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Texas Thread
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Broke things off with my Girlfriend yesterday. So now i'm back on this God forsaken site. looking for someone who could hook me up with the girl scout cookies strain of green.
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How do you make your life more interesting? Currently I'm so bored of my life.
>be me, 20 yr old uni student
>last semester, all i have to do to is work
>recently single
>sometimes hang out with friends but they never do anything fun
>don't have much money
any advice would be good
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>>723302069
plan out the best murder and disposal of a body you can think of, spend weeks on it and go over every detail dozens of times, plan it to the second of your victims every move. make it a dance of perfection.
then don't do it.
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Shoot up a school. Go for a high score!
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>>723302551
This.
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where will you be when the russians invade?
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>>723301616
Selling vodka
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>>723301616
In america, letting them uncuck these once great countries.
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>>723301616
Pretty sure that shit's in polish.
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someone kindanon can gift me a m4a1 s hyperbeast? i have no money and i love that skin. advanced thanks
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tomasnqn10
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you sure do have shit taste
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HOW TO GET CS:GO SKINS GUIDE
STEP 1: Get a job you stupid fucking beta male. Get your ass up off the computer and start contributing to this damn society we live in.
STEP 2: Save up for your own goddamned skins.
STEP 3: Don't actually buy any, invest in the stock market instead.
STEP 4: GET THE FUCK OFF OF 4CHAN YOU BROKE CUCK
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Hello /b/
I have a friend who is teaching in Japan and is very isolated. He wants to get a cat but is having trouble finding one because he is white. I want to ask for your help to help find him a cat.
I am a full time pet portait artist and whoever can help find him a cat I will make a custom pet portait painting and send to you.
Please help.
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just tell him to walk into any restaraunt and ask for one really fresh
cat sashimi maybe
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>>723301680
Wrong country my friend
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>>723301629
This is the most confusing post ever today.......
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This is a good thing!
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Unbelievable. This is what happens when America elects a fascist pig and starts revoking the rights from those that actually need them. First the Muslim ban, then the deportation from innocent Mexicans who want to WORK and now this???
America. You have a huge problem to fix.
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Wow this matters just as much as it did when the last president said the opposite thing!
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Trump is the devil in person, what do you think of the last stupid idea of taking away the rights of transgender people to use what they feel or think is apropiate, gosh we have to stop this.
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Go shit in the woods, faggot.
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I hope you piss and shit yourself.
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This shit needs to go viral.
Help me post it everywhere.
Make better ones if you want.
Encourage protests and shit.
Get it on the news.
I want people calling stores, complaining and demanding they dump the "nazi" tea.
Fucking lulz.
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But Milo is fucking awesome.
Lulz? There are no lulz, go back to sucking your papa's dick.
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>>723301239
Jesus, are you still butthurt because your pet right-wing faggot lost his job? Get over it fucker. No one gives a shit.
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>>723301239
no faggot
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Illness thread! Lets hear how fucked we are
I have recently found out I have Crohns, been getting nausea and vomiting to the point I barely eat. Been going on for 13 months.
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>>723301984
I have a cousin of Crohn's disease, Ulcerative Colitis. Just got out of a flare by smoking and going vegan.
Smoking only works for UC, and it makes Chrons worse. So don't smoke.
Look up vegan diet for Chrons disease. Those on a plant-based diet stay in remission much longer than those on omnivorous diets.
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>>723301984
Also cramps and the shits (think of the worse food poisoning you had everyday). All I can do is lie on my back and will it to pass
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>>723302171
Yeah I'm a heavy smoker, so going to have to quit. diet is pretty much just crackers an water now.
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What're your favourite drugs /b/?
My list:
1. Weed
2. Heroin
3. Fentanyl
4. Etizolam
5. Xanax
6. MDMA
7. Ketamine
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those are literally everyone's favorite drugs, you faggot.
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>>723302605
Terrible list, if mdma or heroin aren't at the top you're just wrong
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>>723302605
Cocaine and pcp
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suggestions for a hidden/spy cam?
I wanna record my sister fucking her boyfriend and need something I can hide in her room
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Just put the camera somewhere she won't find it
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>>723302788
I was hoping for some kind of tiny hidden/spy cam thing that wouldnt be obvious if she noticed it
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Pics of you fucking your gf
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>>723301740
I dont get how you guys can sneak cameras into the line of action like this. Do you guys just take speak photos? Does she let you do it? Is it a bragging thing? Is it common? Should i start doing it???
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>>723302030
id like to know this too
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oh god he's black
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ITT: If you had to spend a week in an empty, white room, what would be the one thing you will have in there with you?
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>>723302596
a loli
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>>723302596
a pillow
i can sleep on a floor, without a blanket
but i need a pillow
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>>723302596
90 Tabs of strong LSD
Show me your ideal woman.
Go go go.
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>>723302899
Why come her back just goes straight into her legs?
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Am i a bad person? Pic related
My best friend since 5th grade, his fiancé (been together for 8 years, lets call her M) and me all went to a festival. We usually did something fun together like once a year. This time was different. We took some ecstasy and me and M really bonded.
The three of us started hanging out more. I bought a Wii U and we played Mario Land and MKart. When my best friend, lets call him S had to sleep, me and M used to stay up late trying to get all the stars in Mario Land.
Fast forward 6 months. One evening we are all lying on the couch watching a movie. Me and M share a blanket, and S has fallen asleep next to us. My hands starts to wander and they suddenly ends up in her panties. My first time. Stop before he wakes up. We wake him up and they go to bed.
The next day he goes to work, and we wake up late. I slept on the couch. We pretended that nothing happened and we continue with our plans for another evening of playing Mario Land.
He has work the next day so he goes to bed early. Me and M stay up. At around 4am we start to make out and get naked. S is sleeping in the next room. She's on top of me totally naked when we hear his door open, and he goes to the bathroom. We panic and put our clothes on and resume Mario Land.
He comes out from the bathroom. He saw nothing. But later found out he heard us, but thought it was just his imagination.
Next day when he goes to work we fuck like crazy.
We continue with this for two weeks. Its now my birthday. We celebrate. Play Mario Land.
He goes to bed, work next day. We end up fucking on the couch. We stop. Continue playing some more. We hear him open the door again and go to the bathroom. This time he heard us. He is really calm, but very upset. We talk for a while. Then i leave, she sleeps on the couch and moves to a friend the next day.
Havnt talked to him in 3 months. M and i are dating. She's almost 2 months pregnant.
I was a virgin, now im gonna be a father. Im 34.
Im bad?
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>>723301845
Yes, you are a very bad person. You cucked your best friend and ruined his relationship.
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>>723302315
She didnt love him anymore. They didnt have sex the last year they where together. She told him many times she didnt love him anymore.
He still wanted to try to fix it and continue living together, pretending nothing was wrong.
The day after the first incident she broke up with him. But for him, nothing had changed since they where still living together and doing exactly the same things as before.
I didnt ruin their relationship. I just helped end it. In the end it was shit anyways.
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>>723302807
Sounds like it was a long time coming then. You still literally cucked your best friend.