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>>723382977
i was here that night. it was kinda magical.. but kinda lame. she knew she could use us like whores.... and she did, but tits were actually delivered.

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2017-02-23 07:55:56 Post No.723382667
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:55:56 Post No. 723382667 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright fuck piggies, give me your best justifications for continuing to live and not ending your life immediately!

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:09:13 Post No.723383586
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>>723382667
Kittens

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2017-02-23 08:03:43 Post No.723383190
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:03:43 Post No. 723383190 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>have a friend named Matt
>Matt blows me off for the popular crowd
>I get mad at him for the entire year until the talent show
>I devise a devious plan because he is going up for the talent show
>at rehearsals, i go up to Matt but he blows me off as usual
>the last time we texted was two days before (this will be important later)
>matt goes up
>halfway through i run across the stage and slap him in the head
>he gets mad and tries to chase me, but fails because he becomes the palest of whites I have ever seen
>get suspended for three days
>30 to 45 minutes ago
>he sends me a text that says "fuck you"
>what do?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:04:52 Post No.723383267
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dont say anything
slap him again the next time u see him

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>>723383190
Say "You can fuck me if I can slap you again"

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>>723383267
actually, send him a heart

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2017-02-23 08:07:46 Post No.723383490
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:07:46 Post No. 723383490 [Report] [View this topic]

wwyd thread

>gf edition

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:09:26 Post No.723383599
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>>723383490
Damn that makes my mouth water nigga

I'd split her asshole open bro

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:09:27 Post No.723383600
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>>723383490
Puke

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>>723383490
gtfo cancer

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2017-02-23 08:02:15 Post No.723383086
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:02:15 Post No. 723383086 [Report] [View this topic]

tell me more of this....sex..activity that you speak of..and why it is such an important to mere non-wizards

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:06:19 Post No.723383377
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I get suc

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:09:39 Post No.723383622
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:09:39 Post No.723383622 [Report]

It exists, why not take advantage of it, it's like going for a walk, you can go around a few blocks or you can make an effort and go to a nicer location.
It's not a big deal, you can drain your nuts in several ways, sex is one of them.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:25:19 Post No.723384793
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>>723383086
I've had sex like 8/9 times with the same chick (I can't remember the exact number) and never enojoyed it thaat much, it was still cool and pleasant at times though, but It wasn't the best shit in the universe like everyone says. Maybe le next time with another girl will be better.

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2017-02-23 07:54:33 Post No.723382570
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:54:33 Post No. 723382570 [Report] [View this topic]

get roasting

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:55:26 Post No.723382636
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>>723382570
I don't own a barbecue or have anything to roast though.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:55:42 Post No.723382651
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:55:42 Post No.723382651 [Report]

She got apostrophe cheeks

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The scarf doesnt hide her lack of tits

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:52:22 Post No. 723382470 [Report] [View this topic]

radical feminist, anti porn and anti sexworkactivist naida pintul accidentally leaked a closeup of her hairy snatch lol

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:02:32 Post No.723383102
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girls shave your asshole please. i just vomited all over my new (((((Razor))))) mouse.

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>>723382470
How do you "accidently" leak it

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:09:43 Post No.723383628
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>>723383200

>post your hairy vagoo on twitter
> delet 5 min later

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:45:36 Post No. 723382089 [Report] [View this topic]

Norules

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:07:09 Post No.723383439
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Add jamesbulldog140

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>>723382089
No rules? nice I will dump my whole banana folder then

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2017-02-23 08:07:44 Post No.723383487
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:07:44 Post No. 723383487 [Report] [View this topic]

Fuck marry kill thread

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:08:37 Post No.723383537
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Fuck right, marry middle, kill left.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:14:17 Post No.723383968
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>>723383487
fuck right, marry left, kill middle

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2017-02-23 07:57:35 Post No.723382746
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 07:57:35 Post No. 723382746 [Report] [View this topic]

MILF thread. Bonus for big tit blonde ones!

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>>723382840
Source???

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>>723382933
4chan

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2017-02-23 08:10:05 Post No.723383650
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:10:05 Post No. 723383650 [Report] [View this topic]

Que pasa si escribo en 4chan esn español...

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:12:16 Post No.723383819
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:12:16 Post No.723383819 [Report]

Tu piel se vuelve marron y te empieza a gustar la musica de banda paulatinamente.

>go back to hispachan!

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>>723383650
No sucede mucho, Op. Seguramente ya te diste cuenta.

>mfw hispachan is shit

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2017-02-23 08:10:13 Post No.723383663
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:10:13 Post No. 723383663 [Report] [View this topic]

My penis feels dry and I can stretch my skin further then usual. Any medfags here who can help me out? Also lately I have been using handwash soap as lubricant.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:15:52 Post No.723384087
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>>723383663
The top layer of skin on your junk is fucked. Expect peeling. Stop using soap, don't use conditioner either, ever. Use proper lube poor fag.

Enjoy not fapping for a while, or fapping painfully, whichever.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:17:43 Post No.723384229
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It will get better if you stop posting dickpics on trap enthusiast websites

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:19:50 Post No.723384389 [Report]

Damn that looks ugly and painful.

So glad I have a foreskin to keep mine nice and juicy - sure, I have to wash my dick for 5 seconds more than you do, but at least it doesn't look like that

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 08:00:57 Post No. 723382986 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey guy. I don't have much to say. I saw this picture on the internet and I think it's great so I just wanted to share it with someone else who might appreciate it. God knows my girlfriend wouldn't.

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