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Anonymous
2017-02-23 03:26:47 Post No.723317729
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So here is the deal:

I am not a sub, but I love getting my asshole played with and want to get penetrated especially if it is solo.

Problem is, every time I try to do it I turn my dildo into a stinky choco fudgsicle. I have tried enemas but it just makes the poop sauce more thin and liquid.

How do you cucks clean your ass in order to enable sweet clean anal bliss?

I do have IBS and I hope that isn't what is fucking this up.. if so, why live?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:27:10 Post No.723317777
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2017-02-23 03:10:55 Post No.723316041
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:10:55 Post No. 723316041 [Report] [View this topic]

LET ME LOG INNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:12:47 Post No.723316265
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:12:47 Post No.723316265 [Report]

That's an old screenshot anyways

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:17:17 Post No.723316714
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:17:17 Post No.723316714 [Report]

roll quads and I'll give out third age

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:17:23 Post No.723316725
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:17:23 Post No.723316725 [Report]

>>723316041
Osbuddys won't even load for Me
Same for you?

Anonymous
2017-02-23 03:07:01 Post No.723315635
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:07:01 Post No. 723315635 [Report] [View this topic]

>>723315498
This HAS to be bait

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:07:22 Post No.723315671
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>>723315498
not bait

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:09:35 Post No.723315892
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:09:35 Post No.723315892 [Report]

"Hey babe, you know how I'm a weak and depressing human being? You wanna have sex with men who will actually satisfy you?"

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:09:46 Post No.723315915
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>>723315498
more ass?

Anonymous
2017-02-23 03:14:37 Post No.723316453
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:14:37 Post No. 723316453 [Report] [View this topic]

When I was a kid, my Great Uncle used to raise our Thanksgiving turkey every year. When I was 7, he was 90, and undergoing a round of chemo. He asked me to come into the coop with him. When we got inside the coop, he handed me an axe and showed me the block.
He said, "I can't hold 'em down and kill 'em at the same time when I feel like crap. So I'll hold 'em and you kill 'em, alright?"
I told him I didn't know how.
He showed me where to strike, and how to get out of the way (a turkey is a big bird and does a fair bit of dangerous flailing about after it's been decapitated). He told me about how we were going to need to hang the turkey upside down to bleed it out after.
We started with a chicken. It was easy, comical really. They literally do run around all crazy with their heads cut off. The turkey was something else. It's flailing was scary as hell, it looked me straight in the eye as I did it. The head kept looking at me after it was done for a few moments.
I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it. When my aunt put that turkey on the table, I was more proud to eat it than I'd been proud of anything in my young life. My uncle looked at me and winked.
Vegans will never have moments like that, and it's something I will treasure until the day I'm teaching my grandnephew how to kill a turkey when I'm 90.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:15:23 Post No.723316537
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>>723316453
And you'll never have a moment of being a decent, reasonable person. How's it feel?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:18:04 Post No.723316801
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>>723316453
I feels really good to eat what you have killed.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:20:32 Post No.723317062
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>>723316453
What a weak, disappointing punchline after such a long read.

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2017-02-23 03:24:57 Post No.723317533
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:24:57 Post No. 723317533 [Report] [View this topic]

>ITT:

Post your theme song. AKA, a song that would play when you walk through a door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwSvL08isHo

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:26:07 Post No.723317660
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:26:56 Post No.723317749
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Finally a good thread
https://youtu.be/zCl1gwX_CVA

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:27:26 Post No.723317806
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everyone will tremble in fear when i enter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdKI1wj-JpI

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2017-02-23 03:15:42 Post No.723316562
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:15:42 Post No. 723316562 [Report] [View this topic]

HELLO FAGGOTS. I COME FROM THE TUMBLR POWER COMMUNITY TO TELL YOU ALL TO SUCK A COCK. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS MISOGINISTIC CUNTS. PREPARE YOURSELFS. THIS IS WAR. YOU FUCKING RAPISTS.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:16:58 Post No.723316686
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>kek nice m8

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:18:01 Post No.723316792
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>>723316562
gr8 b8 I r8 8/8

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:19:07 Post No.723316916
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:19:07 Post No.723316916 [Report]

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. STOP USING THAT RAPE CULTURE LANGUAGE.

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2017-02-23 03:19:56 Post No.723317003
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:19:56 Post No. 723317003 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone?

M I S

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:20:44 Post No.723317088
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>>723317003
please more!!!

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>>723317088
you know her?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:25:36 Post No.723317600
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>>723317469
hggg her feet make me diamonds. I don't but she's gorgeous

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2017-02-23 03:11:40 Post No.723316130
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:11:40 Post No. 723316130 [Report] [View this topic]

cringe thread

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:12:41 Post No.723316258
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>>723316130
I cringed when you posted a 225x225 unreadable thumbnail you FUCKING NEWFAG COCKSUCKER

get the FUCK out

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:13:31 Post No.723316348
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>>723316130
better luck next time OP

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:17:20 Post No.723316719
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>>723316258
you cant read that are you on a tiny screen or something

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2017-02-23 03:29:12 Post No.723318013
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:29:12 Post No. 723318013 [Report] [View this topic]

/b/ , have you ever masturbated while thinking about Jar Jar Binks?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:30:47 Post No.723318175
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narse's art is pretty hot yooo

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:32:19 Post No.723318322
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:32:19 Post No.723318322 [Report]

not anymore

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2017-02-23 03:27:05 Post No.723317769
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:27:05 Post No. 723317769 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do guys love horses?

Would you date a horse?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:27:58 Post No.723317870
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You dont date them, you fuck them

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:29:23 Post No.723318028
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>>723317870
lol date xD what will you talk about

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>>723318028
>talk
>horse
carrots faggot

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2017-02-23 03:27:21 Post No.723317798
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:27:21 Post No. 723317798 [Report] [View this topic]

What was his name again?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:28:28 Post No.723317928
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>>723317798
Seeing so many Asian guys with White girls literally drove him to kill

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:29:11 Post No.723318010
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>>723317798
Don't know but he looks kinda like a chink.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:29:24 Post No.723318031
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I think it was Harambe (why am I still alive?)

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2017-02-23 03:29:26 Post No.723318035
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:29:26 Post No. 723318035 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /b explain it to me, why do you cucks niggrs and scrubs hate the alpha male?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:32:07 Post No.723318302
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>>723318035

>Implying blacks aren't alphas

>Implying Trump is an alpha male when he needs an echo chamber to exist kinda like a teen girl

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>>723318035
Not alpha. He's a serial bankrupt.
Not male. He's Roy Cohn's butt-boy pretending to be straight.

The stupidest people in the United Snakes idolize a closet homosexual!

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:33:09 Post No.723318403
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>>723318302
I'd step on your head and squash you like the little maggot that you are pussy, just cause you're a beta bitch that reflects other sort of things doesn't mean everybody is so, speak for yourself the next time dweeb.