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You're supposed to dab, not wipe. It can still make a mess, but that's if you have shitty toilet paper, which I guess you can't control if you're in a public washroom. I shake and wring the fucker out like a hose even before I dab, but god knows if I'm fucking it up over the long term.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_5ftZp7Z-M

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2017-02-23 07:21:43 Post No.723380369
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:21:43 Post No. 723380369 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to bang my dog.

She is beautiful golden retriever

Thing is, I wouldn't even know where to begin doing it.

Surely she would bite me if I were to go snooping around.

Then I think about how I raised her and that she feels like a daughter to me, then I feel shame like a crappy perv.

But I still get rock hard at the thought.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:46:41 Post No.723382149
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>>723380369
honestly fuck the dog, just avoid reproduction. If fucking the dog helps ensure u never have kids then I say go for it

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2017-02-23 07:47:02 Post No.723382167
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:47:02 Post No. 723382167 [Report] [View this topic]

I hope you guys have had a good day and i hope life gets better for all of you

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:47:40 Post No.723382203
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ARE YOU ASSUMING THE CURRENT STATUS OF MY LIFE

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:53:04 Post No.723382496
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test

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2017-02-23 07:43:28 Post No.723381937
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:43:28 Post No. 723381937 [Report] [View this topic]

"how come you don't like spicy food?"

cause i don't like it when my asshole stings for half an hour after i shit?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:44:19 Post No.723381996
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i've got a flame resistant pooper

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:45:13 Post No.723382063
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:45:13 Post No.723382063 [Report]

>>723381996
Same
Some nigger I know gave me a bottle of ghost pepper ketchup .Shits gud

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:45:58 Post No.723382113
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I don't think that's normal OP. You should see a doctor or something

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2017-02-23 07:24:14 Post No.723380570
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:24:14 Post No. 723380570 [Report] [View this topic]

Someone please X-ray this babe.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:47:08 Post No.723382178
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>>723380570
>x raying jeans

Nigga you're so fucking retarded

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:58:39 Post No.723382831
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Weak calves

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>>723380570
Your a faggot op

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:26:43 Post No. 723380777 [Report] [View this topic]

CREEP
MILF EDITION

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:26:03 Post No. 723380727 [Report] [View this topic]

Looking for this old candid site that I can't remember the URL for. It was like: candid "something" and I know the domain was .io.

And help? Pron for your efforts.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:28:02 Post No.723380892
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