Immediately!
Post Haste!
>>723338911
http://www.imagefap.com/photo/871571082/?pgid=&gid=6445223&page=1&idx=43#42
found a gallery, no name though
>>723338841
>>723338924
wish i could fuck my mom
I'm planning on taking 45g morphine sulphate and 22.5g hydrocondone and I don't have much of a tolerance, will I overdose? Also drug thread
No you won't overdose. You will just puke a lot and not enjoy the high. I think you should try it though.
>>723337387
Do you mean mg? Because I'm a heroin addict with a hefty tolerance and 45g of morphine would put me in a grave
>>723337692
If you mean mg, you'll prObably puke. A little too much with no tolerance - just do the 22 mg of hydrocodone and maybe add some morphine if that's not enough
>>723338589
gloryholefoundation.com
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>723338589
chilean whores
Feels and story time.
Well a little high and buzzed, been feeling like writing.Figure my string of relationships the past few years have been pretty unique so thought I'd give my tale.
>>723339178
Background
>be less than a month from 21
>be amerifag
>average height, normal figure fairly slim
>About average looking I'd say
>Pretty bad general anxiety, depression, severe insomnia
>uses many substances and the help of friends to get by
This takes place a few years ago when I was 18, a munch younger naive person
>>723339526
As another general background I was always known as the innocent really nice guy through school and with most of my family, excluding my cousins. I had few friends but they were close, anway
>>723339659
We must go back!
>Be me, 18
>Just started to push being more social and fight anxiety
>Have high sex drive so frustrated beyond the warp
>Never had gf before
>go to prom for a private school of home schooled kids
Let that sink in
>Senior year and all senior girls get on stage to pick prom queen
>See this girl named Jennifer get on stage
>Jaw drops, all spaghetti out of pocket
>"I.. want.. no, need.. to ask her to dance
Loyalty thread. Had past success. Will post reaction/win with permisson
Kik:jvurn
Snap: kcanuck420
vlh888 snap
I'M MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME!
What would you use a meeseeks box for?
inb4 Season 3
>>723338125
Love.
Unending boipucci.
>>723338125
suck my cock, mr. meeseeks
California is so fucked.
In the next two weeks it's going to be nothing but one gigantic goddamned smelly lake.
>>723339203
no one cares go fuck yourself your fucking faggot
>>723339256
Which one is it dude? Should OP go fuck himself, or should he fuck his fucking faggot. They are clearly two different things, so which is it?
>>723339491
preferably both at once while falling from a high place
also fuck you too because this is /b/ and not facebook you queer
Hi /b/, I'm obsessed with Traps. I would give almost anything to fuck one, to give one the ultimate night. I want to fuck them, blow them, touch and hold them. I'm in New Orleans and Houston. Lets make this work.
Also, I genuinely don't care if you call me a faggot. Says more about you than it does me. Pic related, it's muh dream trap.
>>723338121
I knew you southerners were stone-cold freaks
depend how hot you are :-)
Holy shit, you're amazing. I might be your type. What state are you in?
Who got 3333333?
>>723337240
no captions allowed
>>723333333
>>723333333
gf game :
op picks a number and if a reply rolls it he delivers what they ask for to his best capabalities
wwyds for bonus points
>>723338951
op - 7
>>723338951
Full frontal
>>723339687
Woop woop What can I get for Trips and a seven
forced my sister to fuck me:
http://ker.li/wincest
pic related
>>723339929
>tfw i missed the thread
atleast i can get the porn right?
>>723339929
fuck yeah
>>723339929
rubbeth a dub dubbeth thank thou for the grubbeth!!!
How do I cut open a man pussy on my body so that I can fap my man clit? Should I use a butcher knife and just jab it into my perineum as a start, or should I completely butcher my dick and balls to replace it with my man pussy? OP will post picks.
>>723338351
Found OP
>>723338351
Nah bro, you got it all wrong. Start by cutting your throat, then wiggle your tongue. You'll be coming buckets in no time.
>>723338351
nigga wut...
I love you all /b/
>>723339005
What are you gay?
>>723340719
And there it is.
Yoga pants ass thread