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7 seems a little suspect...

>>723284082
Assuming im right and you are a Christian yourself, you should read the letter to Dr Laura.
http://www.commondreams.org/further/2011/01/03/dear-dr-laura-why-cant-i-own-canadians-slaves

>>723284082
Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

>>723284103
fegelein? es tut mir leid, junger freund, aber ich weiß nicht, wovon sie sprechen.

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>>723284609
Der Herr hat wohl ein sprung in der schüssel, eure Exelenz

They're really over reacting to everything. The mods mostly.

The mod is in this thread lol!
Hey realm, I think Columbine could have only been funnier if they started with the retards.

Tommy seems like a school shooter type

>>723284037
Mommi's chiken tendies! Yay!

save money

>>723284037
Also fuck Barrio. Lame establishment with average tacos. Just putting that out there.

Lets drop in on the furries

/b/: damn we never have raids anymore
also /b/: we're not your personal army faggot

>>723283391
I wasnt saying you are>>723283391

? = 3
??? = 9

or:
fuck you

Ez it's 4

>>723284162
1+1x2 --> 1+(1x2) = 1+2

1+2=3

3

>>723282887
I feel like i recognize that butt? Have you posted alot before?

You got the little cunt good OP

>>723284008
>>723283012
samefag

>>723283764
>xray

how retarded are you? that shit only works on thin, partially transparent clothing. all you'll get with that thick material is some other retard using the burn tool and just darkening the fabric where her nipples are.

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>>723283943
>all you'll get with
maybe it'll work, you can already see a nipple there, I will pay with other pictures from her :)

>>723283764
>I used to be in highschool with her :)
No you didn't because you're clearly underage, now gtfo

>>723283979
post

Post asshole and I'll fap

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>>723284114

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>some trick i learned somewhere i dunno maybe its bullshit but it goes like this - you put her hands on yours and move your hands up and down. if she follows your hands that means she trust you and basically ready for kiss and if the hand stay in the air... you get it, body language life hacks shit... OK to the story now
>her hands follow mine
>I tell her what that means and go for the kiss
>haha i cant believe it! it actually worked holy shit!
>we are kissing and I'm going for the bra
>somehow i managed to take bra off with one hand it was really easy lol
>touching some tits and ass feels good but pointless
>she is kissing me while sitting on me so i lift her up and take her to the bed
>lay her down while kissing her and taking he shirt off ( no bra already! )
>i knew that watching porn every day wasn't for nothing!!!! time to show some knowledge
>kiss, suck her tits and go for shorts
>take shorts off
>panties
>ohhh my god first time i see a fucking pussy i think I'm gonna cry
>she has no idea this is my first time and she thinks I'm experienced with this stuff haha
>start eating her pussy
>i remembered my friend told me it tastes and smells bad but it wasn't that awful
>she is moaning i guess i do a good job
>put a finger inside and start to...
>SO wet!!! she likes it even tho I can see its hurting a little
>i don't know if my dick's skin can handle this hardness
>me "can I put it in?"
>"no, i dunno"
>wtfff you bitch what??? you are fucking naked in my bad and you tell me i cant fuck you... what kind of sick humor is that
>so we are laying there on my bad and she is hugging me so i asked her why didn't she want
>"I don't want it to end with just sex"
>fck
>me "well... it doest have to end. I mean... we wont be boyfriend girlfriend but we can still be friends and talk"
>me "wanna suck my dick maybe?"
>"OK"

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>she is licking the tip of my dick and slowly starts to suck it till my whole (little) dick is in her mouth and then she sucked my balls a little.
>it was nice but truth be told you cant cum from that
>laying on her and start touching her pussy again and thats even more wet now
>pussy is more wet you can see the Niagara fall there
>me "can i wear the condom now?"
>"OK"
>its happening
>I stand up and wear a condom
>she is ready in a doggy position for some reason
>OK lets get it in... wait why isn't it getting in
>try to feel it with my fingers, ye I'm in the right spot whats wrong here
>I guess its just really really tight
>"it should be big enough" tnx woman thats helping...
>rolling her to a missionary position maybe it will be easier
>fail to put my dick in for few seconds
>shit!!! no no no no!!!! oh fck I'm starting to lose some erection here
>"are you nervous?"
>me "no"
>I really wasn't, and I dunno why
>I think she got offended a little by this thinking she is not hot enough and my dick fell and soon as i tried to put it in
>again laying on the bad just hugging and talking... fk me
>after few long minuets I'm starting to get a little erection
>thats my chance
>she is touching my dick a little and i get a full hard on, this time i wont fail!
>put another condom on
>taking her legs and putting the on my shoulder
>bitch is flexible
>trying to put it in but pussy resists
>maximizing thrusting power to 120%
>Its in!

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>cant feel much of her inside world since my dick is small but she is moaning
>fucking her for about 15 seconds
>its coming!!! I'm about to cum
>Cummings... feels good man
>just realized a second later that i came after fucking her only for a few seconds
>"thats it?"
>short dick and i cum fast... OK at least i lost my virginity
>but wait i cant just leave her like that
>I try to make her cum by eating her pussy and super speed finger fuck her
>kinda works but she lose interest after two min or SO
>failed to make her cum
>again laying there hugging... I'm starting to get sick of this
>I tell her she should probably go home coz my grandma is in the house and i have work tomorrow
>check buses for her but nothing at this hour... shit
>ended up walking her home 30 win away (also have to walk back)
>still happy with my first time... was sure it will be much worse
>day after she sent me a message saying she was kinda hurt from me coz I only wanted to fuck her and she feels she is only good for that
>tell her its not true and blah blah and there's nothing wrong with two people just having sex and stuff like this
>managed to dodge this shot
>still feel like I won!

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>Be you
>find open Facebook account of attractive male
>collect photos and information
>make instagram
>occasionally post photos from his profile claiming it's yours
>make fake name
>let this go on for 2 weeks
>get app that lets you get fake followers
>you're good to go
>request to follow her

If it's a male do it with a female account and so on.

>>723283633
But it's a "spam" account so she only accepts her closest friends.

>>723283711
Make a fake account pretending to be one of her friends who doesn't have an insta account, or just be man enough and request with your own account

Who is this??

>>723284668
She was a large part of the site for a while. She split the site into anti-boxxy and pro-boxxy sides for a while Now I think she has a youtube or something? google her for vids.

>>723284384
PRAISE THE QUEEN!!!!

>collapse thread

>>723283799

cuddle it

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>>723283799
> remove my clothes, so I don't have any advantage
> beast versus beast
> look lion in eye
> we charge each other
> the screen fades away
> lion cubs frolicking around are shown at the very end, but no lion. as to symbolise the bravery and weakness of a man. Yet his struggle against the Nature is to t very end, even at the expense of own life

>>723283889
Do you not get bored of making this thread?
You're obviously a fat white guy just trying to rile up some idiots.
Just stop.
Leave.
Stop posting.

>>723283889
Don't you have a health insurance bill to be repealing?

>>723283889
Saging ugly nigger thread
>inb4 oingo boingo speak