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Hey /b/, I'm broke as fuck and need ideas for a good homemade fleshlight. Any suggestions?

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Let's have a thread with plenty of hatred for our 51st and largest state.

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On a scale from 1 to 10 what is you're favorite color of the alphabet

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Trap thread? Trap thread.

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Got it to work after a few mins thought it could be patched

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Best linkin park numb music cover ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcicOBS9mBU

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Asian bread

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Sit down /b/ros and listen to the story of William Peach

>Some say William has been in hiding due to recent events down the wharf
>But I can assure he's not and I'm here, me as Dylan Wiseman
>I've worked my whole life into this case and I've finally found the conclusion
>To share his story with the people. There has been a well thought out search and rescue for him that's been on going for a couple months now but I found him
>The past few months there has been sightings of William but none of them have turned out to be true or there was just a lack of evidence
>As I did some digging into the subject I've seen that he has been laundering his fishing money with jnts
>This raised a couple red flags, also I've been searching and pretty much retracing his foot steps and have found he has made a new identity
>He's been working with black market workers down at the fish plant
>Pretty much trading his fish in and getting travel money, fake passports and Drivers licenses in return
>After he was done with that he took a boat, Bought it off Jonny down the wharf And headed to Mexico
>This man had a dream and big intentions. William was a true prodigy and was destined to be great he thought to himself
>As he came to the shore of Mexico he was greeted by Mexicans
>They were kind of filthy so at first William thought they were pirates but he was wrong
>The Mexicans took him on a journey. A journey that would change his life forever

Cont..?

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What does /b/ think?

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Sleep tight, Pidger

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So I have a dilemma, i'm in a position where I can go down on/pursue 4 chicks but I have to choose one and I need /b/ to decide for me
Girl 1
>blonde
>funny personality, but awkward
>small tits (very small)
>6/10 face (would be prettier but her nose is a little weird)
>flat stomach and athletic body
>ass like no other (perky af)
>prob like 5'4"
Girl 2
>brunette
>5/10 face (kinda looks like a pug a little, but a cute pug)
>personality is a little quirky but I can talk to her about a lot and not get bored
>smallish tits, not as small as girl A's
>flat stomach
>not as athletic of a body
>thicc af tho
>booty round as hell
>like 5'2"
>I would be her first everything and shes kinda shy but shes offered to suck mi willy multiple times
Girl 3
>Red head
>7-8/10 face
>confident and really says whatever is on her mind. Also kinky as all hell to a point where its a little gross, but not too gross
>above average tits
>average stomach, not super flat but shes far from fat
>her ass is nice but for some reason her hips are kinda narrow and that throws me off
>would do anal in a heartbeat
Girl 4
>brunette
>6.5/10 face
>semi annoying but bearable
>has a snaggle tooth (not like to the degree of a meth addict but if you're looking for it you can see it)
>average tits (claims they're really perky)
>also very thicc
>ass is spectacular
>a little on the chubby side, but also definitely not fat
>has liked me for like 2 years
-AND/OR-
They asked me to send a dick pic like a week ago and they asked what I would want for it, so I could prob get all their nudes if I sent that but im not sure if I want to send that, i'm not worried they would be disappointed, im packing 8 in. I just really don't want it to spread and idk what people would think of me if they knew that I, a dude, sent nudes to a chick. Btw im moving in like 5 months so im not gonna see anyone after that ever again if I don't want to, but i'd still have to put up with people for a while

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god i'm such a fucking idiot

god i just don't want to be alone, what the fuck do i have to do

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post danny Devito pics

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Continuation of a Game of /b/ros

MUPDATE: Turn 32
Open Houses: Free City of Braavos, Free City of Myr, Tyrell and the Free City of Tyrosh

Event: Fall is Here - Everyone receives a +1 S bonus for all Siege rolls

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Taking liquid codeine for the first time tomorrow with a friend. Any suggestions/advice? Also how much should we get? Thanks