Welp. I'm fucked. Fucked my schooling, my career and possibly my life.
I'm a student teacher for my teaching certification. I do it in my home town and bumped into one of my students at the local gym. Ended up working out with her and then giving her a ride home.
She's cute as fuck and gave me head in my car in the gym parking lot.
This is it right? i'm totally fucked
>>723414917
If you are a nagger, you were fucked from the git go
>>723414917
What you should do next is get her pregnant, than get married. The system will be more lenient if you're actively taking responsibility for your crimes.
>>723414917
Pics or it didn't happen.
This conceit applies to YOU and your situation as well, mind.
GUYS I FUCKED UP ANOTHER RITUAL
please giga nigga let me be on your team
>>723414668
Who are you?
>>723414613
This nasty slut drinks piss
http://streamboobs.com
I want to fuck a milf. How do I go about doing this? I'm not into the whole bar scene and there aren't any at my work.
>>723414202
The first thing I'd do is go online and ask an anime web board full of socially-stunted 14 year old virgins how to get laid.
>>723414417
Apps like Tinder. Single middle aged women who cant find dates in real life are on the dating sites. just find one on an app and conversate like normal, after when your both comfortable ask to go on a date like a resturaunt, movies ect. Wait a bit after and keep talking, maybe do more dates, then ask to come over to watch some movies from netflix or redbox and do your move. Only if there is sexual tension or a "serious" relationship type of feeling is when you should make a move. These are my tips. goodluck on gettin some pussy
YDYD, You dubs you die,
Trips get immortality
>>723415039
Rollin'
Riggidy rollerino my fine friend
>>723415039
roll
If PRISM existed under the Obama administration, what in dear fuck do you think exists under the Trump administration?
>>723415214
Prism 2.0?
new world order?
>>723415214
still prism?
Poor little white boiz
Black guys
>Larger dicks
>Fun to be around
>Interesting conversation anytime you want
>Nicely dressed and groomed
>Crack jokes all the time
>Will take you places
>Broad social spectrum
>Know interesting people you will be introduced to
>Behave like real men
>Smile on their faces most of the time
>Can dance and cook
>Chills in the school
White guys
>Tiny dicks
>Socially awkward
>Quiet
>Inhibited socially
>Boring
>Prefer to stay home
>Hate to dance
>Sad faces
>Angsty
>Creepy
>Often have either anger or anxiety issues
>Shoots up the school
>>723414991
White guys
>jobs
>>723414991
>Black guys interesting conversation
>Interesting conversation
>Conversation
SHIEEEET MA NIGGUH YOU GOT DEM FOOD STAMPS OOGA BOOGA CHICKUN
>>723415136
LMAO
I need shrooms music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
https://youtu.be/Wv2tlI6NBWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bShJ3bXzDVM
>>723414303
thank you
how fucked am I?
You're not just stop being such a fat pussy
>>723414566
Not at all. You'll never get fucked. You got some sweet stretch mark boy tits. You make youtube videos and call yourself copper cab?
>>723414566
Cut soda from your diet
Focus on protein heavy meals
No more fast food
Walk one mile a day or get a cheap gym membership and go 2-3 times a week
You'll be fine.
I'm not usually into gingers, but this one has me rethinking that.
That's a Asian with red hair anon
>>723415344
>I'm not usually into gingers, but this one has me rethinking that.
Homosexuality is accepted here anon. No need to justify yourself.
>>723415344
Wow. what a popular guy you must be to have such choices.
>you have 10 seconds to prove your not German
go!
>>723415353
I'm not cheating in csgo.
>>723415353
They're all muslims so I can't be one
I go for the American blondes
Ever see a girl you recognize on /b/? Stories?
Anon posted this girl in a "shouldn't share" thread a few nights ago, confirmed via fb pics that it's who I thought it was. Some of you must have better stories than that?
We had a good thread last night so let's have another...
Bump for interest
>>723415378
Who is dis
I haven't recognized anyone yet. And Louisville girls someone can post?
>Post the weird shit you do.
>>723415346
this is proof that black people went to the moon first
I just do what everyone else who goes here does
we count to ten
>>723413720
that's the /b/ i remember
Nigger
describe the internet with a picture.
CHALLENGE MODE:
SFW
>>723415141
mybad /b/
I meant to add "Describe 4chan"
We post songs we like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw0MHCkrtxk
>>723415418
go back to /mu/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
the greatest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui5PBJO9OJ4
>>723415418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2GujJZfXpg