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Anybody here when this thread was alive?
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Falling for bait thats days old gtfo newfag

Young, 3 or more guys, real af
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You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
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Tits or gtfo
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OK don't go Breaking an Arm Jerking yourself off now.
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>>723685216
Naw

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>"And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you"

what did he mean by this?
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Chaos buttfucks everyone who embraces it
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if you call someone faggot, it means you're a faggot too
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>>723685252
It's pretty obvious isnt it?
If you do something that doesnt go according to your morals, this will ultimately change your morals and therefore your bahavior/character.

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SO IM JUST WALKING TO CLASS THE OTHER DAY AN THIS GUY WAS STANDING THERE OFFERING FREE COFFEE IN EXCHANGE FOR SIGNING UP FOR SOME COLLEGE STUDENTS AGAINST BINGE DRINKING OR WHATEVER SO I SAYS TO MYSELF IM A COLLEGE KID BUT I LIKE TO BINGE DRINK AND THEN I TOOK THE COFFEE AND DIDNT SIGN UP FOR HIS PLEDGE HE LOOKED LIKE A DECENT ENOUGH GUY OR WHATEVER BUT POOR BASTARD DOESNT DRINK I MEAN WHO DOESNT DRINK

SO I SAYS TO MYSELF HAVE A GOOD DAY MAN AND HE'S ALL YOU TOO AND THEN I WENT TO CLASS WHICH WAS BORING AS SHIT I MEAN STUDYING THE BRAIN FOR A WHOLE SEMESTER WTF WAS I THINKING RIGHT SO I SAYS TO MYSELF HEY DR TEACHER LADY I GOTSTA BOUNCE SO I WENT AND GOT ME A TEQUILA DRINK ACROSS THE STREET AND WENT HOME AND FAPPED TO GIANTESS PORN AND MY ROOMMATE CARL COMES IN AND IS ALL LIKE HEY DUDE WANNA GO TO THAT PARTY TONIGHT

SO I SAYS TO MYSELF FUCK YEAH I WANNA GO TO THAT PARTY SO WE GET READY AND GO TO THAT PARTY AND MAN FINE ASS BITCHES AT COLLEGE ARE FUCKING FINE AS SHIT WE SMOKED SOME WEED HELLA GOOD SHIT AND I TOOKSOME MUSHROOMS BY MISTAKE AND I SAYS TO MYSELF I CANT STOP LAUGHING SO I HAD TO LEAVE
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>>723685433
hmm, thanks for sharing this anon
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SO I END UP WANDERING DOWN TOWN ON THE SQUARE JUST TRIPPING MY BALLS OFF AND I RUN INTO THAT GUY WHO WAS SELLING THE COFFEE THING EARLIER AND HES ALL HAY MAN HOWS YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT AND I SAYS TO MYSELF PRETTY GOOD MAN HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT ABOUT YOU NO JOKE DUDE LIKE FLIPS OUT ON ME AND STARTS ASKING IF IM OKAY SO I RAN I JUMPED AND I RAN ACROSS THE STREET TO THE SAFETY OF A BAR

BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLE DONT TAKE MUSHROOMS THATS COOL BUT DONT KEEP ASKING ME IF IM OKAY JUST BECAUSE IM LAUGHING AT A NAPKIN DISPENSER FOR BEING SO BASIC ANYWAY THIS GIRL I KNOW WORKS THERE AND SHE IS LIKE JUSTIN ARE U OKAY IM ALL LIKE YEAH IM JUST TRIPPING BALLS HERE CAN I HAVE SOME PEANUTS

SO SHE GIVES ME AN APPETIIZER OF FRIED GREEN TOMATOES WHICH ARE KIND OF LIKE PEANUTS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT BUT I ATE THEM MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE SHRIMP FRIED RICE AND THEN I GOT THE FEAR REALLY BAD SO I LEFT HER MY CARD AND TOLD HER I HAD TO GO
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>>723685597

