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selling my panties 10 bucks a piece message me if youre interested on snapchat : ashleybon :)))) 19f
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>>723591889
More pics please with timestamp
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Tits or gtfo
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>>723591889
Let's see those milk duds
Hilo español
Panchitos de mierda fuera.
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>>723591082
Fuck off beaner
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gtfo faggot
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Maricón
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Stoner/Weed/Drugs Thread?
What is /b/ smoking?
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>>723591302
pole
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>>723591302
Looks like a bug.
Bug thread.
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Nothing... I'm out until friday
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CATURDAY BITCHES
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>>723592151
What?
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post your saved or original copypastas. it doesn't even have to be good. ill start
As an artist, I am constantly struggling to find ways to challenge the limits of my chosen medium, which is sperm, and push my audience toward a higher level of both cognition and meta cognition--to see, in other words, the art beyond the art, the way the art steps beyond being an object of "art," so to speak, and invokes a definition that calls into question the very fabric of life and existence and our species' interaction with the physical and emotional world. For example, my last piece, "Jerking Off On The Orange Line," was intended to push the boundaries of physical expression and inspire self-reflection among the three Catholic high school girls at the end of the car, whose expectation of a Metro ride without the opportunity to witness another human masturbating was challenged--I think, for the better. Its follow-up piece, "Running Pantless Through the Station," was a breathless exploration of the nexus where the tyranny of law enforcement intersects with the vibrant pulse of individuality and liberal expression. "My Cock In Her Sleeping Mouth," perhaps one of my most controversial pieces, explored the biological, social, physical, and emotional consequences of one-sided fellatio, and often misunderstood expression of deep, abiding affection. Its follow-up, "Ejaculate on Her Forehead," takes this a step further, calling into question the ideas of what it means to "own" ones own skin. Symbolically, in turning her white with my love, I am exploring complex issues of race and challenging my audience to question their own biases, prejudgments, and narrow world views.
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Super Awesome Totally Middle-Aged Robot Mutant Ninja Robot Pirate Robots With Adequate Knowledge of Semaphore and a Jaw-Droppingly Extensive Knowledge of Will Smith TriviA
Wearing T-Shirts With Hilarious Slogans Who Like To Visit Their Decrepit Mother on Occasion and are Part-Time Locomotive Train Drivers In the Georgian Era and Who Lobby Against the Use of Sex as a Method of Reproduction
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"The and it, and that was it, but what was it? We did not know, but the and it was surely it and it was. As it was it and that the and it was it, the and it's it saw that surely the it was and, and that therefore, the and was it."
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Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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Welcome to the /b/ club. The bouncer is not an easy one to get by, and follows orders strictly, no exceptions.
>Dubs get in.
>Trips get V.I.P. and a private strip tease.
>69 get's to take one of our lovely ladies home.
>Quads or higher run the place. Their word is law, and anyone with less numbers than him/her has to do as they say. (Pentas beat Quads, Quads beat Trips, etc.)
Good luck
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Ha wow i know that guy. Legend of the 930 club in DC. Saw my first concerts there. Dude passed away a couple years ago.. Rip security man.
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>>723591402
Sorry, bro, knowing the bouncer doesn't let you in.
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Ayyy lmao
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En waar stemmen we op?
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>>723591217
Groenlinks
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VVD
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>>723591217
D66
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chub thread
post 'em
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Three injured after man 'deliberately drove car at pedestrians' in busy city centre square in Germany before being shot by cops.
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>>723592168
Viral advertising for a new Euro Truck Simulator coming out in the summer.
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>>723592168
this image needs more napalm
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>>723592168
See, the appropriate response to this boat showing up on a coastline is a large number of armed men telling them to turn back or be fired upon.
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Would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole?
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>>723591749
>implying someone wouldn't
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>>723591749
yes
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>>723591749
only if it was creamy and warm OP
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Thread cont.
>op really doesn't know how to kiss
Please help :/
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Tits or gtfo
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>>723591791
Blow smoke on his face
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Fuck and get it over with already
I found a credit card on ground. Trips gets all the info
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Sorry img is upside down. Shitty phone camera
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>>723591686
It's already cancelled, kid.
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sure, why not
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ITT: Cursed images
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>>723588627
hot af
thanks for the higher res pic OP
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/b/, I fucked up, big time. I hurt someone I care about. I raped the woman i've been in love with for over 10 years. This happened a while ago, and i've finally come around to telling my story.
I met her online when she was 12, and I was 16. It was some shitty weeb message board, and something about her response stood out. She lied about her age on her proflile, which lacked a picture, and claimed she was 14. I'm not going to lie, it was a pretty cringey profile. She listed a bunch of awful metal bands that she liked, and her background was a scene from Elfen Lied. I was fairly awful myself, so it didn't phase me. I sent her a message with anime suggestions-- a message I didn't know would spark a friendship spanning over a decade.
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I learned that she lived in Maine, several hours away from my location in Tennessee, so I knew that meeting her in person was probably off the table. She seemed incredibly mature for a 14 year old-- fluent in Russian, a die hard fan of Dostoyevsky. She liked anime, sure, but most of our conversations centered around the psychology of weebs, old lit, and conspiracy theories. She was truly a strange person, and I suspected that she had lied about her age. I didnt expect her to tell me that she was younger when I probed for an answer, but it didn't bother me too much. I wasn't romantically interested in her, anyway. I didn't even know what she looked like. Over the next few years, we talked nightly on MSN, sometimes for 9 hours at a time.
By the time she turned 16, I had begun to develop feelings for her. Of course, I never said anything, because jail bait isnt worth it.
Then I got the message.
"Come to my birthday, I want to meet my best friend"
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I had enough money saved up for a plane ticket from my shitty grocery clerk job, and I did want to meet her. I bought the ticket.
When her 17th birthday rolled around that January, I found myself in the freezing, snowy Maine climate, wondering how anyone could possibly want to live there. I still had no idea what she looked like, but I was excited to meet her. The rental car I had picked up pummelled awkwardly through the snow, and I arrived at a modestly sized, light blue house on a large swatch of snowy land. It was fairly isolated. I sat in my car, watching people filter out of their cars, and into her home. None of them knocked. The door was open.
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>>723589798
Bump
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Ok fuckers. I have a choise right now. I can go upstairs and fuck with my neighbour, or go to club, meet "accidentally" hot chick and fuck outside. What I should choose?
Dubs decied.
Poor, nolife fuckers from /b/
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>>723588718
U aint cool
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>>723588718
>I can go upstairs and fuck with my neighbour
This. Throw some poopoo peepee
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I will use my shit brains and say fuck the neighbor and then kill yourself because youre fucking with a thot nigga