Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 5985. page

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Pick a $20 (or less) Steam game of your choice, include your Steam name in the post you'll get it.

Bought you faggots FTL before and I'll do it again.

All you have to do is roll 24. Yes, gentlemen, put it all on 24 black, because daddy's buying bideo games tonight.

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Habbo Hotel Raid

Calling all raider fags.

Private strip club meetup. We're squading up here first:

Room: https://www.habbo.com/hotel?room=74174079

Password: venty

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will just leave this here

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Is anyone else too picky with women?

It's really been bothering me recently... I mean, I'm only attracted to a certain type of women, which is pretty specific. I find it difficult to find women that I'm REALLY attracted to. I've even tried going against my head by dating an ugly, but wasn't bound by the personality. I'm a shallow cunt and I fucking hate it

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help me /b/, what are the best sites on which i might find nudes of people i know.

I'm from the uk if that helps

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what is your sexual fantasy /b/,
a girl just accepted to do anything I want
(details please)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GogBv1Og110&t=5s

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I want to go to an asian massage parlor tonight. Its $60 for an hour. Should i do it?

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How did you find 4chan?
Post stories.
>Be me, 17
>Friend tells me, "Hey, anon, I know where they keep the best memes.
>Opens 4chan
>Wtf.jpeg
>Make fun of him for wasting his time
>I'm 26 and I've been lurking ever since

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>Be me, 8 years old
>At the park when 2 kids come by
>Brother and Sister
>The brother and sister start fighting like most do
>I pick up a stick and throw it at the brother
>Lands right in his crotch
>headshot.jpeg
>The sister runs up to me
>She kneels down and licks my crotch
>She is 12 while i'm 8
>Says she loves me

MFW i got "blowjob" at 8 years old

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Other thread died while searching for pic of our mom but here is my sister i found a couple of her nudes on her phone wwyd to her anons?

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Im gonna rool

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Who'd bukakke this Brazilian MILF with me?

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Waifu claiming thread

The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Acai is best berry
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!

Claimed.

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Ok, so. I've never used 4chan before. I'm not even entirely sure what it is. But I have a story to tell, and a random stranger I talked to said I should "Greentext" it. I don't know if I'll get hate or adoration, but I'll take it all. So. Here goes nothing:
>Be me, 23
>Huge pedophile
>6-12, anything more than that is old and gross
>Kids love me for some reason. I don't get it. I don't feel like I treat them differently

>I have a cousin
>Let's call her Kate
>Kate is seven
>Long brown hair, big brown eyes. Missing her two front teeth
>In a word, adorable
>I've had a low key crush on her for a while
>But she's seven. There's no way she feels the same about me
>And I'm a coward
>So I don't do anything about it

>One day
>I'm visiting family
>Kate drags me away, as usual
>She locks us in her room and puts on a movie
>Ghostbusters 2, if you're curious
>We're sitting on her bed, watching
>Suddenly she climbs up and pecks me on the cheek
>Innocent enough
>I peck her back, and we continue watching
>Then. She comes back. This time she kisses me on the mouth
>Again, I return the favor
>But she keeps coming back for more
>And the kisses get longer
>Before I know it, I've got my tongue in her mouth
>Nothing more really happens... That day

>A new day
>Visiting family. Again
>Kate drags me away... Again
>She locks us in her room and puts on a movie
>Ice Age: Continental Drift, if you're curious
>I'd never seen that before
>Still haven't, really
>I was distracted
>The precedent had been set
>Almost immediately start kissing
>My hand is on her thigh
>I move it higher and start rubbing
>She doesn't stop me
>I keep rubbing. She starts moving her hips
>She starts giving little moans, muffled by the kiss
>I undo her pants and reach in...

Long story short, I fucked my seven-year-old cousin, but she started it. We haven't really talked about what happened. I haven't even told her to keep it a secret, though I feel like she knows not to talk about it... but...
Really, How fucked am I?