Welcome t-to Cooking with Alice!
The only OC l-left on /b/!~
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TRs54YfP7B
already erect
do u have a penis
Take your bump, you know what to do with it.
Jk rowling is a nazi!
And a slut
Prove me wrong faggits.
Protip: you cant
Free pewdiepie!
>>723520118
>Jk rowling is a nazi!
>And a slut
You're saying that like it's a bad thing.
>>723520118
Wtf I love jk Rowling now
*blocks your path*
kiss me
>>723521787
*steals your information*
*lies about not being able to speak English fluently*
*fills the website with malicious ads and begs for donations when the website is fine financially*
*is an ugly hook nosed fuckin' gook who surpasses even the jewest of jews*
*drunk*
Who's your favorite composer /b/? I would definitely say either Chopin or Liszt. Also, any of you guys play piano?
Schostakowich. Uematsu.
>>723519036
Uh, yeah, Uematsu is mine too
>>723518865
Noisia
Attention males of /b
>I will do anything for your feet!
You know I will!
>>723522142
>Old but still relevant
>>723522718
love it
Wife just told me she is Asexual. Any other /b/ros relate?
<ooga booga>
She sent me this link.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mandyw9/things-that-you-should-know-about-asexuality-9e2q?utm_term=.cbN1d99xV#.dkVJ9VV2q
When we first got together we were quite intimate but over the years there was a drastic reduction in sexytime. The signs were there but I guess I didn't see them. I am VERY sexual. I'm always looking for moments we can enjoy each other but now that it's out in the open, I feel like an asshole for pressuring her into almost every time we have had sex. Thats how some of the other articles I've read put it. I guess she understands that I've needed the physical connection so has from time to time let me engage in something she has absolutely no interest in. I love and respect her so have had to be sneaky about jacking off because that upsets her because she feels like that should be something she should do for me, but just doesn't. I know I'm going to get shit on, people saying that she's getting the Big Black Cock and isn't satisfied with me, but for /b/ros in this situation, what have you done? For /b/ros that are asexual themselves, what are your thoughts? She wants to talk about this right now and I'm delaying because long day at work and I have a nasty headache (at least that isn't an excuse she can use now for not wanting sex, she just doesn't want it).
TL;DR
Wife is asexual, I'm very sexual. She just came clean about it and all the times we've done it were more or less because I pressured her. Wat do?
If she doesn't care about sex then she can't care about you getting it elsewhere.
>>all the times we've done it were more or less because I pressured her
RAPIST.
>>723521490
Is she down with having an open relationship? Cause if not yr fucked.
Ask a proud citizen of the greatest country in Europe anything
https://youtu.be/KP6oWExnoRQ
What being a German like?
>>723522286
bump
>>723522541
Where you from gayboy
Why can't theists define theism?
WHY??!!
>>723521212
they have the ultimate weapon in illogical arguments
faith
>>723521212
Theism: Incorrectly believing that super-natural entities exist
/thread
>>723521212
Keep it up daily for 2 years & we MIGHT finally have a counter to that annoying asshat.
So apparently google is creating an AI that is designed to moderate "harassment" online. Yes, I'm serious. But it gets better. On their official website, you can type in phrases and the AI will rate them based off of "toxicity". But, you can also "teach" it by giving your own comments your own "toxicity" ratings, which It will "learn" from and use to rate other posts.
Do you see where I am going with this?
Let's fuck with them.
https://www.perspectiveapi.com/
bumpman is here
*deploys bump*
Being the good and upstanding citizens of the internet that we all are, I think that we should inform google of the toxicity of such hateful terms as "social justice" and "privilege" and "social construct".
and because it'd be fucking hilarious.
make words like feminist and sjw toxic
The moon landings are fake.
>>723521480
yes
>>723521480
As is the sincerity of your assertion.
>>723521480
Yet you can see all the equipment left behind including the rover in your picture with a simple telescope if you know where to look. So IF they where fake then how the fuck did that shit get up there?
loli thread??
>>723520733
>installing VLC.jpg
Not a cock rate thread... I just want you to look at it.
>>723522044
checked
would love to suck you off OP
>>723522108
Sounds fun. You know how to work it?
>>723522108
Seconded
After 5 years shaving at least once a week my can just ran out. Feels kind of like a pet dying.
sell it on ebay for 1 million of your chose currency
>>723521223
3 hairs on you chin?
>>723521619
/thread
Everyone vote, First girl to get 15 votes I will dump full set.
twwooo
>>723519166
ONE
Tres
lolis gifs and webm
Can anyone remind me of the name of that loli doujin/manga where 2 men drive around in a van raping lolis then painting an illustration of their victim on the inside of the van.
After they've taken 10 victims they commit suicide together, as they die they praise their friendship and congratulate themselves on their accomplishment. One says to the other something like "there always was a shadow of death around you"
>>723521842
[Quzilax] Loli Tomodachi