YOU TOO ANYWAY IM WALKING HOME AND I REMEMBER THE PARTY AND THINKING MAYBE ITS COOLER NOW AND I WENT BACK THERE AND IT WASNT COOLER IT WAS WARMER KNOW WHAT IM SAYING AND FUCKING HELL I SAYS TO MYSELF SO I KEEP WALKING AND ITS A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL NIGHT SO I WENT DOWN TO THE CAMPUS JUST TO YOU KNOW LIKE SEE WHAT CAMPUS IS LIKE AT NIGHT WHILE TRIPPING (MY DORM IS ON CAMPUS SO I HAD AN ALIBI) AND I WENT TO THE LIBRARY WHICH WAS A BAD IDEA BECAUSE PEOPLE THERE WERENT FRIENDLY AND SO I WENT BACK HOME AND ATE A BUNCH OF LEFTOVERS THAT WERENT MINE AND CARL YELLED AT ME AND NOW I DONT KNOW HOW TO PAY HIM BACK CUZ I GAVE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR MY CARD AND SHE WONT RETURN MY CALLS BECAUSE SHES WORKING ALL WEEKEND

BUT I STARTED GOOGLING SERVALS AND I THINK I WANT TO BUY ONE SO I GUESS MY QUESTION IS HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD EXPERIENCE WITH SERVAL CATS? I KNOW THEYRE ILLEGAL BUT I WANT ONE SO BAD THEM FUCKERS CHIRP LIKE LEGIT CHIRP.

PIC RELATED - ITS MY SERVAL CAT SOME DAY

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How can I get a guy to be obsessed w me
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I mean, if you're either pretty or funny then that should work.
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become an anime
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The same way you get a girl obsessed. Act all interested, send pics etc, and then go cold turkey when interest picks up.
Complete silence for a few weeks, then proceed like before for a while.
When you stop paying attention again the second time, he should be hooked to some degree.

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Vote here: http://www.gullsnutten.no/stem/#

"Gullsnutten" is where Norwegians can vote on their favorite youtubers in each category, like gaming, vlogs etc.

In Norway there is basically just one major gaming channel, "Prebbez og Dennis". They are an minecraft channel that cater to little children. So they are obviously gonna win.

Unless we all come together and vote for "sortebill" instead. He's this little kid that has around a a 100 subscribers and it would he hilarious if he won. He definitely¨deserves it more.

His channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiFFUAAfZ8p4G89S6zfU3Tw
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Bump. already voted

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When you fap do you death grip your dick?
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>>723685413
Nope. Master says I can't touch myself anymore. Only real men get to cum and since I'm a little hole I can't cum or touch myself at all.
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>>723685413
Start gently, end up nearly ripping my dick off when close to cumming. Also massage my balls.
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>>723685413

Yeah, but mostly only because I fap like 8 times a day and I can't feel it anymore otherwise.

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Post ur handwriting /b/
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>>723685304
your views of all sorts are proper yet you may struggle when it comes to female interaction
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I don't know what to do /b/ros
>Still incredibly beta
>Get invited to see movie with long-time friend that is a grill with her grill friend
>She tells me that her grill friend dared her to act all flirty and shit
>"Just a heads up"
>I actually have a crush on her
Wut do?
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Smash.
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Just reject her completely whenever she tries to do something.
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>>723685676
>She tells me that her grill friend dared her to act all flirty and shit.

She sounds 12.

Where's the trees at my guys? I mean sticky icky icky
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on here a few months ago a loli thread chain was started from 1 to 200. There was a website with every thread and pictures webms etc archived. Has anyone still got the website?
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>>723684885
https://lolimarathon.cf/

Enjoy
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>>723685698

Also have this i think it has more content too, dont remember for sure though.
http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Zoo/
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More shota ben, pls

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Memes
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Add dopensmokes. got tons
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heyjoe1087

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call her Please
German Girl

+49 15201346388
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>>723684724
Why?
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>>723684724

I would also ask why?
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>>723684724
no, respect her privacy

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Does anyone have the link to that video of the retarded guy with the video camera banging some port star?
I need to share it with a bud but I'm not going to save that fucking video
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Why lie on the internet
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>>723685584
it's on jewtube
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not sure if this is what youre referring to,,.

http://www.xvideos.com/video22143995/mia_khalifa_asian_fan

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