Do you want some beans bae?
>>723484740
Maybe just a hug, bae?
>>723485318
That would be so nice right now
>>723485377
Its 2017 dude, we say rn now.
Looks sooo hip, sir
Hi /b/, 21m
The last weeks were terrible, I lost my gf, my job and all my money, today i had to move out of my apartment and dont even have something to eat nor a place to sleep. I also dont have Any close friends or family that are worth living for.
I want to suicide and i ask you dear /b/, whats a good method for dieing in peace without any pain and no chance to survive?
>>723485680
How do you have electricity?
I have a phone.
>>723485680
Just get a job asap doesn't matter what it is just get one before you start looking terrible and go to a hostel for sleep
Anyone get that feeling of Ugh around certain people, or you see the sun and it up and you are happy, but it can be dark and it makes you feel kinda crap.
What is it? It's probably a really dumb question, its not nostalgia and it doesn;t feel like a mood or a feeling, but its linked to feelings, and when I try to explain it I seem dumb
Any fag care to explain?
you do seem dumb
but in my case, what I feel is "meh"
I don't like people, I can go months on end without communication, the only one I like is my wife, but she knows I'm a mute autistic asshole so she doesn't push it either
>>723485819
It's not that I don't like people, but If there's something/ that is associated with the feeling of 'meh' , say a person, i'll activly avoid them.
I've noticed over weeks, I feel different, I can look outside and I just feel the good feeling, and then sometimes I feel the bad feeling weeks after; it just changes.
Who shit in Greencroft toilets?
How big was it and what colour
Is it possible for a picture?
So this needs help, fb com/thomas.mcmillan.940/posts/862667870542564 .....
bumpin
Is it anything to do with the british intistution that is brian blessed ?
just some emo fag sayin hel shave his head what
>>723484958
Make sure that's actually a ladyboy.
>>723484958
Fuck her, hand her 3.50 and send her on her way
call the front desk because i specifically asked for a hooker no older than 12yo
>>723484958
>hotelroom and see this pic related on your bed. What do?
Turn 180 degrees and GTF out of there. I smell AIDS or worse. Hideous monkey people vending sex is pathetic.
Is there a single positive thing going for mae rn?
:((((((
I need to tidy my room I guess
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allright /b/
Tell me about your worst experience on a fast food chain as a customer or as a worker.
>>723485936
Trying to explain to a fresh off the boat immigrant worker that the meal i ordered comes with bread and that i wanted it (like the best part of the meal). Woman was not getting it at all. It was insanely frustrating.
I dont even have a problem with immigrants just learn some functional english before working the cash register please or stay in the back while you get lessons.
Anyway that was like 15 years ago and she still works there and she speaks quite well now so good on her.
>>723485936
tasting McD
>>723486430
is that bad where you live?
Okay faggots, you and my mom keep asking why I don't have a girlfriend, well I'll tell you why.
1. They cost money. I aint paying for no whiny bitch. What do I look like a charity?
2. Females today are worthless. People suddenly think women are equal to men and it's allowing women to become full fledged degenerate social sluts. They don't cook or clean, they don't support the husband, they don't wash my undies.
3. They expect and want shit. I don't have time for that shit. I want things too, like my undies washed, but that doesn't happen.
4. Kids. Females are a ticking time bomb, you never know when they might get pregnant or purposely forget their pill to fuck your life over. Also kids cost double money.
5. Cheating sluts. Fuck that noise, cheating is way too likely these days.
6. I'm a manlet. This triples the chance of cheating, and greatly reduces chance of even getting a girlfriend. Doubles expectations. Fuck off I'm better off alone.
I can get all the benefits of a girlfriend by hiring a whore, while avoiding the bullshit. Or the free alternative, just jerk off. I won't enslave myself to a female like so many males do today. If this were say, 100+ years ago, I'd consider getting a girlfriend, as they knew their place back then.
>>723485085
Great blog
How do i subscribe?
I need to hear you whine about life everyday.
>>723485085
op photo
>>723485478
I laughed but not skinny enough
How do I get a gf?
I'm a fat loser who's tired of fucking hookers and need a girlfriend, but I have no idea how to get one.
About me:
>30
>I have well paid job
>I own a house and a car
>My friends are all highly educated, but it's only guys
>Live in boring town in Scandinavia without much nightlife
>Tinder doesn't work, since there's not many girls using it and I look like a potato
How do I get a hooker?
I'm a fat loser whos tired of fucking pocket pussies and need a hooker, but I have no idea how to get one.
>>723486139
Hookers are everywhere, man
>>723485970
I've never bought a game on steam
Ask me anything
>>723486001
Could you buy a steam game for me?
>>723486396
>723486396
fuck you bush
>>723486001
beggar thats all
Okay. What is this /b/? I squeezed it and some white pus came out followed by a tiny bit of blood. Yes I am sexually active. Is it a pimple or something more sinister?
>>723485211
looks like a pimp. It happens from time to time.
>>723485211
Looks like an ingrown hair to me.
>>723485331
Also your dick looks so much like mine i had to recheck the pic. So i dunno. Props penis bro or something.
The alien pic. Save it before they delete it
>>723486012
No.
100% real
This is not a warning. We have been warned.
Would you do lewd things to my butt /b/?
put my penis inside it, no homo
Not a fucker of asses, but I'd squeeze it and nut across it
gf showed tits to my workmates, now they wont shutup about it, what do ?
>>723485876
>>723485876
Her name is Courtney Jayne Wesener / Courtney Jayne on FB:
facebook.
com/bonnybuttonsearrings/posts/539116646136945
instagram.
com/xmiss_courtzx/
twitter.
com/cjwesener
pinterest.
com/courtneywesener/
voyeur-russian.
com/gallery-amateur_108570.html
xhamster.
com/photos/gallery/223043/anna_cute_aussie_chubby.html
amateuralbum.
net/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=252631
girlscv.
com/Gallery/2070089908/Anna_M_Aussie_from_Brisbane
Works as a nurse, also Wesley Mission, Queensland.
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