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i wanna be in the screenshot if this guy's real

OP looks like a 15yo scumbag. Just shoot yourself and stay calm

I hope my post gets on CNN

>>723691943
You could literally Google them

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>>723691943

BUMP

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>>723691943
Zoophilic degenerate I hope you get cancer.

>>723692662
Nude?

>>723692762
this

hope it happens rather sooner than later

>>723692294
To die is to live
Decay is the only universal constant
Unless you believe in time.

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>>723692294
Yeah. That's why I've been saving money to have my head cryogenically preserved in the event a new body can be attached.

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>>723693102
Here's a pic of the front

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>>723693158
Some more gibberish

>>723693102
Bump
Atlantis cave* my guess

why do people trust tor for illegal purposes?

why do people trust clearnet for illegal purposes?

why do people trust 4chan for legit heroes?

why do people trust in humanity?

why do people trust in religion?

>>723693228
ass.jpg not found

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Go to church

All you need is a gf and the rest comes a year after...

buy contact lenses

>>723692288
5 year listener here. What you mean

>>723692288
I mean he's an absolutely fantastic speaker and his tangents are great whether it be the common sense or history podcast. His end game is to educate those who will listen in the hopes of making a better future for his eventual grandkids and ours. I think he is a wholey good person, which is more than i can say about anyone here.

>when you click the ip

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No Lexibros around?

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>>723692282
Fellow Lexifag here

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>>723691678
went around the beach looking for stuff washed ashore,no luck tho

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>>723691743

>>723692960
Need to see more to rate honestly.

>>723692960
Looks like a fat guy managed to make his knees touch/10

>>723693267
I agree with anon, we need moar

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>>723691828
game over man!

fucking gutted

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Not the pax!!!

As it happens I couldn't pull anyone fitter, so I end up going back with her. We get back to hers, eagerly undress, but she stops me.
"I'm on my period", she says. I paused, my drunken mind trying to comprehend whatever was getting in the way of what was supposed to be an easy shag.
"Well... what do you want to do?" I ask. She's apparently too hungry for cock, and tells me to go ahead anyway, which I do. The grim reality hits me midway through and I start to sober up, realising what a disgusting animal I am.
"Why did you stop?" She asks, still desperate for more wang. I pause, wondering if I'm actually going to say what I'm thinking.
"Earlier, anal came up in Never Have I Ever. You drank, right?" I say, with all the coolness of leprosy. "How about that?"
"Ok, I guess", she murmurs. I had bedded more than I had bargained for. Less than ten strokes in she's clearly in pain, and my rarely seen conscience kicks in. I silently agree never to look my reflection in the eyes again and we go back to orthodox sex like good Christians. Ten (two) minutes later, I'm done. Laying next to her, (sobered by the lengths a man will go) the thought of waking up in this place of sin hits me like a moral Mike Tyson on crack. I get up, turn the light on and start to get dressed. Pulling my jeans on, I look up. On the wall is a handprint, like a marker left by a serial killer, in nothing other than period blood. I pray to Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Hitler, Bob Marley, and Charles Manson that she forgets my name, and tiptoe-sprint for the door.
My hand hits the handle as I hear her voice, muffled slightly by my semen in her teeth.

"If you go, I'll do it" she irritatingly slurs, with an open pair of scissors to her throat. I wanted nothing more than to fuck off and get a dirty kebab, and Northern trailer trash was threatening to kill herself unless I somehow further pushed my long-dead morals aside and gave her another disgusting knobbing. I snatched the scissors out of her hand, threw them on the floor, and got out of there.
Right as the cold air hits me, so does the colder realisation that if she picked those scissors up off the floor and slashed that slutty throat, my fingerprints would be pulled from them. My fingerprints would also be found in her blood, on the wall. Traceable DNA would be found in her mouth. There would be clear signs of sodomy.
It would be the most clear cut murder-rape case of all time.
All I wanted was the weak gazelle, and it nearly meant my life could have been ended by Esteban in prison showers.
It's ok to go home by yourself.

let me know what you think when you've read the whole thing