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What should I do /b/? Should I suck a dick or not? I'm straight, never been attracted to males, gay porn doesn't turn me on. Had plenty of girlfriends growing up, blowjobs sex etc. When I was 18 I decided to try to suck my own dick (who here hasn't?) and only licked the tip. Ever since in the heat of the moment like 10 seconds before I orgasm I imagine myself sucking a dick and getting cum shot down my throat. I've had recurring dreams for years of me sucking my own dick. It's like a weekly thing. I think it's a subconscious thing that "I never finished the job." Tonight my girlfriend and I were having sex and it's the same thing, right before I came I imagined giving a blowjob to someone. I don't wanna get fucked in the ass though. What the fuck am I supposed to do?

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:26:31 Post No.723537105
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idk

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:23:37 Post No. 723536911 [Report] [View this topic]

What's your favorite sex position?

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:24:48 Post No.723536981
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That one and doggystyle. Love to leave just the nuts hangin out.

Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:26:07 Post No.723537076
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>>723536911
Ask your mom lol

Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:26:41 Post No.723537111
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EATIN
ASS

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 04:52:35 Post No. 723534055 [Report] [View this topic]

Faces of /B/
Action Brons-Anon reporting in

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 04:55:14 Post No.723534307
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Because why not

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Scwedish reward reporting in

Anonymous 2017-02-25 04:55:37 Post No.723534342
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lets see whats behind that black lens

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:02:11 Post No. 723534899 [Report] [View this topic]

Who are they? Can I get a quick rundown on them?

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:03:07 Post No.723534969
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>>723534899

Cartoon characters. Move along.

Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:03:18 Post No.723534986
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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:03:18 Post No.723534986 [Report]

Believe there some spanish TV / Film stars who had a very bad reaction from too much cosmetic surgery.

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>>723534899

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:20:42 Post No. 723536709 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm too tired and sleepy to get dubs, can any of ya bros rolls some repeating digits form me?
>mfw before I try sleep

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:24:01 Post No.723536940
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i got your dubs, you can sleep now op

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>>723536940
no you dont, i do

Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:26:46 Post No.723537120
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>>723536709
I'll try

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:20:11 Post No. 723536670 [Report] [View this topic]

Help me, /b/, how do I stop being so ugly?

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:20:44 Post No.723536711
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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:20:44 Post No.723536711 [Report]

You don't.

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:21:34 Post No.723536767 [Report]

The only that really stands out is the unibrow

Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:22:13 Post No.723536807
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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:22:13 Post No.723536807 [Report]

>>723536670
you're fucked forever. Buy paper bags in bulk and start investing wisely. Money will be your only way to get laid.

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:13:56 Post No. 723536126 [Report] [View this topic]

I hate my life, and I hate the people in it... got no gun. So what's the quickest and efficent way out /b/?

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:14:56 Post No.723536259
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Cliff

Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:16:32 Post No.723536380
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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:16:32 Post No.723536380 [Report]

Don't die just yet! We need more miserable people in this world to make the others feel better about themselves!

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okay heres the pplan mate
>work hard
>get nice job with nice pay
>be sexually attracted to person
>date person
>be married to person
>grow old
>die

it's fullproof. I promise it will end in death in as little as 40 years

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:22:46 Post No. 723536846 [Report] [View this topic]

so i have 175 iq, i play the violin im expert playing chess

aske me anything

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:23:50 Post No.723536922
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>>723536846
Do you drink a lot?

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>>723536846
What are your thoughts on Fischer Random Chess?

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>>723536846
aske.jpeg well ok .....WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT OF APRIL 20TH 1889

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:24:54 Post No. 723536989 [Report] [View this topic]

Leak the pics you shouldnt ;)
SnapchatZ.com is the shit

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:26:09 Post No.723537077
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They just released a new update for Snapchat so it will only working for a few days

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How do I delete my my gfs nudes?

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>Enter friends snapchat name
>Get her nudes!

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 05:03:18 Post No. 723534984 [Report] [View this topic]

If a Civil War broke out who would win?

The liberals or the Americans?

And why?

> nb4 liberals are Americans, they're not, they're globalist insects

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