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Wifes panties from pics I posted yesterday and today let me know if you want to chat on motherless while she is at work or if you just want her our account
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What are your thoughts on her?
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>>723301069
cum dumpster
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>>723301069
My thought are of sucking down a creamy, warm log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole
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>>723301069
She looks like a perfectly nice person

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Major Cuck at my HS stole my girl.
Feels thread?
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>>723301016
Wouldn't that make you the cuck?
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>>723301016
>>723301435
Yeah OP is a huge cuck, stop projecting
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>>723301016
>cuck stole gf
Just fuck gf

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Rape is fine. Rape all you want. Why? Because there is no reward for moral behavior. Morality is just a scam to keep people in line. Nobody owes you sex, and you don't owe anybody restraint.

Feminists and others who cry out against rape are no different than deer protesting against being hunted. They refuse to understand how reality works, and that suffering is inevitable. They have absolutely nothing to offer the people they are condemning. They don't present any sort of compromise. They are 100% self-centered. They don't care about men at all, but rather are interested only in self-preservation. They want the losers, the autists, the rejects, the psychopaths, everyone they don't value or care about, to be the receptacles of all of the universe's utter indifference to human happiness. They don't want to swallow any themselves.

You can either take what you want by force, or you can go find a dark, damp corner to lay in and die while other people get to have everything they want and be happy. Up to you.

Life isn't fair. Make sure it's not fair for anyone else either. Commit rape.
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>>723302394
That was what your uncle told you before forcing you.
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>>723302394
Be sure to point all this out to the judge at your trial.
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>>723302394
Or you could just pick womenz up and fuck them with their consent, its pretty fucking easy

/b/'s thoughts on Z nation?

pic related
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best show ever created
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Pretty good. Got me hooked enough to watch all three seasons. Season 3 was a bit of a mess though. Not sure where they're gonna be able to take it next.
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>>723302261
just started season 3

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hey /b/, is it possible for two fags to fuck each other at the same time?
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Physically yeah bit it would be uncomfortable to say the least
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>>723302508

You have to open up the penis's urethra of one of the dudes REALLY wide and hope the other dude's penis is really narrow.

Apparently some chicks get fucked in the urethra by accident, so it's doable. Doctors stick tubes into men's urethra all the time -- I've never had it done so I don't know how painful it is. I'm sure dudes have done it as a sex fetish though, but I don't know how thick the tube gets.

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Virgin basement dwelling NEET neckbeard cuck here, just got tendies from all the good boy points i accumulated

AMA
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Those look like very low quality tendies, and they're not even crispy?! Throw a poopoo jug at mommy to teach the bitch a lesson!
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>>723302530
k brb
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>>723302530
YEAAAAH, REAL KIND FROM YOU YOU FAGGOT
here's what happened
>go up stairs
>proceed to yell
MOM MOOOM MOOOOOOM
>she responds
What's the matter sweetie?
>MOOOOOOM, some stranger on that really super murky site i go on told me that these were low quality and non crispy tendies
>WHY U DO DIS 2 MEEEEE
>she responds
Honey, we're a little short on budget lately so i skinned the rats that had been lurking in between the walls for months that i caught yesterday, rolled them in piss batter and deep fried them in piss oil in a mason jar
>i cried
>turn around to go back in batcave
>mom says
Oh, honey!
>turn around
>all i saw was a poopoo jug being thrown at me

NOW I'M COVERED IN SHIT FAK U FEGIT

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CHOICE Thread
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>>723301302
taking the potion pre thread dying
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post moar
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>>723301302
>>723301302

rate my girlfriends ass
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>>723301064
bump
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>>723301153
7/10 would definitely look at in public then quickly look away when she turns her head towards me.

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The greatest cocktail, in your opinion?

For me, it's a dry gin martini, dirty.

What say all of you?
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>>723302608

The one your mother makes after im done stuffing her holes
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>>723302975
That would be a gin and tonic. Thanks for your input.

And mom says she may have to move to Tuesdays. Hopefully that won't inconvenience you...
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>>723302608

whiskey sour plz

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faces of /b/ thread?
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>>723301647
how gay are you?
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>>723301647
kek faggot
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fb/ig fap thread
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heard there was a sex tape.
please tell me one of you has it.
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>>723302373
there isn't
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>>723302373
>/r/
now fuck off
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>>723302373
no.

Why does curry call for coconut milk? I'm making it for the first time and ji at wanted to.know what the purpose of the coconut milk is for
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Flavour, and it makes a nice thick sauce.
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>>723302580
So it thickens it.up?
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>>723302497
Use less than the recipe specifies unless you want to be chubby like Indians.

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As the result of a nuclear war, you're the last man on Earth and these are the last two cumdumpsters.

What do?
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fuck them
pussy is pussy, and theres no one to shame me for fucking uggos
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make right fuck slave
eat left for food
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devise a way to inseminate one on left, fuck one on right.

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