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>>745222261
what the fuck

>>745222261
im too much of a pussy to check it out, someone do it

>>745222381
It's some weird futanari shit

>>745216522
I don't remember my dreams.

>>745216522
i keep having recurring sexual dreams about my ex. it's been almost a decade, but all the sensory data seems so new and real. shit.

I haven't remembered a dream in years I know I have them everyone does maybe I just have a shit memory lol

>>745218890
No one cares about your shitty game

carry me in duo plez

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>>745218959
d:
>>745219063
Xd

bumpitty bump

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Rate please?

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rate

>>745220602
show us the underside of your cock, with the skin pulled back

curious as to how loose/long your frenulum is

>>745218389
Her butt ugly face

>>745218421
this

>>745218389
a couple:
thin lips
saggy tits
suboptimal skin (face looks like she smokes occasionally, hands look way too dry)
nose toobig
body not toned

would fuck regardless
hair/nails unhealthy

>>745220547
>/b/ me,
>going with this grill for almost a year
>I'm finishing H.S., she's 1st year in college.
>I know something's wrong, it's a gestalt kinda thing
>I go over to her house, she brings me into her bedroom
>She looks at me and tells me it's over between us
>She wants to talk about things. Wants me to talk to her.
>phone rings
>She picks up, I can tell it's the other guy on the line.
>She starts talking to him while I'm standing there with my heart breaking
>This is now a cuckold event
>I can't stand it, I leave
>her sister meets me on the stairs
>the look on my face stops her in her tracks
>she stops in mid sentence - no idea what she was going to say.
>I leave, get in my car, drive off
I'm sure it was just bad timing and bad judgement on her part. She should have just told him she would call him back and hang up. Instead she decides to talk to him while I'm standing there - inadvertently cuckolding me in addition to breaking up. But shit happens.
They got married, then divorced about a year later. Of course, while it broke my heart, there was no way I could ever trust her again. So all the love in the world couldn't bring us back together again.

>be me, 16
>First gf in my life
>Her dad has terminal cancer
>As we move on as a couple her dad gets worse
>Last day of school, I buy her lunch and try to spend a nice day
>She ignores me and talks to a gym from her church all the time
>ffw a week
>Dad died
>Ask if I'm allowed at the funeral
>"Sorry Anon, most of my family doesn't know about you"
>ffw two weeks, I'm off for a trip
>We break up over the phone
>Come back from trip
>Try to sort it out
>She says she won't come back as she cheated on me with the guy she was talking to.
>Don't say anything else, and leave
I still felt bad for her when I found out the guy was an abusive cunt

>19 dating a 21 year old
>took her virginity, first real bf she had
>knew she loved me but i was never planning to be together more than a few months
>3rd month was coming up, decided it was time
>go to her place, tell her about how she has to join a company soon, and wont have time for me, and how Id ne in SEA the two months before then
>shes crying but idc
>before I leave she grabs my arm in despiration
>flat out tell her if she keeps that up imma bang her
>she keeps it up
>fucking her, and shes crying about how she just wants me to love her
>trying to get me to cum inside of her
>bitchpls.jpg
>jizz in some tissues bc im a nice guy
>sitting there, contemplating what just happened
>realize how brittle this relationship would be if sex was the only thing keeping us together
>tell her it aint gon work still, put my clothes on, and leave with her bawling her eyes out nekkid.

Chadly, or sociopathic?

>>745221493
man.. this is just so strange to me, I leave /b/ for 2 years come back and now every thread has shopped dick shitters? What does one say when their 'shitted' folder is discovered?

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>>745221662
i keep it on desktop

Black dicks really look like shit.

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>the next hurricane will be named Lee

>>745218857

The US getting buttblasted by natural disasters =/= end of the world

Im heating up the popcorn

>>745218857
>is this how the world ends?
No, just USA

Fuck yeah roll

balls

>>745219650
Fuck it

That's a Xanax high

>>745221205
Fuck off with that bar shit nigga. That's borderline hard shit yo. Stick to white nigga drugs like mushrooms n shit. Expand yo mind and wake up n shit.

>>745221218
That's shit, I can do that anyway

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That's Antifa for ya, spineless faggots that wear masks like pussies and whine like babies.

you are in my prayers

Kundalini

>>745218478
Remember that raising Kundalini to the crown chakra drains the physical energies to feed to kether. While this gives you spiritual strength, it removes your grounding with the earth. This may not be what you're really seeking. Be sure that you know what you're giving up in exchange for what you're getting.