I am the new superhero 4chan man! Dubs decide my 1st heroic action.
>>723575561
sharpie in pooper
Touch a random girls tits
>>723575561
raid tumblr
Boxxy thread ???
Can't find sauce on image no matter how hard I try
>greylivesmatter
ayyy lmao
>>723575291
Ayyyyyy !! LMAO !
what food would you cook for a hookup date with a milf? will she think its cute if i make mac n cheese and tendies? will it bring out her inner mom so she starts cooking for me?
Dog stew
Dog stew
Chunky style
Goat head stew
>go in sister's room
>see this
>wat do
>>723575029
grab his nuts so he cums early
>>723575029
start sucking good ofc what else would it be?
>>723575029
> see this
> don't have a sister
I'm in the wrong fucking house again. Time to lay off the sauce. And I mean it this time.
So recently I've discovered that only reason I haven't killed myself yet was memes. /b/, spam me with the best shit u got.
is pedophilia a thing in the wild among animals or is it a human invention?
>>723572908
Age has no meaning in the wild other than if you can breed or not
>>723572908
The males of most species aren't interested unless the female is releasing hormones indicating she's in "heat." Exceptions are humans, chimpanzees, bonobos; no other primates do it just for pleasure, or to express dominance, as with chimpanzees - the males of which will either butt-fuck, or offer to be butt-fucked, to maintain social order of superiority (males only). With the chimpanzees, true mating with females happens when she's ready to be pregnant. Now, among the bonobos, they have sex with one another just for the pleasure of it. Only other known specie other than humans that do that.
Humans are animals
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>723573317
slut hahahahahah
>723573317
200lbs HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>723573317
B-cup?? HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
Anyone on /b/ have the real ayylien pic?
>>723573151
I want to believe.
>>723573472
lmao
Please rate my resignation letter and also what would you put differently?
I'm a britfag so it needs to be written in the queens English.
Also me and the company are no where near as interested in butt holes as the letter below would have you believe but any anon worthy of adding input should be capable of filling in the anal insertion gaps.
To whom it may concern,
I’d like to provide my letter of resignation and termination of my contract at Direct anal rupture ltd.
Whilst as always I endeavor to limit the negative impact on the company and on the individuals directly effected. I no longer wish to be part of the bum hole invaders ghost team and/or governed by the 10' and above upper management team and wish to leave all your ass holes immediately.
I apologize for the inconvenience this will undoubtedly cause but feel it to be no longer unavoidable.
I myself, have made all and every sacrifice I am willing to make on the company’s behalf, with little to no return policy been provided in return.
My performance and conduct has been scrutinized recently and I can only assume that due to no findings my contract is still active to this date. I do however feel victimized by your actions.
I wish the company every success in its future endeavors but feel this success will be unattainable under the company’s current regime and that the company's current regime will only result in further desertion of their practices.
I would also like to make it known that I will be seeking legal advice on the events of Friday and the company's obligations on providing safe and reliable ass hole insertion.
Again, I regret that this is the decision I have been forcibly pushed towards.
However with no feeling of job security or recognition of the hard work I have provided thus far, I feel we should part ways so we can both advance towards our desired anal goals.
Yours Sincerely
anon
Bump for input and also how would you write your resognition letter.
Yes I could write:
P45 please and GTFO.
But where would the fun be in that?
Help me write a letter the fucktards will remember.
Lolol. HR are going to laugh you out of the office. Just quit without having a fucking cry man, you're just embarrassing yourself.
>>723574211
Yea, I know it's abit of a cry.
My departure will cause enough disruption without making a song and dance about it.
Only problem is the person who it will cause the most hassle for I don't actually want to hurt.
My manager will feel all the pain from this and they haven't actually done anything wrong to me, infact they have put their neck on the line for me.
It's the big wigs in their ivory towers I want to hurt.
The cancer of /b/ has seeped deep into my soul and this will be my last thread on here. This forum is now 99%:
>bait threads
>trap threads
>"how can x even compete"
>rate my fully clothed gf that i post daily over and over
>"would u fuck my sister"
Etc., ad nauseam.
It isn't edgy anymore and it's a waste of my time. If I could, Id murder all of you brutally and send your family to the gas chambers.
why he mad tho
It's like trying to find a single gem in an Olympic swimming pool of cum.
>>723573001
>If I could, Id murder all of you brutally and send your family to the gas chambers.
Can you think of any insults that are somewhat confusing but still feel insulting?
Stuff along the lines of "you look like you blink one eye at a time"
>>723573215
this is now a confused-looking animals thread
Bamp
>>723573215
He looks like the kind of guy that walks out of a salon without a haircut.
girls you saved from /b/, post your favs that you're looking more of
>>723573837
long time lurker, 2nd time poster
begging for ur help
doing mushrooms tonight with my girl, need something scary/frightening to watch while tripping.
thanks in advance
>>723573175
Watch The cable guy, it scared me.
>>723573175
The Cell's a really good one while tripping, if you're looking for scary.
>>723573773
appreciated. ive also never caught it before. thanks.
any more?
when did you last get a really good look at your sister's naked body?
>>723573710
When I was six and she was ten - siblings don't normally see each other nude anon
>>723573765
Not in America. But in many other cultures nudity isn't taboo.
>>723573710
When I creampied her 8 yr old pussy.