let's try this again
celeb thread
>best celeb
>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there looking at you
Wat do???
give that bitch my mixtape and send her ass packin
Say hello and invite her to my man cave
>>723617582
>realise taylor swift cannot possibly be in my house
>realise that its either a prank or i went insane
>too much of an autist to not make a fool of myself if its a prank
>the alternative option is even worse
>OhNoImScrewed.jpg
Why don't you go Snapchat z .com and leak anyones nudes
I am sure snapchat patched this?
Appreciate it but you should not share this to people
Is there a site for instagram that works too?
Loli bread gif edition
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=5808
>>723617904
someone is trying to summon the demon(s) again.
fuck/marry/kill
>>723619068
Fuck Kill Marry
>>723619068
can i kill them all afterwards?
>>723619068
kill kill fuck
Hey kids! I got some free dubs in this van come and get them!
Fuck dubs, where's the pizza party at?
>>723619843
DK has arrived to dispense hot monkey dick.
Singles: You are a nigger
Dubs: You are white with a big cock
Trips: You resurrect Hitler.
>Brave enough to play?
Rooollllll
This will be my playmate.
check em
White as fuck!
where do you guys usually nut?
need something convenient
>>723615469
Cleanex or paper towel
In my wife.
>>723615469
cum in a sock.
gf/wife Rate Thread. You post a pic of your girl's tits, ass and body and we rate the parts of her body. Starting with my gf. Tits.
>>723615921
Body. kind of.
Amateur Big fattie tits that you would love to tittie fuck but only pics saved from b
Buuuummmmp
>>723614040
Are there any females on /b/?
>>723615269
yes, i'm a genderfluid transgender women
>>723615371
I meant real females
Yo
I'm a surgical tech in Florida. Been on /b/ since I got a computer when I was around 16, so about 8 years now. This place has been going downhill for a while. I mainly just browse /news/ and /pol/ now.
Uk
Ig
Gf
Bump for Nottingham girls. Will post some Anja T if anybody has something good.
Can't get enough of her
>>723613512
This bitch again. OP will post a shitload of her, with no tits.
>>723614015
Well it's something at least, anything of her would be nice. Any info on the girl then?
>>723614548
Try this for an overload:
https://thebarchive.com/b/search/image/OKppRPsAtGLfqflhTy_h6w/
33yo virgin with small dick no money (med shool debt over 100 k), bald, 260 lbs 5ft7 was asked out on a date by a hot 8/10 6ft2 riped girl , and i dont know what to do. to nervous.
>>723615954
if this was real i would say get it since you will literally never have the chance again unless you lose weight.
i know from experience. 5'10" used to be 270lbs, hated life. Lost over 100 lbs, starting sleeping with girls I would salivate over in high school. back up to 205lbs right now fuck x_x
yes she is incredible hot but i dont know what she wants with me, i said i have to work maybe some other time and she keeps messaging me how work is goin and so on.she looks like a taller fit olivia wild
>>723615954
first off, your dick is average
y, you're probably overweight, but that means fuckall if you have a nice face, are funny, or just her type in some way
are you a doctor now? large income?
in any case, enjoy and just act as if you have nothing to lose
DO NOT tell her you are a virgin, unless she asks specifically, where you will then tell her that you've been focusing on your career and haven't had much of a chance to meet anyone to fall in love with
it is fucking hard, but convince your mind that you don't even much see her as hot or anything, especially not as "the one"
fantasize about other fuckgirls until things go more smoothly with this one
dramthreed, holy shit it's going down for real edition
aka the worser drawthread
>pic related
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try drawing a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
RESOURCES:
>>>/ic/1579290 (IC Sticky w/ Drawing Guide for Beginners link)
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.
FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)
TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend
Previous Thread:
>>723607528
Requesting a shy bomb gal receiving a jiggling ass spanking session via hand.
>No, wait, anon.
>That's old... Reposting.
>Just sharing that.
oh, well nice of you to share it. Saved. Will still keep an eye out if you do go on with the sketch. don't worry about coloring it, since I can do that I think.
In fact, do you have anything you want colored/turned into binary? Wanna try and give back to ya
did we ever find out who was best waifu and husbando?