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Anonymous
2017-02-23 02:21:33 Post No.723311167
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My friends mom works 64 hours a week.

Wjen she works over time the tax bracket changes and she makes less than when she doesnt work overtime.

I feel bad that she has to work more hours for less money some days. How do i help her

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:26:40 Post No.723311719
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You cant. You can only help yourself. Learn from her example, rise to the top. The weak deserve to suffer.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:30:19 Post No.723312102
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you should kill yourself so she isn't wasting money buying you tendies

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:32:34 Post No.723312333
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>>723311167
Er does the tax bracket even work that way

Anonymous
2017-02-23 02:15:26 Post No.723310557
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:15:26 Post No. 723310557 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm 42 years old and I'm dating an 18 yo Vietnamese girl who is still a virgin because she has very strict parents. I've seen her cherry with my own eyes. She let me eat her out last Saturday on the condition that I promised not top pop it with my fingers.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:21:40 Post No.723311180
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>>723310557
Nice, met a 22 year old filipina online, she's still a virgin too. Gonna meet her this summer and cant wait to pop that cherry.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:23:47 Post No.723311392
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>>723311180
kek. Or so she says anyway. Herd that before from flips believe me.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:24:07 Post No.723311430
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>>723311180
As an American, it's nearly impossible to find a girl of legal age who still has a cherry. It wasn't until I started dating Asians that I found one.

Anonymous
2017-02-23 02:21:42 Post No.723311185
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:21:42 Post No. 723311185 [Report] [View this topic]

Go prank this asshole pls.

+56954544807

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:22:52 Post No.723311303
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Nypa

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:24:34 Post No.723311483
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>>723311185
>>>/pol/113884576

Make him Acknowledge Lain Iwakura.

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2017-02-23 02:05:13 Post No.723309558
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:05:13 Post No. 723309558 [Report] [View this topic]

"Does she like me? Im a loser and dont have balls to ask her out" edition

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:07:55 Post No.723309814
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>>723309558
Does sarah like me? 8ball chan, i really hope not anymore

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:11:40 Post No.723310180
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>>723309558
Meat baby, am I being followed?

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>>723310180
Oh shi-
Good luck with that mate

Anonymous
2017-02-23 02:05:29 Post No.723309587
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:05:29 Post No. 723309587 [Report] [View this topic]

HAPPENINGS

SOON

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:09:21 Post No.723309955
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>>723309587
This is the happening:

>>>/pol/113884576

Restore Lain. Make her Greatest.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:10:45 Post No.723310095
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>>723309955
Kek speaks!

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>>723309955
PRAISE KEK

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2017-02-23 02:03:47 Post No.723309422
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:03:47 Post No. 723309422 [Report] [View this topic]

Okay! So here's the deal, folks. I'm 20. My girlfriend is 17. In my state that is completely legal and fine and we fuck a lot and its great.

But the thing is, I want some nice pictures of her to look at when she's not around, if you know what I mean. Obviously, since she is underage, I can't make porn with her, and I can't even have her send me naked pics. NO, I'm NOT going to do it anyway, because it's not worth the risk to me.

Question is, what can I have? Could she send me a picture of herself in a bra and panties? If anyone knows, just explain the laws to me. I've tried googling but I can't really find information about the intricate details. Help?

By the way, the state is Ohio. If that means anything.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:07:28 Post No.723309765
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Shouldnt be illegal, aslong as she aint showing anything. And aslong as her parents dont find out either, if i something like that with my gf, her dad wouldve killed me.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:09:32 Post No.723309976
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Also, dont take my word for it.

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>>723309765

I'm not scared of anyone. The only thing that could happen is me getting in trouble and as long as I keep it legal (which I will) I'm fine.

So you're saying, what, as long as you can't see any nipples, vagina, or butthole, I'm fine? No matter how she's posing and all that?

Anonymous
2017-02-23 02:20:29 Post No.723311066
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:20:29 Post No. 723311066 [Report] [View this topic]

Requesting a photoshop! Can someone put a dick instead of the coffee? thanks /b/!

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:21:44 Post No.723311190
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sure, you want a flat white or a long black?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:22:08 Post No.723311225
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:22:08 Post No.723311225 [Report]

Just a white :)

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:23:48 Post No.723311394
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>>723311066
Bump

Anonymous
2017-02-23 02:06:12 Post No.723309642
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:06:12 Post No. 723309642 [Report] [View this topic]

How can White Boi even compete ?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:06:52 Post No.723309709
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Bump

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>>723309642
they can't :)

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:09:45 Post No.723309993
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If you cant beat em, join em ^_^

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2017-02-23 02:17:28 Post No.723310770
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:17:28 Post No. 723310770 [Report] [View this topic]

Who wants to stroke Brucie moosies cock?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:20:28 Post No.723311061
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>>723310770
1 reply = 1 stroke
dubs = 10 strokes with spit

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:21:53 Post No.723311209
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>>723311061
trips is putting it back in the pants and kick it as hard as you can

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>>723310770
roll

Anonymous
2017-02-23 02:08:35 Post No.723309878
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:08:35 Post No. 723309878 [Report] [View this topic]

A chad at school said he would "execute a perfect backhanded choke slam" on me. I'm scared /b/. What does this mean?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:21:16 Post No.723311138
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bump

save me

Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:22:02 Post No.723311222
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>>723309878
> not taking advantage of your 2nd amendment rights

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>>723311222
This. Buy a gun, he'll run for his life

Anonymous
2017-02-23 02:22:13 Post No.723311235
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:22:13 Post No. 723311235 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be me 18
>Can't afford a second semester in college so I try to look for work
>No experience, go to some websites to see what advice I can get
>They all say I should make a resume with my GPA and clubs and shit I did in high school
>My GPA was a 2.7 because I didn't give a shit about school and only "club" I was in was just me playing a guitar
>Please help/b/ros I've been applying almost everywhere and it just seems that finding a job is just beyond the bounds of possibility for me

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:22:59 Post No.723311316
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>>723311235
Prostitution

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Damn, look at that bitch, I'd pound the fuck out of her in that position

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>>723311235
Go work in fast-food.

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2017-02-23 02:12:59 Post No.723310313
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:12:59 Post No. 723310313 [Report] [View this topic]

s/fur

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2017-02-23 02:09:10 Post No.723309936
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:09:10 Post No. 723309936 [Report] [View this topic]

Good evening, Anonymous! How's your week so far?

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:10:28 Post No.723310069
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>>723309936
Hi Reimu!

Mantis

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was in time for the thread.

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what is my fortune reimu?!

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:17:41 Post No. 723310789 [Report] [View this topic]

My work colleague is going on about the wage gap and how women are paid way less then men, what do I say to convince him that's its bs?
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 02:20:22 Post No.723311046
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>>723310789
he's clearly gayer than you, next time you see him just rip a raunchy fart in his face, like practically shit yourself and he'll be so turned on he'll believe anything you say.

faggot

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