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I am looking for french girl because my girlfriend deceives me add my on snap aziinux


Bitch my ex
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Paris syndrome
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yes omg

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Post all horse cock gifs you have
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>>723446784
Dude what
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>be me
>23 sissy from uk
>get really horny and dress up and decide i want to suck my first cock
>put an ad on craigslist that gets answered by a man who says he's 50, huge cock and able to get to me in about 10 mins
>say perfect and tell him my address and phone number
>my phone rings and i put on the sluttiest girliest voice i can
>hiiiii this is kandyyyyy
>ya'alright love i'll be there in 'bout ten minutes
>mmm perfect baby
>he hangs up and i'm getting really turned on
>his car pulls up outside and i get instant regret
>stood behind the door with massive fake boobs and full make up and wig with lingerie on
> cant back out now as he's driven all the way here, knows my address and my phone number
>i open the door and in walks an man who is at least 65
>instinctively say 'alright mate come inside' in my normal voice and mega cringe as i realise what i've done in my horny state
>i take him upstairs and half way up he spanks me really really hard
>holy fuck that hurt
>he bends me over and starts to eat my ass out on the stairs
>not expecting anal i havent shaved or properely cleaned my ass
>what the fuck can he be tasting
>get to bed room and take his pants down
>dick barely visible in pube mound
>i start to suck him off and it's nothing like the sexy slutty act i was fantasising about
>he's moaning louder and louder
>what do my neighbours think is going on
>mmm that's lovey that is flower, ya' dirtah bitch!
>it feels like he'll never come and i'll be forever hesitantly sucking on his old pubey cock
>told him in my ad i wanted him to cum on my fake tits
>mfw when he grabs his dick and empties a gallon of old man cum all over my face and into my mouth
>oh god please let this ordeal end why did i do this
>my face is plastered with cum
>he shakes my hand and leaves and drives away
>get in the shower still fully clothed and shaking with regret and self hate
>what have i done i'll never do that again ever
>get horny and do the same thing two weeks later
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>>723446807
Was the next time any better?
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I occasionally browse craigs list while in a horny state, but have never tried my luck. This story makes me glad for that. :-)

Did things turn out better the second time?
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>>723446807
So was it a better experience when u tried a second time?

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hey 4chan, I feel like showing off for u guys. Interested?
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>>723445785
yep
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Timestamp or gtfo
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nope

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Anyone else a late blooming gay, 27 here? Dated women all my life. Got curious, hooked up with a guy, never looking back.
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sauce on pic?
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>>723446972
>skipping leg day
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>>723446972
no faggot

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evens fap to female
odds fap to male
dubs fap to shemale
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>>723446310
LEAKWEED
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>>723446505
?
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boyyysss notgay imnot gay

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ASL.

I'll start.

Um....30. F. Hawaii.

<3

Go idiotas. Chica on the left.
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Let's snap
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26/m/indiana

Fuck Indiana.
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30/m/Alabama
Kill me

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Traps post pics and kiks, also trap/cd/mental illness
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Don't bgay
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Incyrso

Ask her if she can deepthroat
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chubby fat ass sissy
kik curvytrap

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dfdsf
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>>723445763
I dont generate heat much.
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>>723445837
Then we will do a bedtime workout to warm up.
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alright im going to go lay down I will be using screen keyboard with mouse to reply because fuck you.

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Oh my fuck

Thread 404'd before I could finish the last part to this story and can't find it anywhere!

Please somebody for the love of fuck, let me finish this
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Tf is dis
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Some creepy shit on a greentext thread that died.
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Most interesting thread I have ever seen. Too bad you missed it anon.

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New R34 thread. Old one hit limit
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is bill maher a child rapist
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Is that what Milo is accused of? Raping children?
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More than likely, yes.
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>>723445957
If it's a man its rape
If it's a woman it's...
>nice.jpeg

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A girl I know got her drink spiked at a party, I don't know who did it or if he managed to do anything with her, I wanted to give him the chance so I managed to convince her friends to leave the party to get the last train home.
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i'm mexican, my dad wanted to take me back to mexico because "Son, you are mexican, you have to learn about the mexican culture"... i called the migratory center and they deported him bcause he stoled a market year ago... the state adopted me (i'm 16yrs old).
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I sleep in restraints aImost every night, been doing it off and on for almost a year, I don't have a good reason to - just do it!
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>>723446325
could be one of the following :
physiological - sub-clinical autism
emotional - feelings of abandonment
physical - restlessness during sleep

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Hi /b/ today we guess each others occupation by posting photos of our hands
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>>723447360
hammer tester?
or miner
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>>723447360

Nigger
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>>723447360

Hand model

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Can anyone help me with making a succesfull youtube channel. Advise? And also help on video editting
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What content do you intend to make?
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I have 13 tips for you. The 7th will surprise you
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Get a real job. Unless you're one of the top 100 YouTubers, (and you won't be because you're here asking for advice), the amount of time you put into a video even to get a moderate amount of traffic won't even equate to minimum wage.

If you're just doing it as a hobby, then find something you're interested in and talk about it. Use your real face and your real voice and invest in some decent equipment. Successful YouTubers connect with audiences on a personal level. Don't ever put text on the screen except maybe for the title splash.

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