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>>742840203
what do I roll to get one to keep as my wife?

>>742840364
quads

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>>742840409
fug

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734

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>>742834167

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>>742834855

Made out with my younger cousin when I was 10

>be me
>be 8
>have two friends that i hang out with regularly
>one 7, the other 8
>the 8 year old's name was austin and the 7 year old's name was ty
>austin's mental. batshit crazy.
>started getting naked in front of me more often and encouraged me to get naked too.
>me being an idiot child i reluctantly agreed.
>the three of us would have sleep overs, all of us getting naked and running around the house
>austin's mom didn't give a fuck, my parents didn't know, and i am pretty sure ty's didn't either
>austin has a 7 year old sister
>we include her in our "nude parties" (ty not with us this night)
>austin's mother is still fine with it
>have idea
>i had never seen a pair of tits or vagina before, so i really had no idea what the fuck to do
>i took a glove and touched her pussy
>she laughed
>stupid idea
>tell her to lick my dick
>she does it
>the door's locked
>austin's mom knocks on the door
>ohshit.jpg
>we all get dressed as fast as we fucking can
>austin lets his mom in and hides right behind the door
>we play it off like it's cool
>austin fucking rats me out
>austin's mom is mortified
>she calls her brother over
>her brother shows up and seems nice at first
>"are you anon?"
>"yes"
>"sit down" he yelled at me
>he goes to deal with his niece
>he spanks her and washes her mouth out with soap
>i'm scolded
>parents are called
>they pick me up
>i'm embarrassed as fuck
>parents furious
>austin is no longer my friend
>despised me for the next few years
>he vanishes from school one day, not sure what happened to him


i've never told anyone this story. so yeah.

nifty dot org

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Why can't I forget about people?

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>>742841134
Because your memories will stick to you until you develop Alzheimer's skeltor

>your fortune says first come first served

>>742841313
Mine plz

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>>742844058
my nigga

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I own lots of them

>>742840768
people dont really own guns, their guns own them.

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>>742840768
Why do you keep posting the same thread?

>>742845985
fuck you

>>742845985
Hehe xd so funny!!!!!!! Lawl rawr!

>>742844621
because 4chan is an echo chamber (especially in pol).

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>>742844938
Remember when we came here to float original ideas and share? What happened?

why don't you kill her first? cuck.

>>742841347
Show. Us.

>>742841347
She isn't worth it. It'll get better, I'm sure.

Step 1. Make thread.
Step 2. Post three pictures.
Step 3. Wait.

If you can't figure that out, go to /r/
or smoke a gun.

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My wife's little asshole.

>>742840630
your "wife" needs to learn about asshole bleaching and/or how to wipe

>>742824152
if she was as ugly as that chick, absolutely. aint nobody gonna be eyefuckin' that chick

>>742824152
No.

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>>742824251

>>742835466
rolling

In monkey years? At least 5.

>>742835711
double dubs.
check my trips bitch