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I dunno

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You know the the drill. First 24.

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You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves

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>Be me
>Be senior year undergrad engineering student at mostly engineering university, so autists everywhere
>Every year get stuck with at least one roommate that's either weird, can't speak English, or lives like a depressed dumpster child
>This year get stuck with literal autist and cool Jap-bro down the hall
>Knew the autist from this freshman CAD class but then he had to switch to a math major
>nobigdeal.jpg
>His parents seem nice but also a bit retarded
>Soon find out this guy is what I would call a religious nut
>One day I'm sitting in the living room working on some homework and he comes in the door and starts asking things like if I've heard the word of Jesus etc
>what.m
>Tell him I used to be interested in all that when I was younger but realized it wasn't for me
>Time goes by and shit starts to get weird
>I usually stay in my bedroom now and work on stuff (they're pretty big rooms)
>He knocks on my door, I answer, and he starts babbling autistically about some religious stuff and says he can't force me to join or whatever but encourage me
>Well since then he's been "encouraging" me and Jap-bro several times a day and at night
>I'll be getting to sleep around quarter after 11 on a weekday and he will knock and knock getting louder and not stop this shit for like 10-15 minutes
>I don't answer the door anymore and usually do work with headphones in
>Shit's getting worse and creeping me out more and today I heard him jiggling the doorknob trying to get into my room
>I have anxiety issues being a bit spergish myself, really hate confrontation, am nice to people even if I fucking hate them, etc.

Anyway, I was wondering if you guys had any ideas/advice on how to make him stop this shit, fuck with him (better if it is Christianity-related), or better yet get him put in a different room.

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What's your opinion on Trump, /b/?

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>incest thread.
>post stories, screencaps.
I don't have much so help my folder out.

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ITT: We all act nice and friendly to eachother until someone rolls trips.

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YLYL

G O L D E D I T I O N

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forced my sister to fuck me:
http://link.virtualrick.com/wincest

pic related

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What about zoophilia gay ? Anyone?

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Can we get one of these threads going?

Will post template

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I NEED HELP!!!!
my gf has Hepatitis A and she wants to have sex, what should i do?

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How does /b/ sniff dope?

I do the rip and twist and sniff, doing it with a straw is too much evidence

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Loneliness makes you desperate

Desperation makes people uncomfortable

Making people uncomfortable means you wind up lonelier

>How break cycle /b/

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So, /b/, is this a hemorroid or some weird ass pimple?