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I'm honored and I'm also very happy for you. You're now secure in your masculinity and sexuality. I've freed you from society's idea of how two (or more )straight male friends are supposed to interact.

We are confident in our platonic interaction, we can hold hands and skip down to the candy store to buy bubble gum and lollipops together. You can start mirin' when you see me pumping iron in the gym, and not feel uncomfortable about it. Having admiration for another man's body is perfectly normal. We can share the same shower to conserve water, and to help each other scrub hard to reach areas of our bodies, achieving a degree of cleanliness we normally couldn't on our own. I am fine with nudity, so the thought of sharing a shower with a close bro is no problem for me.

A bromance involves close, loving interaction with your fellow bro, who is equally as sure of himself as you are. We won't have to say "no homo" when giving each other shoulder rubs, shaving each other's backs or sitting nude in a hot tub together, because we know our sexuality and are comfortable in our own skin.

It's ok, you'll be fine. Just take my hand and I'll lead you into a world of endless possibilities and enlightenment. If you say no, that's fine too, I'm sure you'll have fun questioning yourself for the rest of your life, constantly unhappy and often confused in situations involving other men.

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ATTENTION BROTHERS: IT IS TIME TO PLEDGE YOUR LOYALTY AND PLATONIC DEVOTION TO A NOBLE CAUSE AND COME TOGETHER TO FIGHT THIS WAR. WE WILL MARCH ON THE HORIZON ARM IN ARM, ANONYMOUSLY YET PROUDLY WE SHALL RISE TOGETHER AS I AM THE VISUAL FIGUREHEAD, BUT EACH SOLDIER MAKES US STRONGER FROM THE INSIDE OUT. THE MISSION IS SIMPLE: EVERY MAN WHO SEES THE IMPORTANCE OF COMING TOGETHER FOR THE GREATER GOOD BY EJACULATING ON YOUR FAVORITE PHOTO OF MYSELF (PRINTED OUT ON PAPER OR ONTO YOUR MOBILE PHONE, ETC) WILL BECOME ONE OF THE MANY PIECES IN THIS INFLUENTIAL MOVEMENT OF INTERNATIONAL UNITY AND RESPECT FOR OUR FELLOW CITIZENS. PLEASE ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL HOWEVER YOU WISH, SOURCE MATERIAL UNSPECIFIED AND UP TO YOUR DISCRETION; THE ONLY MISSION YOU HAVE IS SIMPLE, I WILL LINK MY FACEBOOK.COM ACCOUNT BELOW AND YOU CHOOSE TO YOUR LIKING. AS LONG AS YOU RELEASE YOUR ANATOMICALLY UNIQUE GENETIC MATERIAL VIA EJACULATE ONTO THE PHOTO OF YOUR CHOOSING OF MY LIKENESS, MESSAGE IT TO MY PERSONAL PROFILE AND YOU HAVE BECOME ONE OF THE MANY UNITED BROTHERS THAT WILL BAND TOGETHER FOR GREATNESS. THIS IS A PLATONIC MISSION SO HOWEVER YOU ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL IS UP TO YOU, BUT YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED INTO OUR ARMADA IF ANY SEXUAL INSTIGATION IN CONVERSATION IS INITIATED UPON SUBMITTING YOUR EFFORTS. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW ORDERS. JOIN YOUR FELLOW SUBORDINATES ONWARD WE MARCH TO A UNIVERSAL ACHIEVEMENT TO HARNESS OUR TRUE ABILITY ON THIS GRAND SCALE ACROSS THE WORLD WIDE WEB
MY ONLY ACCOUNT WHICH IS WHERE YOU MAY SOURCE YOUR END GOAL PHOTOGRAPH OF MY LIKENESS / MESSAGE YOUR SUBMISSION TO BE ANONYMOUSLY INCLUDED BUT UNIVERSALLY CELEBRATED BELOW:
Add usernamd "meredithmods" after the base Facebook URL
YOUR ONLY RULE IS THAT YOU WILL BE BLOCKED / REJECTED FROM THE MOVEMENT IF YOU INSTIGATE ANY NON-PLATONIC COMMUNICATION BETWEEN YOUR LEADER AND YOURSELF
FOLLOW YOUR ONE COMMAND WITH HONOR AND RESPECT, DO NOT INCLUDE ANY GENITALS IN YOUR MESSAGE OR I CANNOT PUBLICALLY INCLUDE IT

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Which t play first?

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Queen

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Guess her name and I'll post her fb

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Yo, /b name my band!

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alright so last night i did anal masturbation
dont really know how to feel about it
it felt pretty good like i was going to cum without masturbating but then i was like yo this is pretty gay, which it is i wont lie.
felt pretty nice tickling the prostate but made me cum in a way i couldnt before.
if any of you do it any traps or whatever what are techniques or shit to make it feel better.
also it felt like my asshole was on fire thats the only bit that hurt.
yes im straight but for the record that was pretty fuckin gay lol.

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Florida sluts 941 starting

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is she wearing underwear?

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1/2

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Hello,
I've just got tons of bills and all out of money..
Could any one donate some bitcoins? walled id without spaces: 14xQC 515Noz PAp4uy fw2DeAf Uwv ZCRacji - Will send nudes.

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CREEP
Milf edition

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would you?

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How does /b/ get sex from tinder/ get matches in general. Hit me up with all your knowledge.

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I sure hop
I don't go
To jail