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Do you lick your girl's asshole?

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i need some /b/ tards help.

i have a great new personal sport. its shit posting on an expensive watches forum.

these rich guys are always posting wrist shots of their thousand dollar watches.

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why are you not an openly bisexual man?

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You this autistic kid is texting my friend that's a girl. Spam please? Post pics 3179953434

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How do I get over my ex? She is a Russian model. TL;DR a beautiful gold digger.

Now that I am single again I compare most women to her and most women are not models... how do I move on?

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Celebrity thread.

Come on in, kiddies.

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dubs gets ex's tits -- trips gets name

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I talked to a vegan the other night.

Immediately, She entered a rant on animals rights and attempted to inform me on the cruel, irrelevant conditions farm animals in Africa experience.

At this point I revealed that my eating preferences revolved arounda wholesome diet of meat, eggs, cows milk, vegetables and fruit.

She visibly choked up, eyes beginning to water. I knew she saw me as the enemy, the Devil, the source of evil in the world.

Before she could get a word out, I quickly added that I had spoken to another vegan earlier that night and that he had dispensed reprimand regarding my diet choices(this was a bluff), and that I understood his stance fully, however the vegan culture and brute force was the wrong way to go to convince meat-eaters to stop eating meat.

Her PETA training never prepared her for this. She was at a loss of words. She knew that in order to save the animals, she had to be a special snowflake and could not conform to a negative culture, but yet she had to do something. Veganism would change the world if everyone just believed.

A few moments passed in silence as her brain worked overtime, struggling to find a passive attack without appearing like a 'tool'. The long term lack of Vitamin D and Omega-3 had degraded her mind once powerful enough to push her through her arts degree. Eventually she sighed and murmured "Yeah."

I decided to let her down easily as she was such a good sport, avoiding empty death threats of sending me off to the butchers and seeing how I liked it.

"I buy from sustainable sources where the animals are well treated and I never buy caged eggs." She looked back up at me with a tear trailing down her left cheek, brow raised. "Really?" I smiled. "Yep."

Later, we entered small talk which quickly evolved to flirting. We later went back to the hostel room and fucked. It was the first night in years that she had a pork sword in her mouth.

I had done it. I had cured veganism. I ate McDonalds later that night.

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Dubs decides what I name my new knife

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ask a guy who just murdered his girlfriend and 2 kids anything.

I think the cops will arrive soon.

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will he even make it 4 years anons?

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True Story /b/ros

>At lunch today
>Sit with tard because am beta fag
>Only have one friend at table
>Tard is really funny to sit by
>He hates this kid Micheal
>Today at lunch tard sees Micheal
>We are all getting up to leave
>Tard blasts through crowd at full tard force
>Tard has his fist out, ready to attack
ThisWillBeGood.jpeg
>Everyone is screaming as Micheal is about to get the hardest donkey punch of his fucking life
>Tard screeches
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
>Micheal is hit
>Micheal turns around
>Knocks tard out in one blow
Any other Tard Stories /b/?

>Unoriginal Tard pic not related

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Itt: Mommys Funbags!

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Guess the age and gender of this human

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So this guy has been sending my buddy's girl dick pics. Do your worst!