https://github.com/pirate/sites-using-cloudflare
well done.
Ok /b/,
Where are the tech savvy anons at?
So I just bought an MSI gaming laptop and I'm a little nervous about which anti virus to choose.
What does /b/ know? Share the wealth.
Is it a good brand? I was thinking about buying one myself but incant choose between msi or an alienware (about the same price)
You got played anon, the computer is the virus. You have to throw your computer out the window or else the virus will infect you will die.
Windows Defender and MalwareBytes AntiMalware. You also need common sense. Other than that youre fine.
Teen booties
>>723436209
Mods
>>723436209
someone must of stole her booty.
My son has been telling me he wants to grow up to be as successful as Donald Trump. I am extremely proud of him. Ever since the election he's been pushing himself at school, even staying up late to get assignments done. His grades have been skyrocketing and he's even started to socialize more. The kid is only 14 and he's already more matured than what my neighbor's kids could ever be.
>>723437277
Though motivations are questionable. That's good.
Just get him a better role model. Donald Trump isn't the brightest of people.
Also. Tits. Censored tits in case your kid is watching beside you whole you preach about him to make him happy.
Lol your kid is going to end up being a loser when he's in high school. Ambition always disappears once they get older.
>>723437277
Just as soon as he gets that million dollar loan he'll be set.
>>723436927
fuck nice
sister?
>be 14
>have retarded drooling cousin with huge tongue
>showing her my cock becomes a joke for a while
>rub it on her face while we watch movies then go home and jerk off afterwards
>get her to stick her tongue out while i rub and slap my dick on it
>worry about getting caught
>go home jerk off
>paranoid for weeks
>realize shes okay with it, try it again at least one other time
>hang out normally for a while
>decide i want a bj like in porn
>get her to spit and drool on my dick and jerk it off
>she thinks its funny
>dont cum the first few times
>cant get her to suck right so she just licks it and spits on me
>after maybe a year i start fucking her mouth
>goes on about 3 years
>dont see her for a long time cus i get a gf
>be 19 (she's a year younger than me)
>break up with gf, have a long dry spell, social anxiety, get desperate
>hang out with her
>shes been getting fucked by a guy in her apt building for like a year so she knows whats up now
>sucks the shit out of my dick
>i play with her pussy for the first time
>do it maybe 15-20 times for like a year
>i move for a job
>havent seen her since
>>723437108
fuck ever get pics of her with your dick in her mouth?
count to 10 and i'll post her nudes
C-Celeb thread: cry c-cry cry edition...
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COCK TRIBUTE Thread
Cute Girls editon
Will be here for an hour
Please
dubs decides senior quotes
>>723436831
"Stop Masturbating"
>>723436831
"If you voted for Trump you're a fucktard."
>>723437228
Re roll
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723428775
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>723436342
>for you
>>723436309
Only the south
>where the beaners are
>Claim
Can someone who's made pot brownies tell me why the fuck I need to put at least a half ounce of mid for one fucking tray? Jesus fuck I wanna get baked but I also wanna make money too. Does it simply not work on lower doses? A money making recipe would be fucking fantastic but general advice is good too. Double points for shroom brownies, every college kid here is a fucking pussy when it comes to *sniff* eating bad tasting shrooms! Ffs
Also stoner thead I guess.
i don't think you need that much, just cook it in the butter/oil longer.
>>723437287
Dont get me wrong I wanna believe you, but I dont know two things about making pot brownies and every recipe I come across online calls for obsene amounts of green. I dont wanna fuck myself but I also don't wanna fuck potential customers.
>>723436610
Average strain is about 100mg per every 1 gram of bud.
If brownies require 1/2 cup of butter, use 5/8 cup for extraction to account for loss. GET REAL BUTTER. Higher fat content, the better. You need lipids.
Boil water, get to around 200F (not too high, not too low - too much or too little heat will affect how much THC gets activated and bound to the lipids in the butter), add butter, add ground herb, cover with lid, boil for 90 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Remove from heat, allow to cool, strain out plant material through a cheesecloth or coffee filter, place container of butter/water mix in fridge, butter will harden on top of water.
Scoop off the butter, use it for your brownie recipe.
To calculate dosage, figure out how many brownies you'll have. If your recipe makes 10 and you want 50mg in each, add about 5 grams, maybe a little more to cover any lost to extraction.
Most people fuck up by over/under-heating the butter. It has to be around 200-220F for optimal potency.
Others fuck up by using margarine spread or some other butter substitute, or they just dump their ground bud into the batter like idiots.
if you were as old as your social security number how old would you be?
>>723432365
27 years old. What a coincidence.
Old
>>723432365
Wait a minute
Which one and why?
The smallest on the left cause she's the only one with cute sandals and exposing her pretty feet + she has nice big thighs
>>723431700
on the right sorry
The one in the light top sitting down.
Hey /b/. My friend turned 21 today.
I want her to get a thousand dicks in her inbox.
She told me I couldn't do it.
Her number is 518 seven seven five 3212.
Many dicks for birthday win!
Pic unrelated.
>>723432745
Im on it
>>723434624
Thx bro
Now I need 999 more...
>>723432745
NYPA faggot
fuck off
?
amirite?
wrong combo