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FIRST DUBS GETS PINHEAD

>>723427637

OH FUCK YEAH I WANNA BE PINHEAD

ROLL

>>723427637
Does that make quads Sheriff Sandy?

>>723424191
mandingo

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>>723424925
?

>>723424191
all of them.

between 8-14 shots or drinks for me
1 beer = 1 drink
1 glass of booze mixed with juice = 1 drink

last time I had 3 shots in then span of 15 mins and I was feeling it, not drunk but I did get a buzz

>>723423399
prob 6-8 in an hour to get shitfaced.

OP here... well, I'm fucked.

>>723424248
>-fat and balding but not really ugly
post a pic with time stamp

>>723424935

Yea, I'll get to that, right away...

>>723423447
It's an ass. And nothing faggot

>>723423447
>Wwyd to my boicunt
Sriracha enema

>>723423263
>first day of freshman year
>first class
>teacher talks and is about to take roll
>says that if you prefer to be called something else to say it now so he can write it down
>gets to me
>"call me jeff"
>never knew a jeff
>don't know why i did it
>did this for my other classes
>never respond to the fucking name
>get marked absent sometimes
>teaches try to call me up and i ignore them (not on purpose) because that's not my god damn name

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>be me
>girl asks me to go to dance with her while at lunch
>some fag sitting next to me says no
>wtfshewasnttalkingtoyounigger
>thought he was talking for me
>tfw cock blocked by somebody I rarely talked to

>>723423263
>family always tells me to shut the fuck up when I was younger
>have 4 older siblings and am the youngest
>3 of them used to beat the shit out of me everyday
>get called names everyday
>get ignored by parents while they always pay attention to what my siblings have to say
>2 of them are crazy and do drugs 1 of them is a special snowflake and also does drugs
>only sibling that isn't a piece of shit rarely talks to me
>develop social anxiety and become introvert
>have one friend
>dad always tells me I am worthless and wants me to be like he was when he was my age (he was in a gang in chicago)
>friend talks about his youngest brother
>friend says that the youngest in families are always pieces of shit
>dad continues insulting me. tells me that my friend is only pretending to like me
>think back to what friend said
>never see friend again
>am unable to trust people who are friendly
>highschool
>no one knows me
>everyone including teachers and counselor ignores me
>siblings all moved out by now
>parents still ignore me
>parents constantly paying attention to my adult sibling's problems and give them money
>start masturbating
>develop chronic masturbation
>start getting failing grades
>dad starts getting madder than usual
>continue high school
>dad hates me
>finish high school
>still alone, virgin

You seem to have sickle cell penis.

>>723424399
I think you're mistaken. That's the terminal disease known as Crescent Dick Syndrome

You have a bad case of dick dent

>>723422066
I'd rather know why you're posting a picture of a 10 year old girl with a shitty gov't profile with a flare launcher

Suicide is the answer

>>723422066
>live in her house for free
bitch this is the high point of your life. play those video games, get that pussy, and enjoy yourself

wish i had a phone when i did time

>>723423547
Nigga im doin time right now. Want to box?

>>723423628
this is probably bait but what facility?

>>723423122
Kek
Reporting in

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>>723424020
know any of these hotties?

UMD >> UMBC

UMBC is for tier-2 rejects.

Where my UMD bros at?

>>723421996
No.

>>723421996
Don't use pills you fucking pussy? What are you a woman in your mid 40s?

I always have nyquil handy, so I'm wondering if chugging a couple bottles w/ alcohol would do it.

>>723424691
im interested in this as well

>>723424691
Bump

>>723424691

stop trying to creep on your ex. just let go my dude

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>>723424694
If Dubs OP gets diarrhea for 1 month

>>723424991
I'm already shitting myself. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I AM RUNNING GNU/LINOX

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>>723425478
You gotta pay the troll toll if ya want to get the boys hole.