Titties thread
Like large areolas?
ITT: ask a guy that's raped 4 girls anything
>>723479401
how many of them had dicks?
Pic related, i raped her
>>723479401
Is your family reunion awkward now?
>itt we are polite and civilized until someone rolls trips, to which we turn into complete niggers
Let's do it
>>723479644
So close
>>723479644
>>723479677
Ya'll ain't doing it right. But thats okay cause you tried your best.
> be me
> be 17
> live in very poor family
> so poor that our water had to be turned off
> first time buying weed
> parents are strict as fuck
> gave friend money
> few days later he got me the shit
> fuck yeah.bat
> went home and waited for my parents to go to work
> hid weed in dads drawer he never looks in
> "bye anon"
> they're gone
> take out bag of weed
> realize I have no idea how to roll a blunt or smoke
> look up how to do it on YouTube
> seems simple enough
> takes dads cigar papers
> roll a pretty bad blunt
> 3/10
> decide to hotbox in the laundry room
> it was ok
> didn't get high
> damnit.jpg
> mfw the laundry room smells like smoke
> mfw my parents come home in ten minutes
> fuck
> had to think of something smart
> have an idea
> "what if I start a fire and blame that as the reason there's smoke"
Part 1/2
> fucking brilliant
> set papers down and have a lighter ready to light it up
> get a fire extinguisher
> hear parents walk in door
> start a fire
> screams for help
> "anon what's wrong"
> "there's a fire"
> they run upstairs and see a bunch of papers burning
> "why are there papers on fire"
> i didn't think that part through
> gets fire extinguisher to put out fire so I can be an hero
> mfw the fire extinguisher is empty
> mfw the water is turned off
> mfw the fire starts to spread
> mfw my house is on fire
> I'm fucked
> police found weed in what's left of my dads drawer
> dad was arrested
> mom falls into dark depression
> we have no home
> don't do drugs
>>723480711
I had no idea poor people were so stupid
why are skinny girls so fucking hot?
skinny master race thread
>>723480129
>>723480129
That's not skinny anon, that's a crackwhore.
spam this dudes twitter
>>723478157
>>723479342
>mobile poster
Not even remotely surprising. Kill yourself you autistic newfag.
trump's retarded but
nypa
>>723478157
fuck off salty butthurt faggot nypa
Post all your Robbie rotten memes
>>723478602
bump
I just told the girl I've liked since I was 10 that I like her. She's currently in a relationship with another guy but he's not always there for her. She said she would date me if I lived close to her but I live 4 hours away from her. Long distance doesn't appeal to her because her older sister tried long distance but it failed. How do I convince her to date me under these circumstances? also i see her 5-6 times every year for about a week at a time.
>>723478677
Tell how you feel, and let her know that distance can't get between you. Chicks dig that shit. And if you haven't already, get swole anon. Best of luck.
send her a dickpic to let her know you're serious
what is this?
www twitch tv
/ntdonkie
>>723478732
a beautiful human being playing pacman
a nice lady with good taste in video games streaming, obviously
That's Right b; I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide.
Pussy Progressives-Grab Your Pacifiers
Right on!
Daily reminder that Mein Drumpf, Spicey, and Miller-Smeogol are all closet homosexuals and proud graduates of the Roy Cohn Finishing School for Boys.
You feel you lose
>>723479002
An(hero)on I met
>>723479002
>>723479061
There is no point to suicide if your gonna die someday anyway. Might as well ride it out, not saying suicide is a rational choice or anything. But if one is going to apply logic it doesn't make sense.
>>723479002
don't. There are more people in similar situations. make someone of yourself and fuck the family you have now. work towards getting your own and love them instead
does anyone else edging really hard until the end when you need to poop? I am delaying it as much as i can
>>723478619
>Go to store
>buy dildo and lube
>fuck self until you cum (no touching dick)
>have best orgasm you will ever have in your life
trust me, I was drooling involutarily it was that good
>>723478992
fuck off tumblr faggot. infiltrating every thread with your brainwashing. kill yourself fucking kike.
save the white race. make babies. kill all fags.
sometimes. i really hate it
/Manlet Hate Thread/
>anyone below 6'' is a manlet!!
Actually...
>anyone below 190cm is a manlet
196cm masterrace reporting in.
YOU HAVE TO BE 190cm + TO POST IN THIS TREAD.
Anything below that, won't be taken serious anyways.
Much like in real life, where grills don't give you a second thought if you are below the magical number of 190 cm.
stalin was 5'4 tho
>>723478814
im 6ft but the strongest men in the world are short. strongest man in recorded history was like 54 or something
Saying that we'll within the average height for a man is mallet status: master troll, well memed.
Hi /b/
I´m new (yes, i know what you´re gonna do, but I wouldn´t have entered here if I wasn´t prepared)
Can somebody tell me how does this site works? their users, their people, their characters and all that shit
Just leave now newfag.
>>723478555
Good advice.
Very good
>>723478555
listen to the trips OP, leave while you have the fucking chance
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