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Anonymous
2017-02-23 05:29:37 Post No.723372735
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:29:37 Post No. 723372735 [Report] [View this topic]

I have proof that real atheists don't exist!

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:31:21 Post No.723372841
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:31:21 Post No.723372841 [Report]

b-but anon! i'm right here!

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:34:32 Post No.723373044
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:34:32 Post No.723373044 [Report]

OH MY GOD I DON'T CARE

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:11 Post No. 723373501 [Report] [View this topic]

DEUTSCHER FADEN

komm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rGpWKkQjKw

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:44:10 Post No.723373675
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Oh Kiki, bitte lass' mich in deinen Möps-, ähmm, Armen sterben...

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Bingo ihr möschen?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:44:22 Post No.723373691
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>>723373501

FRÄGEN

Bist du immer dabei?
Bist du cool?
Bist du alpha?
Bist du reich?
Dein größter Schatz?
Schwul?
Fernseher?

Antwort ausführen.

Anonymous
2017-02-23 05:34:20 Post No.723373035
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:34:20 Post No. 723373035 [Report] [View this topic]

All aboard, we are going to have some fun

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:37:26 Post No.723373254
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>>723373035

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:17 Post No.723373508
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Toot toot

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2017-02-23 05:41:36 Post No.723373530
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:36 Post No. 723373530 [Report] [View this topic]

US 2021 after total economic collapse due to unfit leaders

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:44:47 Post No.723373715
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:46:09 Post No.723373800
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:46:09 Post No.723373800 [Report]

>due to unfit leaders

>not due to cultural Marxism being pushed left right and center until we become full 'diverse'

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:47:01 Post No.723373853
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>>723373530
More of the girl on the right!!!

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2017-02-23 05:35:41 Post No.723373130
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:35:41 Post No. 723373130 [Report] [View this topic]

>pic related

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:36:39 Post No.723373200
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>>723373130

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:40:08 Post No.723373440
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>>723373130
Trump and cock

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MUMU

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2017-02-23 05:38:48 Post No.723373354
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:38:48 Post No. 723373354 [Report] [View this topic]

Any chemistryfag there ?
Does any1 know how to extract nicotine from ciggaretes or tobacco ?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:39:48 Post No.723373420
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>>723373354
just vape... that's as close as you're gunna get to it

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:40:33 Post No.723373459
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:40:33 Post No.723373459 [Report]

Just squeeze them real hard

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>>723373354
Butane, like your making BHO.

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2017-02-23 05:35:32 Post No.723373117
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:35:32 Post No. 723373117 [Report] [View this topic]

Shit /b/
I was looking through my mother's stuff and I found her dildo
The problem is: I don't remember the exact position it was before, and I think that she'll find out
Fuck, what can I do besides swallowing the dildo and pretending nothing happened?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:42:05 Post No.723373555
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>>723373117
she won't even notice just put it back where you thought it was

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:49:09 Post No.723373979
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:49:09 Post No.723373979 [Report]

Hide it up your ass for safe keeping. If she asks tell her it was your brother who took it.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:50:39 Post No.723374082
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>>723373979
Good idea, I think I can fit it

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2017-02-23 05:42:09 Post No.723373558
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:42:09 Post No. 723373558 [Report] [View this topic]

be me, pic unrelated
>girl called lucy
>we went to primary school together
>find her facebook alot of years later
>we're 18 now
>i hit her up
>we talk for a couple days
>she asked me why i "randomly messaged her"
>what do i do

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:44:12 Post No.723373676
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Kill your self

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>>723373558
Tell the truth, say you crave pussy.

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>>723373856
kek, will do

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2017-02-23 05:31:00 Post No.723372814
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:31:00 Post No. 723372814 [Report] [View this topic]

Trips decide my next tattoo

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>>723372814
This muscular man

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Dumb Fag

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:34:22 Post No.723373038
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:34:22 Post No.723373038 [Report]

Have the sentence "Fuck me Daddy Richard"

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2017-02-23 05:42:14 Post No.723373561
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:42:14 Post No. 723373561 [Report] [View this topic]

You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:44:45 Post No.723373712
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>723373561
Trap?

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2017-02-23 05:41:28 Post No.723373521
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:28 Post No. 723373521 [Report] [View this topic]

Did the NSA ever try to commit acts of treason by not showing documents to the President who is in charge of the country? Because I herd they actually know everything.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:42:35 Post No.723373582
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>>723373521
>Because I herd they actually know everything.
Stop reading shit on breitbart

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:37:57 Post No. 723373297 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /b/ I wanna visit a very spooky and creepy place in the middle of the night

any suggestions?

Bonus points if it has a fucked up history.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:34 Post No.723373526
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Your mom's house because she will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post

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>>723373526
gotem

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>>723373526
Shit...Better reply then...

How does clinton road in Ohio sound anon?

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2017-02-23 05:29:31 Post No.723372728
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:29:31 Post No. 723372728 [Report] [View this topic]

Thoughts? Troll story or not

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:29 Post No.723373522
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Is that a dick in her pants or just a shadow?

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>>723372728
This has been around for ages. My thoughts are that you are a new fag.

Anonymous
2017-02-23 05:21:13 Post No.723372224
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:21:13 Post No. 723372224 [Report] [View this topic]

OSAMA BIN KENOBI

A new theory has arisen, stating that Obi Wan Kenobi (aka Ben Kenobi) ordered the assassination of Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru in order to persuade Skywalker to join the rebellion.

Facts:
• Obi Wan knew Luke was a Skywalker, the son of Anakin (aka Darth Vader)
• Obi Wan knew Luke had Force abilities equal or better than Anakin's.
• Once Obi Wan got the message from Princess Leia (Luke's sister), he knew time was of the essence to get Luke on the side of the rebellion.
• When Luke, at first, rejects Obi Wan's request to join him to Alderaan, he says, "you must do what you feel is right of course," in essence telling himself drastic measures were necessary.
• Obi Wan knew the only thing keeping Luke on Tatooine was his duty to Owen & Beru. Eliminating them would make Luke's choice easier.
• Blaming their grisly death on imperial troopers would solidify Luke's resentment towards the Empire, even though he was pretty flippant about it at first.
• Obi Wan had many contacts in Mos Eisley, "a retched hive of scum and villany." It would be easy to find an assassin team to kill Owen & Beru and slaughter jawas in the fashion of sand troopers, for a price.
• Once Luke agreed to join Kenobi, head to Alderaan, join the rebels and help defeat the Empire, Obi Wan would be free to come out of hiding and begin reuniting what remaining Jedi there were in the galaxy.

Opinions?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:24:57 Post No.723372453
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luke was with him the whole time though, and it was like a 5 minute ride on the speeder back to his home

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CLUE: Kenobi knew Owen & Beru had been killed before Luke even told him. Luke didn't even question the fact, figuring Kenobi had sensed it.

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Stretching way too much. Kill team would have had to gonr and killed the jawas first then Owen and Beru all in the time it took Luke to return home after talking to Obi Wan. There is no evidence he had contacts in Mos Eisley. Actually it was the oppsite he knew noone there and did not know anyones reputations. The other thing is no money to pay for the kill team. He relied on others his whole life. Even to pay Han Obi Wan gad to have Luke sell his speeder for an upfront payment and the promise the Organa's would cover the rest.

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