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Hopefully nobody finds from work finds this...my name is Tom, 3 years ago I graduated from collage and moved to California to take up a job as financial advisor. By the time I had arrived in California every where I went the area had been gentrified. Lgbt marches ran rampant in the streets. Soon I found my self involved in identity politics and rights activist movements. I enjoyed it. But soon all my libral friends got dumber...and dumber...until finally they couldn't make solid arguments for their cause, people made a mockery of the calm movements we did. Under the surface I realized that what I was doing was stupid. I was sick of being around self righteous women. I was sick of being told I was privileged even after I had helped the cause.
I was sick of being around the stupidest people I'd ever known. Who couldn't make an argument with out harassing and screaming at those who opposed. So...I made my revenge...my...addiction...
Believe it or not. Sjws are still women. And lonely ones at that. They trusted me and soon I was making a jest at their power, they wanted to put me down? I'd dick them down!
I'd start by pretending I was interested in whatever libral nonsense they were preaching. Then I kissed up to them, and praised them unconditionally, finally, we'd go club and talk very progressively. Until finally the moment was right! I'd take them to a motel PLOW THE SHIT OUT OF THEM and take lots of pictures, left them Hurting and wet. No condom.
It didn't matter, hairy, fat, tattoos, purple hair I got them all!!! Over and over I nailed them to my list of dishonored sjw, while they preached of female superiority I showed them who the real master was. Many fell to their knees, oh how they bled and sucked and moaned until I tossed them aside.
I destroyed them, and they didn't even know it.
I fucked 27 Sjw girls. But now they're on to me. This is my manifesto. Call me a villain or a hero. I've won my battle.

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Find her, roast her. She thinks she's a model with that dumb ass look on her face.

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I hate my cunty math teacher. Major perv too, always eye fucking freshmen. SO, I'm going to fuck with him. HERES HOW

>I hatch my plan with my buddy Austin
>Austin hates him too
>I think it would be funny to leave some cryptic note for him to find when he gets back tomorrow (He's sick atm)
> In a nutshell, I'm going to leave 4 notes, each of which will share the same theme and format.
> The first one was the quote the Joker "Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight" and a string of binary code that doesn't mean anything, a drawing of the ichthus fish and signed it CICADA.
>To top that off I labeled it #1/5.
>I'm not going to leave 5 though
>I'm only going to leave only 4.
>Only numbers 1,2,4,5
>No number 3
>Fuck 3
>I'm going to omit #3 just to fuck with him even more
I'm thinking of ways to make it even better.
Give me ideas please. I want fuck with him as much as humanly possible without getting caught.

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Storys Of /b/ros who almost got caught with their drugs at school or home I'll start
<Be me
<be 17
<Love weed
<Dealer I bought from grows it on his own in his attic
<Become closer friend of the guy
<He's leaving his house for the week
<Find out he's not there
A hill is behind his house
<Know he grows on his own
<get on bike
<Ride down hill to try to get over fence to steal hemp
<GO WAY TOO FAST
<SMASH THROUGH GLASS SLIDING DOOR
<Bloods everywhere
<neighbors hear
<Do my best to get to attic
<blood is spilt everywhere
<Ohshit.jpG

<Limping through house
<jump on bike
<Riding
<Hear police sirens alarm must of gone off
<Hide in woods for 2 weeks

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Test post please ignore.

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So I just ended a year long relationship with someone who was gaslighting and lying and cheating the whole time,

But the fucked part is i still wanna reach out and call her. She made me need her and now I just don't know what to do but to get so fucked up I'm not even a person anymore.

tl;dr
breakup advice / faces of B rate thread

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Anybody live in Houston? Moving to Houston for an internship, what should I know? If my internship is downtown, what's a good neighborhood to live in? Will I need a car? How to make friends if under 21?

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ITT: We are as Indian as we can.

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YLYL thread go !!

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Odds fapz evens sleeps

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dubs thread

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7 new Earth-like planets discovered in the TRAPPIST-1 Solar System; 40 light-years away from earth.

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Has anyone you've known had their nudes exposed to the public? Boy or girl? Age? What was the aftermath like? I'd love to have this discussion.

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Need ideas for a Tattoo in my back/shoulder.

I would like some epic stuff like this.

Also... if a quads appear.. I will tattoo that.

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Why do they refer to her as 'immune' when she's actually infected and has the fungi in her brain. She's a carrier.