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All add this guy on Snap chat flood him with BS and disturbing imagery

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I want to be okay

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Dear 4chan,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

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Do you think there is some correlation between beauty and intelligence?

Anecdotally speaking, based on my experience and social interactions, a lot of ugly people I've met were objectively smart and a lot of beautiful people were objectively dumb. That can't be pure coincidence, right?

What do you think /b/?
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What has he seen?

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ITT: Post your rolling images

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

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it takes a real man to be strong enough to cry /b/

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Name my band /b/

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Why are you guys not talking about it?
Cloudflare has a huge bug for months.
Even 4chan is not safe.

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Hey /b, be my facebook friend. My name is jeff strogin and pic related is my profile pic.

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Feels Thread

Im feeling sad

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do I have gyno?

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check'em

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there is fcking cp folder on dropbox and i cant report it! i mean, maybe almost adult girls doing kinky stuff that thay want is not that bad, but molesting fcking kid that dont even understend and dont want to, this is bad and sick, drop box dont have option to report content, only report for using other autor product and even say something like "you will go to jail if you are wrong"