i've never had sex so i don't have a child.

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>>723277062
If I can watch the human princess in a donkey show in the mean time, then yes.

Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:42:59 Post No.723277567
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:42:59 Post No.723277567 [Report]

But I wanna be with the ogrelord!

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2017-02-22 07:38:51 Post No.723277266
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Anonymous 2017-02-22 07:38:51 Post No. 723277266 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Things that you think only you do.

When I take a shit, I pretend to be a snobby rich guy type character. I make sure to sit right straight up, all nice and proper like, with my hands on my legs right before my knees. I keep a smug look on my face the entire time, and sometimes I close my eyes and pretend that im in a really fancy bathroom thats better than everyone else's. When Im done, I lift my pinky finger while I wipe and then I go back to my shit life.

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