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Fat hate thread?
Fat hate thread.
Lard ass moves in because room mate is struggling to pay his half of rent.
> Fatman stink
> Fatman footsteps in the dead of night.
> Fatman insecurity (which for fat people is usually just precognition, and if he thinks i'm talking about his fat behind his immense back, I am).
> has cover every horizontal surface of my house with food.
> constantly thumping through the house at night for several midnight snacks each night.
> bought a fucking deep fryer.
> this fucker
> could slap himself
> in the fucking face
> with his own fucking gut
> and he bought
> a mother fucking
> liquid fat machine
does anyone else retch when they see these gut monsters wobbling around? are you repulsed by that flopping belly that sits over their shorts and under their t-shirt?
fucking horrid.
Fat hate thread.

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So finally my uncle multiquadrillionaire died and I inherited all his money. First 3 trips get 40 billion dollars.

>Pic related

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Any other anons have a little micro penis? How do you feel about it? I love havibgine degraded and humiliated. Pic related.

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Dubesdecide my LOL name

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I really don't care who looks at this thread or not. I'm dumping nudes I just got off of a random chick on kik, save em if you want, I don't know whether they're real or not but the pussy pics are live ones.

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Anon, that injury is not funny.

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STORY TIME, /B/!
Share stories about the most unexpected shit you have had to deal with at work

> Be me, Friday, January 28th of this year
> Working on simulations for job
> Work late (About 8 PM) trying to get a simulation started
> It starts and gets through the check
> Leave a note on computer saying that there is a simulation working, so don't touch it
> Go to the bar to celebrate Chinese new year
> Come back next morning to get results and start next simulation
> Walk into work room, the smell hits me
> MFW I can't even breath because of the smell
> Ohshitnononononono.jpg
> Run over to my work station
> It's covered in vomit
> The monitor, keyboard, computer, desk, floor, and chair are all covered in vomit
> Everything that was important to my work is coated in a thick layer of chunky brown filth
> There is a second station attached to mine, just 5 feet away, not a drop on it
> It reeks of alcohol and rotten cabbage
> Whoever did it just sat there and vomited repeatedly on my desk
> Start sending emails to my team to see if anyone knows who did it
> They are laughing at me
> I fucking lost a month of work to vomit and lose my shit
> The one computer that had a sign on it
> The one computer that had critical data on it
> MFW I lost a month of work for trying to be dilligent

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Chubby - BBW - Landwhale Contactfagging and appreciation thread.

Male 25 Kik: sir_dams

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ITT: we support, follow, share, and give constructive criticism to eachother on various websites for music sharing such as Bandcamp, Soundcloud, Youtube, and more.

Post a link to your site(s) and other anons follow/share/give feedback.

People who post links and shill themselves after 5-10 posts without participating in any feedback/discussion are unwelcome and should be ignored.

I start, I return all feedback I get on my music video so jump over & enjoy yourselfs! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsjdYLSTaAY

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My grandad promised to show me his fingerbox next I'm go over, I plan on making one myself very soon

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Domo is special.......

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According to reliable sources (read: the one female friend I have) "toyboying" is becoming popular within white girls. (Toyboy: when the guy is younger than the girl).
Can anyone confirm?

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Show me your dubs

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Where can I buy legit fake weed incense online /b/? I want to get high but I have drug tests I need to take. I bought some of this stuff from http://www.organicspiceblend.com/
but it was total garbage. The high was weak and alsted maybe 5 minutes. Total freaking swag.

I found some webpages selling it but they want a picture of my credit card and my ID and I'm not wanting to get butt-raped if things go bad with that.

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The ride has been lacking as of late.

Keep it simple, keep it s/fur