Post feet
took my gf to swingers club last night, ask anything
what does she look like?
>>723496392
Half english, half lebanese
>>723496327
Do you prefer to have your gravy poured on your spuds or on the meat?
Smash or Pass
>>723495568
what the fuck do you think
>>723495603
this
>>723495603
S M A S H boi
Nostalgia drinking game
You nostalgia, you drink a shot
go
>>723494935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKw6d1Prnio
MODIFIED CIV THREAD:
You are part of a young, small, but established civilization, ruled by an autocratic leader.
Lately, the first dynasty of that archaic realm have been weakened by claimants, and society is plunging into chaos. A civil war has broken out.
You seize this opportunity to escape the tyranical grip of your masters, and decide to lead a tribe of your own into the unknown.
Discord for communications or if you're interested but can't join at the current time: https://discord.gg/z8jMc4E
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General Rules:
- Pick a name for your tribe, and a preferred colour and send it into a direction to explore until you decide to Settle.
- Once Settled, give directions to your people to explore and extend your territory.
- Make a peace deal, or attack another tribe if its territory is bordering yours. Last two digits are your attack/defense power for the next round (01-98), 00 is a critical failure, 99 is a critical success.
- Trips and quads triggers an event, either good or bad.
- Flavortext and roleplay is appreciated.
World:
- Mountains (brown) obstruct vision and are impassable.
- Rivers and small bodies of water are crossable with Boats*.
- Oceans and/or large bodies of water are crossable with Ships*.
*Construction of Boats takes 1 turn.
*Construction of Ships takes 2 turns and you require atleast 6 regions.
*Boats are presented by a dot on the world map, Ships are presented by a larger dot.
*Boats cannot cross Oceans however they can follow the shoreline.
*OP decides what a large or small body of water is.
Turns:
- Per turn you can decide to do 1 out of 2 things.
1. Claim/expand a region. (After you Settle)
2. Start construction on a Boat or Ship.
- Your Roll gets counted uptil 7 minutes after OP's update. After the 7 minutes OP finishes the next update.
- You can always decide to move your Boat/Ship.
Empire:
- The first 'moving' region you begin with has to Settle, then it can expand. Your moving region can also construct a Boat.
This Boat has only 1 ''charge'' instead of the normal 2. With the Boat you can decide to instantly Settle a coastal region, or just to disembark and continue on foot.
- You can claim up to 4 regions per turn.
Rolling 00 grants 0 regions.
Rolling 01-33 grants maximum 1 region.
Rolling 34-66 grants maximum 2 regions.
Rolling 67-98 grants maximum 3 regions.
Rolling 99 grants maximum 4 regions.
- When you have 8 regions you can set 1 region as your Capitol*.
- Boats can Colonize 2 regions, after that the Boat is depleted.
- Ships can Colonize 3 regions, after that the Ship is depleted.
*A Capitol takes atleast a roll of 70 to take, nomatter the roll of the defender.
All adjecent regions take atleast a roll of 50 to take.
Once a Capitol has been captured by an enemy, you can not set a new one. You can only (try to) retake it.
- If you are part of an Alliance you can trade/give Boats/Ships and regions with/to eachother.
You can not trade your Capitol Region nor its adjacent regions.
- Resetting a new Capitol is possible after 8 turns. Your old Capitol Region will return into a normal region and its adjecent regions aswell.
- If you decide to claim land through a Boat/Ship (colonize) your maximum expansion is that respective region, no matter if your roll is for 2 or 3 regions.
(Thus if your roll is 56, and you wish to expand with a Boat, you can only claim one region that turn; the region the Boat colonizes. But if you decide to just expand, you claim 2 regions.)
- You can always decide to move your Ship or Boat, no matter what you did in the turn.
- A tribe may not settle too close to the Motherland.
War:
- If you attack another tribes territory whoever gets the highest Roll wins.
If the defender wins he keeps the territory. Attacking or defending is decided by who declares the first.
If the defender wins the roll by more than 30 extra (att. rolls 40, def. rolls 70) the defender gets a Counterattack Bonus*.
If the defender with the Counterattack Bonus attacks the tribe which attacked him in the last turn, his roll can be 10 lower than the attacker and still be succesful.
If a defender gets attacked by more than one faction, he rolls a seperate defence-Roll for that attack.
If an attacker loses the roll with more than 30 (att. rolls 40, def. rolls 70) the attacker gets an Attack Penalty on the respective defender.
If the attacker with the penalty attacks the same defender again next round, his Roll gets a 10 penalty. (86 -> 76).
Thus per turn a tribe can attack once per turn, and defend as much as he gets attacked.
*The Counterattack Bonus also applies to any Allies of the attacker which the defender wishes to counterattack.
- Succesful Naval Invasions (attacking from a Boat or Ship) requires that the Attackers Roll is atleast 15 higher than the defenders Roll.
- A tribe cannot declare war on the Motherland. However, the Motherland may well declare war to a tribe.
>>723495524
The Purest Kawaii Waifu's Association decides to split from the Motherland in search of pure waifus, with the colour purple hopefully.
Okay so this poped up on while I was on desktop? what the fuck is this? Someone help?
>>723496015
Adware
Adware. Look in programs and features for fishy looking programs.
>>723496015
That looks a lot like a google chrome popup. It was probably that dodgy site you were on that made it come up. Sites can do this via chrome without need for any permissions or plugins, but it's nothing to worry about.
Pewdie calls out WSJ for their shit. Is he, dare I say it, our guy, /b/?
https://youtu.be/sTCDfE_sKnM
>>723493834
I dont care.
quit spreading this garbage.
>>723493834
No one gives a shit
Get the fuck out of 4chan pewdiefag
magic
I am a wizard.
The world is so cruel to Snarf.
zary's master atlas of lesbian/gay/queer/transmogrification
can /b/ solve this?
>>723496254
try flagging between the 3 and 4 and click next to the 1
>>723496516
already solved it, you're wrong.
Post Boy Ass
OC
Im pretty skinny
Funny youtube channel thread, I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpvLurIty3I
>>723496314
>anons who who call other ppl normies be like
>>723496526
real question is, what is pappa franku's stand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lea1faKgHE
Do your worst, send your worst
Add bedders1001
if you could trade 24 hours with Emma Watson in which you can do absolutely anything you want with her for one year of your natural life span - would you do it?
I've probably got about 50-60 years left in me, I'd keep repeating it till I died
5 minutes is about .3% of 24 hours and her mouth and throat is about .5% of her entire body so I'd be good just trading in roughly 13 hours
As a Teen I would do it
If i get the 16 years old version of her.
high as fuck give me some good hip hop/rap.
>>723493832
hf lol
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/false-alarm-prod-by-e-vice/
If you've never done Chance The Rapper's second mixtape Acid Rap give that a listen
>listening to hip hop/rap
kek
Let's have a fetish thread. Share yours, /b/
I'm into tickle torture/bondage
>>723495089
I'm surprised there's not more people into this on /b/
i'm a religion fetishist.
meaning i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender.
essentially, i want a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel fully inferior to them, envious of them, and totally reverent towards them.
>>723495089
I am slowly getting my girl into tickle/torture. I am brainwashing her in a way. I started to tickle her every time she gets close to cumming, and now when I tickle her feet it turns her on